Recent content by The Wind Mage

Ganondorf is a PROVED murderer. Meanwhile, only a ton of evidence points to Tingle being a murderer.

I decide since the throne is lying out in the open, I shall construct a large structure for it. I start by encasing it into a large orange crystal. I then form a throne room around it, then other rooms containing minions (Who kind of look like :yoshi:, except purple), and then using my mediocre...

I grow tired of Luna's vague superiority, so I lock her into Luigi's Mansion (Which I create with a mumbled incantation), then I cast a forcefield which draws it's power from 4 gems, which I break into 2 parts each, and scatter across the land. The forcefield drapes the entire mansion in magical...

With a lazy flick of my hand, I cause the package to catch fire. The contents spill into a pile of mud. I then punch Iggy Koopa Jr. to the moon from The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, and it EATS HIM. I then take the throne, put an invisibility spell on it, and catapult it into the ocean.

The Wind Koopa Jr.

I enter the room Spiky Topps is in, and I see one throne. I engage him in hand-to-hand combat, and when it is over.... there are two thrones in the room. While Spiky Topps is lying cold on the ground, I take both thrones. I sit on both at the same time.

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Alrighty then, I steal the throne from you, and travel to Holodrum. I then go down to Subrosia, and put the throne in the last room of the Sword and Shield Maze. I then sit on it.

The moon from the ACTUAL world collides with the earth and nearly everyone dies. I then take the throne, which is floating around in space, and sit on it.

Well then, I am back in an undisclosed location. Consumed with anger, I start drawing the moon out of it's orbit. In three posts time, the moon will collide with the earth and everyone will die. Only one thing can stop me now.

Ewwwwwwww, what was that, then?

Alright, let me tell you the undivided truth. When you left the fortress to give Spiky Topps the ball, I shrunk down to the size of a gnat and hid in your pocket. When you returned, I stayed there for some reason, even though the spells were still there. I think it may have done something with...

Well, he was an old man with a purple robe, and he taught me how to be a better mage, and also claimed he was an Udani wizard before being kicked out for going too far.

Look, I got through those spells, after training with this person who claimed to be an Udani wizard for 7 years. I think 7 years is a long enough time to master Udani magic.