Awards Randomizer Killing Game: Wheel of Misfortune - Intermission: Backstage Preparations

Shmaluigi

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Well. That was something. And here I thought you all knew how to make an entertaining debate.

Final Tally:
Joker1Satoru
Satoru1Dr. Wexlyn

Truly decisive. The arguments against Satoru existed. I cannot say the same for those against Joker.

The artist formerly known as T.V. pushes Satoru down a hole. Bye bye!

My apologies if that was not entertaining enough for you.

You were... INCORRECT! Satoru was not the murderer!
+Your existence in the game is a complete secret to the other players. You move around the map using a network of vents and secret passageways. During day phases, you may privately submit your own investigations, either in this conversation or your private Discord channel. You may also privately guess who the murderer is, which won't affect the vote tally, but will still allow you to benefit from voting incentives. If you reveal yourself, you will lose these two abilities, and instead be able to investigate and vote publicly as normal.
+If another player roleplays as an Ace Attorney character at any time during the game, you will receive another good attribute. You can receive additional good attributes if multiple players do it, for one per player.
+If your partner in a team kill is executed, you will not receive any debuffs provided you submit a legitimate attempt the next night on someone who voted for them.
+Once per night, if you sing the name of an object it will manifest in front of you.
+You have a great proficiency with any tool or weapon that requires resources, fuel or ammunition. You can instead substitute any other object as the consumable, which will have appropriately silly effects. (e.g. you can make a water gun shoot bricks)
-You hold an unusual slab which causes an entity known as "Mr. Blobby" to stalk you through the map and try to kill you.
-Your entire body is almost frictionless, making it hard to grab things or apply force.
-You cannot submit to kill in self defense.

The true culprits will be revealed shortly. It is for "drama".

Now then, let us proceed to the End-


"T.V." is interrupted by the sound of helicopter blades whirring from above. A mysterious figure enters...

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Hello, contestants. I am your producer, Nett W. Bhigwhig III.

Please stay tuned for the beginning of Endgame.
 

Lin Beifong

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I don't know if it is my right to judge someone else for their past, or any of their actions, really.
I mean, if I look at myself, I used to just grant wishes.
But now? I don't really know what I am.

If this mission ends with me having to kill my target, what does that make me?
Is that what a wish-granting star is supposed to do? Wipe out Insekais?

...

I appreciate your concern for my well-being.

But even if I were to agree with it...
The Mother Luma is a powerful spirit. Her reach extends far and wide across the cosmos. If I defied her, what she would do to me far exceeds any paltry punishment that is inflicted upon me while I am still in her good graces.

I must see this mission through, for the good of the cosmos.
No matter what hardships fall in the way.





SEVERAL HOURS EARLIER...


Your grand benevolence, the finale is almost upon us.

With my advancing into the final round, the contract will be fulfilled and the resources of the television network will be ours to command.

It is a happy day.

...
Uh, what?

Did you say something just now? I was distracted.



I was talking about how my mission is almost at an end.
Glory and righteous vengeance are within our grasp. Huzzah!


Yeah, right, whatever.

Listen ♡♪!?, there is something more important right now.
I have learned that a M-M-Magiblot is squatting down there in the place you presently occupy.


You mean... Hekki?

I don't care to know its name!
A vile creature of the dark lurking in my domain is UNACCEPTABLE!
I need you to deal with this immediately!




But... Mother Luma, we stand at the threshold of victory.
The terms of the bargain plainly stated that all I would need to do is advance to the finale to help boost the show's ratings. We need not meddle beyond this point.

I did as you said when you instructed me to try
kill the Joker. You told me that killing a villain on camera would increase my popularity. But Joker isn't even that bad. And Hekki isn't either. Killing her now would serve no purpose.


Are you questioning my authority?

No! Of course not! I exist only to serve you! I always have, you know that!

I just think... If I survive this night, then with this new
power you've given me, I can easily make it through the day by invoking the rite of Sanctimony Bind against anyone who votes me.

I believe it wise now to bide our time and let fate play out,
for the good of the
mission you tasked me with...



Forget the mission! It isn't important right now!


Ah...!!!


It is imperative that you go after the creature! This Hekki thing!
It's freaking me out! Get rid of it!

Eugh, Magiblots give me hives! I'm breaking out!



The mission... isn't important?


♡♪!?.

You seem to be having trouble grasping the situation,
so let me make one thing perfectly clear.





The most important thing in your life, at any point, is whatever I decide is important at that moment.

You live because I command it.

You act because I demand it.

And you cavort with imbecilic mortals and frilly sea harlots because I allow it, even though it turns my stomach.

If you do your job well and I am in a generous mood, I may one day decide that restoring that Star Road of yours is the next important task.

Until then, you will obey me or feel the full force of my divine wrath!
Do you understand your place now, you insolent worm!?!


...

Y-yes... Mother Luma...



Then may you go,
and stain the earth red with the Magiblot's entrails!!





..........



Hekki...


Forgive me...



"I appreciate your concern for my well-being."


