Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, you burn the inside of youe nose and mouth.


I wish for a pet Boo.

 

[Spiky Topps]

Granted, but you can't see it.

I wish I had a pet Chain Chomp

 

[Paper Mario]

Granted, but it eats you

I wish I was in the middle of a combo-bounce on a bunch of goombas.

 

[Spiky Topps]

Granted, but the music makes one of the Goombas hop, you mistime your jump and die.

I wish I was a pigeon.

 

[Paper Mario]

granted, you are shot for no apparent reason whatsoever

i wish my life were better

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, your life was so horrible that you took dying as an option.


I wish for a pet Koopa.

 

[Paper Mario]

Granted, but you get up in the middle of the night, on the way to the bathroom, you kick his shell and it flies out the window and he dies

i wish for a plate of roast goomba

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

You catch salmonella.

I wish Capcom and Level 5 would release Professor Layton vs Ace Attorney outside Japan already.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, you don't jave enough money to buy it.



I wish for a pet Luma

 

[PrincessOfPeaches]

Granted, but it transforms into a planet that only consists of lava.

I wish for an Iphone.

 

[Paper Mario]

Granted, it breaks, and then you have no iPhone.

I wish for chicken

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, it's poisoned.

I wish for even more -ness.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, it only affects you.



I wish for a fox to eat.

 

[Boozooka]

Granted, it's a Vulpix.

Next user gets a cheese sandwich.

 

[PrincessOfPeaches]

Granted, but the cheese is out of date.

I wish for a nice, peaceful and invincible Yoshi.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, but Mario steals it.

I wish for monochrome ice cream.

 

[Recon-Seven]

You accidentally drop it.

I wish "game over" screen in video game were less scarier.

 

[chillv]

Granted, but they are so less scary that they are lame.

I wish Data Design Interactive went out of business.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you go out of business too.

I wish I was Mr. Sandman.

 

[chillv]

Granted but you suck at boxing and get stats almost as bad as glass joe

Granted, but you go out of business too.

I and none of my family members have a business so that is not a good concequence.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted but you suck at boxing and get stats almost as bad as glass joe

I could've been this Mr. Sandman too.

 

[chillv]

Granted but you suck at boxing and get stats almost as bad as glass joe

I could've been this Mr. Sandman too.

Fine, if you wish to be the song Mr. Sandman then granted. However, you sound horrible, don't make good sales, get really negative reviews from critics and just overall suck

 

[UltraMario]

But that songs awesome.

And granted, nothing happens.

 

[Lord Bowser]

I wish for pi.

 

[chillv]

Okay you get to eat a Pie

I wish something happened.