Provide a different context to the above image

Guess the context of the image posted above you and give it a different one, repeat

Alright, I'm thinking this guy is a mega mario collector (the background) or a nintendo employee advertising merchandise.

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"To anyone who would listen:

Will offer to trade my personal riches for pirate pants to complete my pirate costume. Currently hiding from authorities on unmarked tropical island to evade twelve charges of public exposure. Please send pants to my PO box. I will wire you the funds as soon as it is legal for me to go out in public again.

I would urge you towards haste. Haven't seen my wife in 14 years and I miss her dearly."

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