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Add another Mario to that sig (Inb4 "post again")

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Suddenly, pineapples. You are all distracted by pineapples so I pick up the throne and snatch it away from you.

Blocked because there's never been a World 10

Correction, you are a reverse-skewered human after getting on the wrong end of a GIANT SPIKE TOP. Throne get.

Remembers I still have the Past Throne #2 and the Super Reserve Throne. Sits on one with feet on the other

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ANTI JOY

* size 1207 Spike Top * The throne is now retaken by me.

I release your sex tape. Your popularity collapses. You run away, leaving the throne behind you. I sit on it.

Burn

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I no liek mudkipz Next user is Usher

9 Can no one count?

I create Bullet Hell. The bullets destroy you but not the throne, which I then sit on.

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That flipping Pikachu eats very hairy expired knees.

Denim shorts

Blocked because you are not blocked yet.

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Hacked it, banned you from WiFi, gave you it back. Simples. Next user can have a middle finger

I'm just about to. Next user hates me

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That you don't actually sound like the real Daisy. (the next poster has to find something they like about me. I don't envy them)

Rival

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Re: What are you listening to right now? "Slow Ride" - Foghat. The full version.

False. Next user has listened to the entirety of a song 8+ minutes long.

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Granted, but the music makes one of the Goombas hop, you mistime your jump and die. I wish I was a pigeon.

Yeas

Grammar Yopps

Cuckoo clock

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Bob-omb

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Yep

False Next user did not bump a thread today.

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Pup

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In the beginning, there was cheese. I thought to myself, "naw, that is stupid" then I bought some coke. Then, I saw a rainbow cheese on the sky. Scarecrow Von Steuben tried to sell me something. I bought a cookie from him. I told you I'd shoot, but you didn't believe me. That is why I jumped off...

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