Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, it is a false copy and ruins your console.

I wish I didn't have any mosquito bites.
 
Yes, but you have wasp stings instead.

I wish I was not allergic to ant bites.
 
Granted. You're allergic to dog bites.


I wish I didn't have to go to school on Monday.
 
Granted, but you got to work all the day long to support your family.

I wish they make a 3DS emulator.
 
Granted, but you use something illegal, and nintendo finds you and takes you to jail.

I wish I had a taco
 
Granted. It bricks itself within the first five minutes.

I wish for no wishes.
 
Granted, but you fall into a bottomless pit

I wish I could meet sonic

Oh yeah and by the way:
Me said:
I wish I had a taco

That wish came true yesterday!! ;D
 
Granted, most people think you're really bad and you get fired.

I wish I was more social.
 
Granted: You become so social you get trampled with people trying to meet you


I wish I was born in the 1950s
 
Granted. Now you're in your 60's and have grandkids.

I wish I was good at sport.
 
Granted..... your a soccerball!

I wish I had a jetpack
 
Granted. You turn it up way too high and fly into the center of the sun.

I wish I could fly.
 
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