Satoru, Joker, Dr. Wexlyn...
Everyone...

Shippy...

Forgive me...

 

Hooded Pitohui

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.............Satoru..............

...tell me it's over. We're- We're done, right? Thank goodness. I seriously can't keep this up much longer.



...guys, this is... Teller's going to... I, uh, was... Please understand. Just... listen for a sec...

What I'm about to tell you is seriously important, so... Just listen, okay? Please?



Hours Earlier


...Kinda cliche. Seriously, you can't do one thing differently?

ALRIGHT, KID, THAT'S A WRAP! DIDN'T GIVE ME MUCH TO WORK WITH, BUT WE'LL SPLICE IT IN!



(Great. Cool. Can you hurry up and leave?)

(Just... relax, Hekki. That's not what that letter said. It's stress. You almost died. You had to kill someone just to survive the first night here. You haven't had more than three hours of sleep since this started. You just... misread the letter...)


Hekki,

Something has happened and we must act immediately. I have been instructed to take your life in the name of the heavens. I cannot fight a direct missive from my patron god; your demise is assured and you will lie dead by the crack of dawn.

The only way to prevent this fate is to thoroughly destroy my physical body on this plane before I can carry out my task. It needs to be done posthaste, and you must assist me in this endeavor, as I am unable to overtly move against myself. We will meet later, in the shipyard, where we can deliberate on a plan.

This will be the final wish I am able to grant in my capacity as a star spirit: The wish for your safety and absolution. With my sacrifice, I hope your body will be secure and your mind liberated.

If you live through this trial, I have but one request in return: Should you discover yourself able to leave this place, find a way to save Shippy. Take her to the ocean. I do not want to see a creature so pure and noble waste away in this fetid prison.

I shall meditate on the words of Satoru, Dr. Wexlyn, and yourself, and seek a new purpose. May the specter of Star Road bless your path from here on out.

Best regards,
Enby



(NOPE! THAT'S WHAT IT SAID! A GOD WANTS ME DEAD AND SHE'S SENDING ENBY TO DO IT!)



(What'd I even do? We're all at Teller's mercy, sure... but... I thought all Enby had to do here was survive? What changed? And... why me? Is it... because I'm...)



(Enby... I thought I... I... Just because my past followed me here... you shouldn't have to... You deserve to get out. You're seriously getting throw to the wolves here, and for what...?)





So... I met with Enby. We made - he made, mostly - a plan together. He couldn't defy an order... but I could stop him. I sorta kept reminding myself that this was for him, too... Enby... No, ♡♪!? ... He's free now. It's hard out there. It is seriously hard out there. But... He can make it, I know that.

...sorry about the lies. I just... Enby let me kill him, just so I could survive... I've already screwed up again and again, but I couldn't just get executed by Static Interference when he went that far for me. Dr. Wexlyn, Joker... if only one of us can make it out of here...

I'm gonna try to be the one that gets out. I don't know how this all ends, but, if I have to... If I have to...

...um, if you come back somehow, come say hi, okay? You, uh... you too, Satoru. If there's any way for that power to activate... please let it...



But there's one last thing that has to happen. Whatever happens from here, I'm totally getting Shippy out of here. If we have to fight our way out of here, I'll fight on my own terms. I'm telling the goblins to listen to anything Shippy asks and to get her out. Everyone who can is getting out of here and living a free life, and nothing's going to stop me from getting them and her out, not deranged wrestlers, not Jackson, not a god, and not any overpaid tv suits!
 

Satoru Fujinuma

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Heh.
It's funny, isn't it?

Drama, I mean.

There are winners. There are losers. There's a script, and it has to be followed.

Try to cheat fate, and it comes back to haunt you sooner or later.


Satoru Fujinuma
...


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ǤꗞꞆ Ꮤⶴ𐌀ፕ H𝐄 ĐɆ₴ɆⱤVɆĐ.


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He's dead now.
AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.

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dOnTt wOrrrry.


Y҉O҉U҉'҉L҉L҉ B҉E҉ J҉O҉I҉N҉I҉N҉G҉ H҉I҉M҉ S҉O҉O҉N҉.


 
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Shmaluigi

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Oh, greetings, Mr. Bhigwhig. I did not expect-

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Can it, lagomorph. I thought I was long finished dealing with you.

I wasn't planning to make a personal appearance, but it seems someone decided to go and break my toy... Weele. I can't allow the Endgame ratings to be sullied by this dull creature. Allow me to make a brief adjustment.

I have to say, you all surprise me. I had thought being put through a Killing Game would harden you all, and yet here you are. Vowing to work together, casting pathetic little spells to minimize violence. It's so... sickeningly saccharine. Fortunately, that ends soon.

...That should do it.

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HEEEEEEEEELLO CONTESTANTS! SORRY FOR MY ABSENCE, I HAD A LITTLE-

WHOA WHOA WHOA! IF IT ISN'T THE BIG BOSSMAN! WIGGY! DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE YOU HERE! HOW'S IT HANGING OVER AT THE STUDIO?


