Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Princess Céline]

Granted, it's a fictional location.

I wish T. rex's arms were as big as those of Deinocheirus

 

[TPG (2)]

Granted, their new arms bring about their extinction much earlier than normal.

Their tips all break when you try using them.

you evil person

I wish that Shy Guys were playable in Smash Bros.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Granted. They're playable only in Smash Tour and are treated like bottom-tier roster fodder.

I wish I put up my bird feeder again.

 

[ArthurEngine]

Granted, but it'll break once you're done.

I wish for infinity cheeseburgers.

 

[Princess Céline]

Granted, you will get tired of eating them.

I wish for more Ripley's Believe it or Not! books.

 

[ArthurEngine]

Granted, they're terribly written.

I wish for 8 pairs of peanut butter and jam pyjamas.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Granted. Ants now crawl all over you and you have a cockroach problem.

I wish for all top sirloin to be cooked medium-rare.

 

[Princess Céline]

Granted, Gordon Ramsay will tell you "IT'S RAW!!!".

I wish the eyesight of all humans were good enough to not need glasses or lenses.

 

[ArthurEngine]

Granted, now everyone's deaf enough to need hearing aid.

I wish to live in Peach's castle.

 

[Princess Céline]

Granted, Bowser would throw you out of there.

I wish the Reverse Mushroom existed in Mario Party 6's Solo Mode.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Granted. You can obtain it only by winning luck-based minigames.

Granted, Gordon Ramsay will tell you "IT'S RAW!!!".

Steak tartare works for me too.

I wish to actually try steak tartare.

 

[ArthurEngine]

Granted. It tastes like onions and broccoli.

I wish spinach tasted like ice cream.

 

[Princess Céline]

Granted, now everything that tastes bad would be turned into ice cream.

I wish this controller was the official N64 controller and was made 50% bigger.

 

[ArthurEngine]

Granted. The controller is broken and the control stick is useless.

I wish the Nintendo Switch would release tomorrow.

 

[Natalie J.]

Granted. It sucks.

I wish I could play Super Mario Odyssey instead of just watching a demo video.

 

[ArthurEngine]

Granted, its gameplay is dreadful.

I wish I could play Mario Kart 8 Deluxe right now.

 

[Natalie J.]

Granted. It also sucks.

I wish midterms weren't so hard.

 

[Princess Céline]

Granted, not evereything in school is going to be a cakewalk.

I wish Coca Cola didn't make my teeth feel like rubber after drinking it.

 

[ArthurEngine]

Granted, it makes your tongue and throat feel like bark.

I wish for free musical tickets for the remainders of my life.

 

[Princess Céline]

Granted, there will be too many concerts and such to go to.

I wish Daisy didn't yell so loudly.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted. Everyone else becomes louder, so she's not that loud by comparison.

I wish Metal Mario wasn't considered a separate character from Mario.

 

[Princess Céline]

Granted, but what would happen with Gold Mario?

I wish there will be a new Mario Golf game on the Nintendo Switch.

 

[ArthurEngine]

Granted, it's a Mario Golf-esque clone of Mario Tennis Ultra Smash.

I wish Rosalina looked less like Peach.

 

[Natalie J.]

Granted, now she looks really ugly.

I wish my Star Road data hadn't gotten deleted.

 

[Princess Céline]

Granted, system errors are hard to predict when they will happen.

I wish Mario Superstar Baseball didn't have such sloppy controls.