Recent content by David Elmer

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    My best day

    My teacher said to my I'm a failure, that I'll never amount to anything. I scoffed at him. Shocked, my teacher asked what's so funny, my future is on the line. "Well...you see professor" I say as the teacher prepares to laugh at my answer, rebuttal at hand. "I watch Rick and Morty." The class is...
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    The official "Hi, I'm new here!" thread

    when ur mate gives u some drug but tbh you just don't really give one I mean let's be fair how much of a one does anyone give, not really anyone tbh like I can smoke a weed infront of the police and they don't give one mate they just ask me to fuck off which is honestly rude like wtf are you on...
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