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Teller, it's time. Activate the Endgame.

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OHOHO! I'VE BEEN WAITING THE WHOLE GAME FOR THIS!

WELCOME TO ENDGAME, CONTESTANTS! I'M GONNA MAKE THIS SHORT AND SIMPLE FOR YOU! FIVE CONTESTANTS GO IN, ONE COMES OUT! THAT'S RIGHT, YOU GET TO THWACK PEOPLE AND SET UP TRAPS TO YOUR HEART'S CONTENT! IT'S GOING TO BE A RATINGS BONANZA!!!

ONCE THERE'S ONLY ONE OF YOU STILL BREATHING, WIGGY AND I WILL GET YOU OUTTA HERE, HAND OVER YOUR PRIZE, AND WHO KNOWS... YOU COULD BE A STAR! LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING WHICH ONE OF YOU DOESN'T KICK THE BUCKET!

JUST DON'T GET ANY SILLY IDEAS IN YOUR HEADS, ALRIGHT? THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY THIS IS SUPPOSED TO END!


Attention, contestants! Endgame has begun!

Please submit your actions to Waluigi Time and Roserade by !
  • The final phase has arrived! Will you be the last contestant standing, or attempt to escape? The choice is yours...
  • If all other players are killed, the sole remaining player will win automatically.
  • T.V. and Bhigwhig are waiting on the Rooftop, now accessible from the Shipyard. This is the only escape route from the building. They will not take interference with the game lightly, and will need to be incapacitated before escape is possible.
    • Rooftop: The roof of the building, obviously. Jumping off is a sure death sentence, so don't try it, okay? Up here, you'll find T.V.'s beloved wheel, and now, Bhigwhig's personal helicopter. It could plausibly fit about five people and a large sea monster...
  • T.V. is stronger than he looks, and still has a few spins left in that wheel of his. If you choose to fight him, be ready for anything. Attempting this by yourself is a fool's errand.
  • Anyone left behind in the event of a successful escape will be left behind. This doesn't really mean much, but it's kind of sad narratively.
 

Flygon64

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Despair

Despair

Despair

Despair

Despair


Bum bum, bum bum.

Drilling that in.



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What the shit!? I-i-t's a... Ah shit, we're getting out of here. We're getting out. Hey, it's Frank Reynolds!


I'm



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pissed, agitated, furious!!!

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Okay, please help us. We've been trapped here for--

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ages, ages, and ages?

killing eachother?

live on TV?

Come on now!

Killing game hosts kill any wannabe heros who try to come in from the outside.

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Hosts?

There's been stuff like this before?

Who are you, expert pants?


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I'm...


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Puhuhuhu...
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AHHH--

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Puhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu...
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MONO
KUMA


T
H
E

ULTIMATE
DESPAIR

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Not an optimist?

Suddenly on every screen.



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It is now ENDGAME, which means it is officially...

My time.
Don't sleep yet.
Place your bets.
Wish the best FOR our stars.

This pathetic show was never meant to go far.


The screens all flash back to normal.
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It is so frustrating.
Some idiots had to go and be unoriginal.
And they made the mistake of...
stealing viewership from me?!

And what's worse... is the garbage they produced.

Ghosts? A stupid wheel gimmick? A Tumblr sexyman mascot?

A-a-a-nd look at this.


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Superheros, dogs, mummies.

Gosh, what's next? Poor little marketable Mittens is gonna learn that curiosity kills?

You've really jumped the shark yeesh oh but you would totally have someone jump over a shark yeah watch SCRAPPY DOO make a huge LEAP OF FAITH will he make it over the deadly jaws of the predator ahahahahahaha.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


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Ratings traps, ratings traps.

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This episode our favorite boy dies in a fire.

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~Fly little butterfly doo doo cuz we've got stuff to do. Our programming is as original as your poo.

and watch part 2 <3




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Our boy is back.


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and back into a hole a-holes.

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Two times. 2, 2.

This is the worst.

Worse than hell.
Worse than Philly.
Worse than Ohio
Worse than Arhwetoiahretio, or Bielefeld, Germany.


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Alright, alright, alright!

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What do you even want here?

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The same thing as you! I want to tear down the walls, destroy furniture, execute executives!
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I want my viewership back...

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And you want everyone to fall into despair... So why shouldn't we kill you too?

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Look kids, I have no doubt that most of you will escape.
But I also have no doubt that one of the people who put through this will too.
Out into the world, what would they do? Start another killing game.

I have ties.
If I help you and you help me.
I WILL PUNISH them.

The executions on this show... They don't even compare to the things I've got set up.
If you want to see those shit eating smiles turn upside down...
Help me.















 
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Satoru Fujinuma

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Shit...


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Wh... where am I?


Why didn't revival activate? I- I was about to die! I should have gone back!
It happened before, so why not now?

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I... I can't let it end like this.

I've made it this far. Through all of these deaths. All of this... this torture.
Shane. Penn. Moss. Metal puncher. Schwarzwald. Enby.

All of these people had to die.
And for what?

For me.

