Look at it! Look at it! LOOK AT IT!

[yoshiking14x]

Hotel Mario is bizarre looking but not as the Faces of Evil or the Wand of Gamelon, but that's a different “story”.

King Koopa and his Goombas from the Mario movie.

 

[Lee Chaolan]

Still, I feel like we're missing one more thing.

Aha, here's the problem.

Not enough toasters.

 

[Lario]

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY

ALL TOASTERS TOAST TOAST!

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

I feel like my love for Mario makes this hell spawn even more painful to look at. It hurts...

"Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh Luigi?"

 

[FoxWolf64]

I feel like my love for Mario makes this hell spawn even more painful to look at. It hurts...

"Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, gay Luigi!"

I edited it to make reference to YTPs.
Speaking of YTP…

 

[yoshiking14x]

: MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

[Lario]

Here's a classic:

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Just look at Yoshi and that pink thing.

And Mario's early design is awful.

Finally, this pink thing again.

 

[Zae]

yum peach early design

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

yum peach early design

Actually, no, this is Valiant Comics, which just f**ked Peach's design.

Her early design doesn't look bad because... it looks like her today.

This outfit in general. It's so... misplaced. Wearing a suit with short jeans with neon green crocs and a ski hat. .... what.

 

[Zae]

well it looks similar at least but yeah not as good.

Although that luigi design is a major "what".

 

[Ray Trace]

The eyes on that Luigi always get to me

Yes, it's worse than the death stare.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

oh, oh, check this horrendous paint job.

Yes, it's an official render.

 

[Zae]

The eyes on that Luigi always get to me

Yes, it's worse than the death stare.

to be honest the death star is hilarious but those eyes on that other luigi are kinda odd.

and also wtf is up with that dk color scheme?

 

[Ray Trace]

He looks like he has a terrible skin condition

 

[Zae]

He looks like he has a terrible skin condition

maybe he wants to be a part of the Indiana Pacers team .

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

lol, I don't know, but the colors plus the pattern look terrible. I don't know what Nintendo was trying to go for except make the viewers stare at the thing.

This one isn't quite as bad as Luigi's but still, wtf, talk about a lack of sense of fashion.

He looks like he has a terrible skin condition

maybe he wants to be a part of the Indiana Pacers team .

If the team wants to trigger repulsion, it would be understandable.

 

[Zae]

i think nintendo is just experimenting.

That's my theory anyway.

If the team wants to trigger repulsion, it would be understandable.

well its the team colors so uh

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

If the team wants to trigger repulsion, it would be understandable.

well its the team colors so uh

It's not the colors that get me as much as the polka-dot pattern.

 

[Zae]

If the team wants to trigger repulsion, it would be understandable.

well its the team colors so uh

It's not the colors that get me as much as the polka-dot pattern.

oh okay that seems understandable then.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

i think nintendo is just experimenting.

The Toad and Peach ones don't look AS bad, but Toad can do without the barf green.

 

[Zae]

the peach one looks great, although im not sure why toad looks like a diseased water melon.

 

[Magikrazy]

Peach is rocking a circa 1900s swimsuit while Toad is sporting the classic "gangrenous carny" ensemble.

 

[yoshiking14x]

Just look at Yoshi and that pink thing.

And Mario's early design is awful.

Finally, this pink thing again.

Mario looks like Popeye.

That pink thing looks evil and Bowser should trap her.
Yoshi ate Cheeto's again, look at his orange arms like he had in the SMW sprite.