Bad wishes aren't always bad wishes

[Doctor Bowser]

One person says a bad wish, for example, "I wish I had no cheese in my fridge". Next person should make the wish better, example: "Granted, but there is unlimited cheese in your cupboard instead." and posts a new wish. Kuhpeesh? 'K.

I wish my tv broke.

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

(I swear something like this has been posted before...)
Granted, but you get a new TV that can display 8K.

I wish I was forced to run Windows 11

 

[Doctor Bowser]

Granted, but Windows 11 gets an update with everything you wanted it to do.

I wish the Mario franchise ended