Why do I have revival if not to fix things like this?! Every single time, I should have been able to fix it! No one should have had to die!

And despite that... despite everything we've worked for... despite getting a second chance to brave this hell... I'm the coup de grace for this stupid TV show. Just another person who has to die. All for ratings.

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Who does this?
In what sick, twisted world is this entertainment?



I jump through time, try again and again...
Every time revival activated over the past ten years... it must have been more than two hundred. All to save people I didn't know. I didn't care about. But I did it anyway. Even when it just lead to more pain and suffering for me.

Did I do it out of the kindness of my heart, or because I had no choice?
I don't know.

I save a child from getting run over, and what happens? I get into a car crash. I'm hospitalized for days.
I save my mom, and what happens? I'm in a coma for ten years, able to escape a world where she's dead only to enter one where I've deprived everyone of my own childhood.
I save myself, and what happens? I just die again two days later.

Karmic retribution. What you deserve.

But. I. Keep. On. Trying.


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It's no use.

Revival didn't activate. It's over.
I'll chant 'go back, go back, go back,' to myself over and over, but what good will that do me? It'll just happen all over again.

If this truly is destiny...
then I can't... accept that.

Wither and die.

'And if you can't learn to accept the reality you live in, it's difficult to find joy in anything. It took me a long time to learn that.'
I said that before, didn't I?
Maybe I was wrong. At least, partly.

Because if the reality you live in is one where you're doomed to futility from the start, is there really any point anymore?


I'm sorry, everyone.
Your sacrifices were in vain.


...
I don't even feel sad anymore. Just hollow.






bzzzt


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My... phone?
What's it doing here?

I mean... I guess I'll pick it up... I don't see why not.




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Satoru.

It's good to talk to you. I'd say face-to-face, but, erm... obviously not. I need to protect my identity.

Formalities aside, there's something you need to know.

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Wh... who are you? How do you know my name?

Hrm... I suppose, most succinctly, I am a benefactor invested in seeing you succeed. As for my name, that is something I won't divulge. You may refer to me by a pseudonym- Blue Tango.

Blue... whuh...?

The Sargasso Vermelha. Heard of it?

I would think not. Its a comet, though its light is not one of kindness or warmth. It corrupts. Taints. Controls the most vulnerable. Its path is a mystery, and the extent of its power unclear.

Who is the one 'in control' of the stars, whom you have heard but not seen with your own two eyes? The one responsible for the pain and suffering your friend went through in the name of misguided hope?

Hopefully you can put two and two together.


Now, as for why I am contacting you... put simply, I want to see you leave this killing game.
The reason is twofold: in part, I wish to amend for my past wrongdoings. I do not want to see you befall the same fate as I have. I also wish to spite the powers that be, for they engineered the situation both of us, among many others, have found ourselves in.


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Leave the killing game?

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That's impossible. I'm dead. I lost that chance two times over.

False. Do not delude yourself. You didn't lose that chance.
It was taken from you.

Satoru... Let me be clear.



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You are not dead.

Not entirely, at least.

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What?!

If you truly were, how would you be talking to me right now? Though you are indeed not completely within the realm of the living, either.

Don't talk crazy!

Please...
Don't give me hope that will only get smashed to bits as soon as I buy into it.

I can assure you, Satoru, that I don't say this lightly. But if you want to get your happy ending, you need to listen to me.

And not just you...

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But all of the living 'players', as well.
Surprised? This won't last long, so I'll need the attention of everyone who cares to listen.

You already have one mission: escape the building with your lives.
Or you could go around killing each other I guess but I got the impression none of you wanted to do that so
I propose a second.

Satoru Fujinuma is alive, though in critical condition. He was not properly disposed of when you last saw him an hour ago. His body lies within the Mandrill Maze. Incidentally, you may also find the bodies of Penn and Schwarzwald. I am uncertain whether or not they are beyond saving, though I suspect they are already too far gone as they have lain there for days.


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If you can find Satoru, and escape with him, there should be enough time for you to take him to a doctor. If you value his life, I imagine you would want to do this.

When you reach the rooftop, do not let him become the target of any of your adversary's attacks. The more damage he receives, the more difficult he will be to treat.

And if he somehow falls off the edge... you will only have yourselves to blame.


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And as for you, Satoru... I'm afraid you will have your own challenge to face. I've been able to hold her off for now, but my abilities are limited. Case in point, I was unable to relay both parts of the plan such that both you and your friends in the physical realm could hear them simultaneously.

I assure you, however, that if all goes well, you will be able to talk to them again.

Now, I'm not sure if you noticed, but I am not the only interloper sharing headspace with you.

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She is here as well. If you want to escape this realm, you will first need to get past her.



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Revin

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But there's one last thing that has to happen. Whatever happens from here, I'm totally getting Shippy out of here. If we have to fight our way out of here, I'll fight on my own terms. I'm telling the goblins to listen to anything Shippy asks and to get her out. Everyone who can is getting out of here and living a free life, and nothing's going to stop me from getting them and her out, not deranged wrestlers, not Jackson, not a god, and not any overpaid tv suits!
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Huh? Why am I in this list of bad guys? I've killed two less people than you, I've never even voted for anyone and I even paid the charity store for my suit! Golly, now I know how the real Spider-Man feels...

