Charles Martinet, 2006 - "What's that, Reggie, the Super Mario 64 voice clips are getting outdated? Okay, I'll do some more voice acting"
Charles Martinet, 2023 - "Hello, Doug! Oh, the Mario Kart Wii voice clips are showing their age? Fans keep complaining about it on the internet? They're making your wonderful, all-knowing, consumer-satisfying, not-shameless decision-making company look bad? Well, I'll do even more voice acting then"
Chris Pratt, 2042 - "What's up, Elon? The New Super Deluxe Play Control Amiibo Maker Mario Peachette 3D World Land Adventure Remastered voice clips are getting kind of old? Sure thing, I'll do some voice acting"
My 4th of July consisted of being in a parade chuckin' 6 inch water balloons off a catapult on a wrecker truck, then standing outside in the rain at 10:30pm watching nature's fireworks-lightning while getting bit by deer flies. Good times!`