Control the Throne

[Mintiously]

all of your thrones are fake




i have the throne because i'm luigi

 

[Shyghoul]

umm ok.

Throne get.

all of your thrones are fake




i have the throne because i'm luigi

i declare both these posts invalid b/c they dont make sense

 

[Mintiously]

because i am Luigi, i get the throne. throne get, year of Luigi 2 get.

 

[Shyghoul]

that also makes no sense

 

[Teedgee]

But the throne is mine!

 

[Mintiously]

BUT THE THRONE IS MINE AS WELL

 

[Teedgee]

Well let's just share it. (Just kidding!)

 

[Specific Neptune]

throne is still in my impenetrable force field

see this post for reference:

I create and deploy the "deus ex machina" device! The device grabs the throne and places it behind an impenetrable force field behind me at all times. The device itself is indestructible, and is also time locked, so that nobody may travel through time to destroy the device

The throne is securely in my grasp, and nobody can possibly get it.

 

[LED42]

I'll bet you'll start to starve. And you will need to deactivate the force field to search food. And the time has come! You went to search for food and I got the throne! Now I am back to my fortress, protected with the magnetic field.

Also...

[quote author=Shy Guy Central]umm ok.

Throne get.[/quote]

You can't simply get the throne without doing anything. Man, think a bit. THINK A BIT!

 

[Specific Neptune]

i'm not inside the force field, only the throne is

throne still have

 

[LED42]

Then you're not sitting on it. And that means you aren't the "ruler of everything", but rather the force field.

Looks like the force field won this.

 

[Specific Neptune]

...


oh shit you're right


*turns off the forcefield*


take it, you defeated me by plot hole, a well earned victory

 

[Teedgee]

I did earn victory!

 

[LED42]

Don't be a victory bandit, please.

I'm back at my fortress with that magnetic field.

 

[Teedgee]

I stole the throne before you got to go to your fortress.

 

[LED42]

Oh, really?

No problem! I just localized you!

*points him with a laser gun*
Give me the real throne or you will be incinerated!

 

[Camwoodstock]

What are you talking about? The real throne is RIGHT here. I'm sitting on top of it. If you really want it that badly, you can just have it--I have at least 499 other real thrones I have that I can sit on, I'm not that emotionally attached to it.

 

[Mintiously]

i have a k-pop throne i guess

throne win

 

[London Parris]

Teleports the last poster to the outside of the castle to claim the throne.

 

[Teedgee]

But I teleported the throne to my castle.

 

[LED42]

And I teleported the throne inside my castle! (Includes impenetrable, anti-teleporting magnetic field harmful to anyone other than me.)

 

[Mintiously]

joke's on you the throne's fake


but i don't have it so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[Teedgee]

I have it!

 

[LED42]

Bah, you know what?

I got sick of pursuing everyone to get the throne. I'm okay with this throne regardless it's fake. It's enough for me to be ruler of my castle! I have my own army and everything! In fact, I just built a new throne just for me. You can kill yourselves as many times as you want.

 

[London Parris]

Uses my signature move the Sharknado twist to get the throne back. Now it is guarded by hundreds of soldiers that guard it, try getting to it this time.