...you know what, I've had a lot of time to think. And this whole "hero" thing? Overrated. No thanks, no money, no wheels... It just flat out sucks! Screw this! I'm gonna go right back to what I'm best at... villainy! Now, how am I gonna get out of here...? It's too hard to do on my own... Give me a moment, while the wheels of my mind turn...

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.......Hmmm....... Me... Hekki... Wexlyn... Joker... Frank... Shippy... Five people... and a sea monster........​

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...Hey, are any of you guys interested in making a new Sinister Six and smashing some TVs and corporate executives? I promise it'll be fun.
 

Hooded Pitohui

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Testimonies from all living contestants are up within 24 hoursCleaning chemicals are used in a killPower: Lying/Forgery/DeceptionA contestant reveals themselves as evil/villainousScrum debate happens
A contestant reveals themself to be someone elseInvestigative roleA night passes with no attemptsUnusual weather inexplicably inside the buildingA source of disguises gets burned down
Power: Electronic manipulation/Hacking/SpecialtyA contestant is poisonedA contestant is murdered (free space)A contestant's corpse is used for investigative experimentsA room is entirely destroyed
Schwarzwald kills Daniel DycePower: GunA kill involves a disguiseFood is used in a killThe show develops a running gag
A ship is sunkExecution target changes in last half-hour of the investigationA room gets floodedA contestant misreads the mapButter Room gets melted

(No bingo here!)
 
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Dr. Alexander Wexlyn

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Heh.

So... This is how it is, huh?

...

Hekki... Enby...



You disappoint me. Really, all this talk of noble sacrifices, of meaningful endings and last goodbyes... I'm afraid I'm not as gullible as the rest. You see, I've tried to make a noble sacrifice myself, outright confessed when an innocent was accused, and tried to spin the vote towards someone who was too far gone.

What you did... Well, that's just a regular murder, isn't it?

Enby... I won't say I understand what he did, but... it doesn't matter, does it? He died, you killed him, and no matter his intentions, you stood there and let Satoru take a bullet for you. You watched him die, and you lied to us until the moment of his execution.



Irresponsible.

I'd thought that you were someone I trusted, at least compared to some. Instead, I chased a false lead and almost killed Big Wheel, an innocent man - all because of you. We DID kill Satoru, all because of you.

...

A while ago... you asked me to mentor you.



Well, it's time for your first lesson.

Teller, Bigwig, you said that the last man standing wins, right? Well, wait for me in the Shipyard. Hekki's been planning a revolt, and I think it'll be to both of our benefits if we work together. You can trust me. There's no one left worth protecting, only murderers and monsters.

...



...I thought you were all worth protecting, worth fighting for. I thought we'd have peaceful nights, events and games and dialogues and....

...

But you knew. You were behind everything. You fought for nothing, nothing but another body. An excuse, a "free ride" to the end... Never mind what anyone cared about, Enby was one thing, but the cowboy... Satoru...





Heh... Well, while I still retain control over The Flame of Magic, I suppose I'll use the last of my New Abilities. Behold, the end of hope itself, the beginning of your infinite despair, the undoing of this pathetic excuse for a game.

Like I said... Bigwig, Teller, expect me tonight. I assure you, there's nothing they can do to stop us.

