S SUPERZ Mariokart FOREVERRRRRRR (&Linux) Dec 4, 2013 #7,551 granted, but a ninja finds you glowing in the dark, and you die. I wish I could turn into my personal mii character
granted, but a ninja finds you glowing in the dark, and you die. I wish I could turn into my personal mii character
Iggy Koopa Jr scrambled eggs Dec 5, 2013 #7,552 Granted, you are stuck inside the device. I wish for some money.
Fazer Power Star Pronouns he/him Dec 5, 2013 #7,553 Granted, you get toy money. I wish I wasn't cold.
S SUPERZ Mariokart FOREVERRRRRRR (&Linux) Dec 5, 2013 #7,554 Granted, your frozen. I wish I could have a pet yoshi.
Kerrigan World's biggest Multimedia Celebrity Poker fan. Poll Committee Pronouns She/her Dec 5, 2013 #7,555 Granted, it kills you. I wish i could do anything
Iggy Koopa Jr scrambled eggs Dec 11, 2013 #7,556 Granted, you are paralysed. I wish that I had a computer in my mind.
B BowserJunior 3.14159265358979323846... Dec 13, 2013 #7,557 Granted, you now are a feelingless automaton. I wish I was the Doctor.
Iggy Koopa Jr scrambled eggs Dec 15, 2013 #7,558 Meh, you get double heart failure. I wish that Miiverse on 3DS would work better.
YoshiMonsta Yoshi! Yoshi! Dec 15, 2013 #7,559 But it works so well that someone steals your 3DS I wish that I was the luckiest man alive.
B BowserJunior 3.14159265358979323846... Dec 18, 2013 #7,560 Granted, all your luck is bad. I wish nothing bad would happen to me.
Giga12 Filthy weeaboo, game nerd and all-around creep Dec 23, 2013 #7,561 Granted, you get bored with everything going right and wish your life was better spent. I wish for Scribblenauts Unmasked.
Granted, you get bored with everything going right and wish your life was better spent. I wish for Scribblenauts Unmasked.
Giga12 Filthy weeaboo, game nerd and all-around creep Dec 25, 2013 #7,563 Granted, it's whisky which is 99% alcohol I wish for telekinesis powers.
S SpinyMaster347 ..and with that, pow! I'm gone Dec 25, 2013 #7,564 Granted, but it's so powerful that you suffer the same fate as Phoenix of the X-Men did. You go crazy and die. I wish I had adamantium in my skeleton so I could have claws like Wolverine
Granted, but it's so powerful that you suffer the same fate as Phoenix of the X-Men did. You go crazy and die. I wish I had adamantium in my skeleton so I could have claws like Wolverine
Giga12 Filthy weeaboo, game nerd and all-around creep Dec 26, 2013 #7,565 Granted, you accidentally stab yourself with your claws when showing them off to a friend. I wish for nothing good to happen to me.
Granted, you accidentally stab yourself with your claws when showing them off to a friend. I wish for nothing good to happen to me.
S SpinyMaster347 ..and with that, pow! I'm gone Dec 26, 2013 #7,566 Granted, nothing but bad things happen to you for the rest of your life I wish I could do Optic Blast like Cyclops
Granted, nothing but bad things happen to you for the rest of your life I wish I could do Optic Blast like Cyclops
Giga12 Filthy weeaboo, game nerd and all-around creep Dec 27, 2013 #7,567 Granted, you bend over one day and accidentally shoot yourself. I wish the cake was not a lie.
Fazer Power Star Pronouns he/him Dec 27, 2013 #7,568 Granted, but everything else is a lie. I wish I don't need to charge my phone.
Giga12 Filthy weeaboo, game nerd and all-around creep Dec 28, 2013 #7,569 Granted, it electricutes you due to always full charge, whenever you plug it in. I wish for my computer to be fixed.
Granted, it electricutes you due to always full charge, whenever you plug it in. I wish for my computer to be fixed.
Fazer Power Star Pronouns he/him Dec 28, 2013 #7,570 Granted, but the computer is intelligent and takes over the world. I wish I liked coffee.
S SUPERZ Mariokart FOREVERRRRRRR (&Linux) Jan 1, 2014 #7,571 Granted,but you become hypher. I wish I could edit the mario wiki more. (Tis the very first wiki I started apon)
Granted,but you become hypher. I wish I could edit the mario wiki more. (Tis the very first wiki I started apon)
Giga12 Filthy weeaboo, game nerd and all-around creep Jan 1, 2014 #7,572 Granted, you can't stop editing until you die of fatigue. I wish it was Christmas again.
S SUPERZ Mariokart FOREVERRRRRRR (&Linux) Jan 2, 2014 #7,573 Granted, but Santa couldn't determine if you were good or bad between the past few weeks. I wish I could work for nintendo
Granted, but Santa couldn't determine if you were good or bad between the past few weeks. I wish I could work for nintendo
Giga12 Filthy weeaboo, game nerd and all-around creep Jan 2, 2014 #7,574 Granted, you're janitor. I wish for pizza.