Issue XLV Poll: If you could be the protagonist of a Mario game...

Garlic Man

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SM64 hands down.
 

Kazooie

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Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door.
 

Not A

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Super Mario Sunshine
 

ShyGuy27

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What was the one where he didn't die like 50 times...?
 

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Nostalgic Major said:
Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story. Love that game!
In Bowser's role, or Mario and Luigi's? Because I could imagine that the latter would suck very much. o_O
 

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...although Bowser gets horribly beaten up at the end of the game. Hmmm...

Guess BIS just isn't the most protagonist-friendly game out there. o_O
 

Ernest Fine 2.0

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Definitely Sunshine. On a sunny island squirting water everywhere, travelling around on a jetpack.

Awesome.
 

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MrConcreteDonkey said:
Definitely Sunshine. On a sunny island squirting water everywhere, travelling around on a jetpack.

Awesome.
This, though the "being framed for a crime you didn't commit" part would suck a little.
 

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MrConcreteDonkey said:
Definitely Sunshine. On a sunny island squirting water everywhere, travelling around on a jetpack.

Awesome.
That or SMG 1 or 2
 

Ernest Fine 2.0

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クッパJr. said:
MrConcreteDonkey said:
Definitely Sunshine. On a sunny island squirting water everywhere, travelling around on a jetpack.

Awesome.
This, though the "being framed for a crime you didn't commit" part would suck a little.
Yeah, well Mario's a silent protagonist-he can't defend himself, and I can tell when a picture of me is colored in, especially by me-all the faces will be smothered with a large, black crayon.
 

Tyrell Badd

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Definitely Sunshine or the Galaxy games.
 
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