Proposal #9̵̵̴̶̵̴̶̵̶̷̶̸̵̶̶̶̵̷̸̸̶̴̴̶̧̨̢̢̧̨̡̡̨̢̡̢̡̢̧̧̢̨̧̧̡̢̢̢̡̛̛̛̛̛̞͙͙̱̻͔̟̭̠͓͉͉̦̥̟̜̼̭̬͖̱̹̠̟̥͓̯͚̜̦͓̥̹̯̝͍̳̗̣̩̫̣͔̭̲̼̘̘̥̗̱̮̝̖̩̳͍̙̼͓̗̘̞̣͚̖̟̙̺̟͙͇͎̼̜͔͚̤͇̼̭̹͍̪̭̙͇̻͕͕̤̱͍͙̹̳͍̜͉̖͔͖̻͎̹̹͓͚͚͖͓͖͇͇͚͖͕͚̪̻̩̜̦̜̺͕̣̼̭͈͚͖̘͈̯͍̥͓͓̬͓̹̗͇̞͈͓̠͎͙̰̼̰̳̤̯͔͉̦͕̜̱̺͚̫̙͈̠̲͈͉̗̺͖͈͍̪̱̣͚͖͇̜̣̪̭͇̫͇̦͋̈͂̄̋̍̓̑͗̑̓̓̒͐̍̑̈̄̽̅́̒͑̔̃̇̀̈́͂͐̿͋̈̆̆͊̓͛̇̾͋͗͂̔͂͌́̋̈̒̀̃̈̿̅̈́̿͐̋͐̇͆͗̒͆̈́̍̈́̇̎̊̒̈́̓̐̽͗͒͒́̀͗̌̀̇͌̑̃̂̈́̆̿̋̄̾̓͌͋͒́̾̓̃̂́́̌̈̔̄̈́͛̾͆͒̒̎̋̋̉̔̀̀̅͛̀̈̌̌͋̍̏͗̔͐̈́́̔͒̒̉̎̈͛́̓͐͛̽͒̋̈́͛̿́͛̈́͒̐̌̌̅͊̑̆̃̂̒̓̚̕͘̚̕̚͜͜͜͜͝͝͝͠͝͠͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅ9̷̴̷̴̸̷̴̴̵̸̸̵̵̵̷̵̸̶̸̴̸̡̨̧̧̨̧̨̡̨̨̨̡̢̧̢̨̧̧̡̨̡̨̧̡̨̛̛̛̛̭̘͓̜̩̰̠̫̼͙̣̤̙̟̫͙̞͉̱̼͚̮͈̟͙̯͍̥̜̺̪̲̼̞̯̭̟̜̟̼͕̤̣̯̦̳̮̬̞̦̗͍̜̺̼͙̠̖̝̻̤̗̰̠̳͙͉̖̻̰̻̣͔̭̤̳̣͓̪̦̟̻̹̯̦̖͍̺͇͇̭͕̬̠̘̭͎̦͇͉͈͍̤͉̯̭̩̟̠̥̠̮̲̯̺̠̺͉͕͈̗̼̯̲͉̳͎̟̝͈̝͓̯͚̦͈̜͙̩̬̼͎͖͍̗͕̫̊̇̔̍̿̀͂̈͌̓̓͆͗̅̔͌̑̀̈̿̾́̈́͗͊̓̾͑̒̇̓̐̾́͆̇̿̈́̎͒͌̌̌̌͑͆͂͐͂̾̉̇̀͐̇̀̃̂̓͑͐̈̏́̓̌̄̐͆́͐͛̉́̐̓͂̾̓̈́̒̓̾͒͒̌͑̊̓̈́̃̐͑́͆̃͒̀̔̀̀̓͂̀̉͑̈́͑̋͊́̐̍̓̃͊̿̈́͌̏͛͋̌̔̈́̇̐͗͋̿͑̅̐̔̓͂͆̓̆̀̑̍̂̊̎̅́̔̀̿̈́̽̽̿̒̕͘͘̚̚̕͘͘̚̚͘͘̚̕̕͘͘͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͠͝͠͝͝͠ͅͅ9̵̶̷̴̶̴̸̵̶̸̸̴̵̧̡̢̨̡̡̛̣̟̰̫͙͓̯̝̼̻̹̱̗̻̗̭̞̙̙̩̪̳̞̠̙̬̠̱̳̠͍̩̙̹͍̰͇̹̹̳̞͚̯͔͔̳̖͕͖̱̜̫͈̙͕̠̯̣̮͈̩̤̗͉͍̰͕̳̽͑͊͌̄̐̈̈́̂̀̈̀̔͋̈̀͋̉͒̓̉͑̽̉͋̆̂̋̏̈̒͐̓̐̓̓̑̃̀̎̓̒̓̏̋͒̇̈̓͑͐͋̏̍̓̀̂̐̔̇͛̀̽̉̊͑͑̎́̏͆̑͂̓̌͗̋̌̔̆͘͘̕̕͘̕̚̕͘͜͜͠͝͝͝͠͝ͅ9̴̸̵̶̶̶̷̷̷̴̵̵̷̶̷̷̴̴̸̶̷̸̧̢̢̡̨̢̡̡̢̨̨̡̢̢̧̧̨̡̡̧̡̢̛̛̛̛̛̞̙̻̻̙͉̮͕̝͕̼̫̯̼̪̗̟̮̱̪̱̻̤͕̥͙͈̻̩͈