Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Princess Céline]

Granted, but wouldn't that be difficult to make?

I wish that a Blu-Ray set of every season of Mythbusters was released.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Granted. There are no CDs inside any of them.

I wish for delicious ice cream.

 

[Princess Céline]

Granted, but what would it taste like? There are so many ice creams that taste delicious.

I wish for a tasty sandwhich with ham and cheese on it.

 

[ArthurEngine]

Granted, but the ham is made of tofu.

I wish for my very own pinball machine.

 

[Natalie J.]

Granted, it doesn't work.

I wish Blue Coins in Mario Sunshine weren't so dang annoying to collect.

 

[ArthurEngine]

Granted, now the Shine Sprites are more frustrating to collect.

I wish for my very own cruise ship.

 

[Princess Céline]

Granted, but how are you going to get the money for it?

I wish for a new Wario Land game.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Granted, but how are you going to get the money for it?

I wish for a new Wario Land game.

Granted, but Wario is the only character in the game.

I wish for a new jar of peanut butter.

 

[ArthurEngine]

Granted, but it's mixed with jam.

I wish to take a holiday on the sun drenched tropical paradise of Isle Delfino.

 

[Natalie J.]

Granted, you have to clean up the graffiti and collect 120 Shines.

I wish Robbie Nevil's music weren't so underrated.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Granted. It rises to have the worst fandom ever, outdoing even Sonic Passion levels.

I wish that vanilla Mario doesn't suck.

 

[Natalie J.]

Granted, every other Mario sucks more.

I wish Jim Perry hadn't died.

 

[ArthurEngine]

Granted, but he'll only live for a few more seconds.

I wish Satoru Iwata didn't pass on.

 

[Princess Céline]

Granted, he would need to do it eventually.

I wish Chunky Kong returned.

 

[ArthurEngine]

Granted, but he'll have a drastic redesign like Tiny.

I wish for a banana hoard with never-decaying bananas.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. They're inedible.

I wish everyday is Black Friday.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Granted. Shops get destroyed from being trampled and run out of money because they cannot earn profits over a sustained period of low prices, and the supply-demand balance would get so out of wonk that the standard of living would drop pretty damn sharply. You still can't get your damn PS4.

Oh, that's not even corrupted. It'll probably just be reality.

I wish Disneyland wasn't so boring and tiring.

 

[Princess Céline]

Granted, it isn't all fun and games.

I wish sharks weren't portrayed as malicious man-eaters.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Granted. They are portrayed like complete idiotic wusses.

I wish the Spinosaurus left more and better evidence.

 

[Natalie J.]

Granted, no one believes it.

I wish Star Rush had more good content.

 

[Princess Céline]

Granted, it will not be any better than DS.

I wish I had more pencils.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Granted. Their tips all break when you try using them.

I wish I ate more fruits and vegetables.

 

[ArthurEngine]

Granted. Now they're bad for your health.

I wish for a year's supply of candy.

 

[Princess Céline]

Granted, your teeth can't take it.

I wish slicing onions wouldn't make you cry.

 

[ArthurEngine]

Granted, but just looking at the onions unsliced will make you cry.

I wish to visit Sarasaland.