Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Blue.



What color is King Richard's white horse?

 

[DragonFreak]

Rainbow colored.

Am I obsessed with dragons?

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Like, noo.


Who reads books here?

 

[Lily x]

Loic

What is in Eren's basement?

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Some cat food.


Who's Loic?

 

[Lily x]

Your father

Who is Luke's father?

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Father Christmas.



Doctor Who or Doctor Watt?

 

[Icemario]

Doctor Wear.

Where does snow come from?

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

From your ears.


What does 1+11 make?

 

[Icemario]

A fence.

How are monocles made?

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

They are made out of my heart and soul (?).


Why did Newton get hit by an apple?

 

[Icemario]

Because Steve Jobs (and co.) invented it.

Why do cows make grapes?

 

[Lily x]

Because they doooooo

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could cuck wood.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

10000.04 grams.



Why did the Daleks exterminate?

 

[Occasionally Returns]

10000.04 grams.



Why did the Daleks exterminate?

Because he's an animal-killing mad man. Why does watching "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic make me feel gay as in happy?

 

[Icemario]

Because gay means sad.

Why do gaming handhelds fit in toasters?

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Because everyone is a pony inside.


Why did answer the wrong question?

 

[Lily x]

because I'm hella

Who will buy this wonderful morning?

 

[Specific Neptune]

You can't buy a morning, idiot.

What is love?

 

[Lily x]

Baby don't hurt me

Who let the dogd out?

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

LTQ let the stray Chain Chomp escape.


Did I just get bit by it?

 

[Kingfawful4321]

No, it crushed you.

Am I a fish?

 

[Specific Neptune]

what kind of question is that? Of course you are!

why are my trousers so tight

 

[Kingfawful4321]

Because they're made of a cursed leather. When they get tight, It means it's sucking your blood.

Is Kermit the Frog a bear?

 

[Icemario]

No, she's a dolphin.

Why does tumbleweed break-dance?