͉̬̬̪̭̘̘͙̪̤̻̜̟̝̙̫̹̯̻͇͇̼͉̩̲͉͙͕̯̗̙͎͍̯͎̭̥̠̠͍͔̯̪̦̹̜̫̹̘̫͈̱̜̱̜͚̫̙̤̩͇͖̻͎̜̭͔̻̞̣͓̗̺̦̠̺̝̹̙̠̺̰̱̮̪̘̘͎̝̙̞͎͍̫̞̥̝̝͈͙͉̗̝̲̰͓̙̟̲̠̜̺͉̯͚̟͎̱̝̙͕̼̱̬̼̫̮̩̬̯̟͎̠̳̙̟̙̬̥̲̗̤͓̺̼͖̬͔̞̩̘͖̮̠̪̮̓̊̅̅͛̑̍̂̿͒̈́̈́̈́̎̽̀̾̓̌̈̏̍̈́͗͒̉̄̃̇͂̇̽̒̀͛͗̑̒̈́̌̍̇͌̌̌̈́̎̀̆̈́̃̒̓̂̃͂͒̔͆͑̏͌̐̓̃̃̈́̓̄̀͋͐̓̾̃̏̅̈̈́̽͊̒̔̽̆̿̆͆̄̈́́̾̾̾̋̆͆̀͂͒́͋́̀̈́̓̀̿̔̿͑͌͛̑͂̊̃̍̑̀͌̄̉̄̉̑̄̍̄̐̍̓̌̋̇̐̓̎̐̅͋͊̋̾̔́̔̌̒̔͑́͛͗̐̄͆̏̾̏̂̾́̒͑̆̀͆̉̒̉̅̅͊̾̾̀̀͒̔̋́̔̀͐̓͘̕͘͘̚͘̚̚̕̚͘̕͘͘͘͘̕͠͝͝͠͠͝͝͠͠͝ͅͅͅͅ9̸̶̸̴̶̷̷̷̸̴̴̸̴̵̷̴̷̵̶̨̨̨̧̡̢̢̧̧̢̡̛̛͎̝̙̭̲̘̦̼̙͖̞̘̰͙͇̻̰̻͙̳̣̺̼͔̟̭͍̞̭̦̼̥͕̺̪̮̻͕͎̟̬͇̟͕̺̞̯͈͖̺̹̰̼͚̘̞̺̟̳̘͈̪̝̮̬̱͙̠̝͖̠̮̣̙͙̯̗͖̗͈̟̹̠̫̰͈̹̦̰͙̗̟̭̹̥̲͍̥̠̥͍͚̻̖͈̣̯̮̘̖̺̟̰͖̦͔̯̹̣̘̤͙͕͎̰̱̤͊͋̋̆̇͌̈̆́͐̇̈́̿̋̾̓̋͆̊̾̑̉́͊͒̉̅͐́̊̿̆̈́̈́̽̓̓̿̄̊́̍̋́̌̍̊̌̉̅̄̇͆͗͑̐̀́̆̌͐̄̓̓́͂̂̀͛́͑̈́̄̃̆̎͋́̿̂̉͒̑̀͒̾͛̀̈̀̊̽̄̽͌͂͂̔̎̄̽̏̊͌̉̈̑́̎̈́̅̋̊͋̀̈́̓̅́̀̃̃͘͘̚͘̕̕̚͘̕͘̕͜͜͜͝͝͠͝͝͠͠ͅͅ9̷̷̶̶̸̷̶̸̴̴̶̶̴̶̶̷̷̴̵̶̶̧̨̡̧̧̨̡̢̧̧̨̨̡̧̧̢̡̳̠̭̬̘̣̼̩̱̲̹͎̜͔̣̰͓̩̜͙̱̼̼̼̱̹͓̹̟̻̳̣͖͎̯͖̫͈̻̺͍̜̦̤͖̮̫̠͓̙͎͖̦͙̯̭̰̹͔̞͙̫̪̹͉̪̩͕̟̼͖͍̰̼̖̞̼͕͍͙̥̭̞̞̰̘̭͙̪͓̙͓̹̰̜͖̲͔̤͇̬͇̹̥̲̖̲̮̲͙̘͔͉͚̻̭̩͔̦̩̮̜̬̩͙͇̠͕͕̥͍͙̙͚̦͚̲͓̞̤͙͈̞̝̳̜̥̭̥̰̯͕̬͈͉̟̮̤̥͕̗̞͚͚͎̤͖̝̰̝̖̻̠̬̫̠̳̞̳̩̱͓̭̲͈̲̙͓̟̩̻̼̞̥͚̗̈́͆͒̃̈́͊̐̓̀̈́̌̿̔͛͆̊̇̄̈́̏́̓͐̿̈̏̀̆̓̌̌͗̒͆́̾́͛̂̑̊̀̎́̍͊̋̎̏̋̽̀̾͊͒͋̃̎̇̄̅̊̎́̿̆͂͒̎̎͋́̎̀̒̈̈́̂͑̋̀̊͐̐̋̋̾̓͒̋͛̇̒̐͆̌͋̾͌̑͋̽̐́̍̿͐̀̀̆͋̓͂̎̿̽̆͑̓͑͂̅̓̈́̀̀̒̍̈́͂͌͒̿͊̓͂͐͐̎̚͘̚̚͘̚̚̚̕͘̚͘̚͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͠͠͝͝͝͝͠ͅ9̷̴̴̴̷̴̸̷̷̵̷̴̵̸̸̵̡̢̢̨̨̨̢̡̨̡̛̛̟͉͉̺̱̥̜̖̪̮̻͚̹͓̮̭̜̬̰̳͕̗̣̪̖̗̟̮̦̰̙͓̻͕͕͉͔̦̻̲̰̫̩̬͇̞̪̠͙͇̖̠͔͕̩̟̘̥͔͎̮͎̮̟̟̣̦̯̭̤̩̥̭̞̞̹͈̩̼̻͈̮̖̻̻͎̫̝͓̦̙͚̰͉̺̘͊̈̓͋̓̓̍̎̽̈́̈́̈̐̆̄͂̅͑͑̂̐̊̒̎̇͋̇̄́̈́͗̎̈́̔͂̒͊͆͒̇̽̋͋̊̀͆̎͋̓̽̅̒̀͒͂́̋̋͂͊͆̊́̾̐̓̔̄̅͂̈̾͛̇̉̿̆̀͊̐͒͊̾̀́̇̇̈́̐̈́̈́̋̓͌͊́̏̋̆́͗̌̀̆̿̕͘̚͘͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͠͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅ9̶̶̵̸̵̸̷̷̸̶̵̶̶̶̵̶̷̸̵̶̴̶̷̵̧̡̨̨̢̡̢̧̧̧̢̧̡̨̨̢̡̢̨̧̧̛̛̛̛̛͇̳͔̖̬̣͚̘̠̤̜̺̙̳͔̲̼̣̳̞̟͇̹̱͇̣̯͔͚̯̝̹̥̣̯͉̹͕̮͉̦̼͖̠̙̪͓͙̼̟̤̻̖͎̟̱̫̱̻̘͎͎͙͇͉̻̯̹̤̘̮̞͚̹̭̘͉̼̥̣̭̮̜͓̙̮̭̩̠̯̭̥̩̤̣̤̘̞͖̬̯͇̱͎̗̠̭̗̗̫̲͉͔͈̩̳̩̮̼̺̱̺̗͎̯͈̩̰̻̯̺̮̥̻̱̥̜͍͎̙̭̤͚͍̝͔͚̱̗̠͉̪͍̀̌̓̋̎͂̇̾̓̾̑̅̑͛̆̏͋̍̃͐̐̀͛͑̔̌̃̂̒̌́̽̏̇͗̀̽͒̈́̌͆̉͋̆͆̒̂̓̏̋͆̋͌̎͆̋̌̄̂̓̾̋̈́͋̏̽͗͛̀̇̀̒̏̐̊̂̈̎͆̍͑͗̉̀͐̌́͛͛̊͌̆̿̋̈̈́̃̅̿̅̍͑͆̈́͊̄̂̓͊̿̀́̅͒̅̽̓͛͊͌͛̃̓͒͐̊̅̽̀̌̈́̌͗̀͛̅̂̊̅̑̅̎̅̃̽͌̑̒͛̌̀̐̈́̌̌͛̉̈́̿̃̂̑̌̅͌͊́̅̅͑͑̏̈̓͊͐͌̐̋̓̓̂̈́͛̆̉̅̔͂̑̒͛̒͋̈̽̉̌̇̀̑̏́͛͊͆̏̀͌̍͘̚̕̕̚̕͘̕̕͘͜͜͜͜͜͜͝͠͝͝͠͝͠͝͠͠ͅ9̶̵̷̶̷̴̷̷̴̴̴̵̶̡̡̢̢̡̛̛̛̛̰̮͖̯̺̠̞͈̫͖͈͖̤̜̲͕̠̦͕̮̥͈̫̥͈̪͈̫̱͙̫̝̪̫͔̠̤̞̻̗̮̗̻̤̯̳̭̘̯͙̜̦̼̭̦͉̩̙̫̱̳̘̠̫̱̠̥̩̺̟͕̹͔̟̪̗̹͍̱͕͙̰͔̤͎̮̌͌͛̒̓̊́̌̾̆̉̂̈́͒͂͊̊̈́͊̒̇̈́̀̿̎̉̾̎͛͊̄͛̂́̃̌̐͑̇̽̀̀̀͗͌̑̾̐̈́̔̏̇͊̍͛̂̌̏͌̓̽́̌͆̽̈́̆͒̔̎̄̅̃̽̍͐͌̀̆̉̐́̍̀̈́̈́͂͆̔̚̕͘͘̕͜͠͝ͅͅͅͅ9̴̵̷̴̴̸̶̷̶̶̵̷̸̶̴̵̵̴̴̶̵̴̶̷̸̷̵̢̢̨̨̧̢̡̨̡̡̢̧̧̨̧̨̧̛̛̛̛̛͉̭͎̦̹̖̯͍̺͚̮̗̰͕̥̺̫͖̜̖̫͇̞̙̜̲̥̲̞͚͎̬̦̼͍̳̱̤̹̻͈̲̞̹͓̙͍̞͔̤͉͍̪̮̲̲͈̪̰̼͈̞̰͕̺̟̜̺͈͚̫̩̰̩̲̭̘͔͕̤͓͚̜̻̞̼̪͓̫̼̮͈͚̤̯̟̱̺̯͚̖͈̙̹̬̯̺̙̰̦͉̝̞͈̫͎͇̞̹̹̳̠̟͈̺̯͕̩̬͉͍̰̻͚̹͍̖̘̯̱̙͎͈̭͍̪̰͙̫̠͔̻̮̤̺̤͖̬̻̳͖͕̣͓̤̬͍̫̤͇͍̻͎͖̤̠̥̖̳̘̬̗͍͉̩͔̻̜̲͚̤̥̦̪̬̰̮̟̹͖̱͙̬̉͆̇̎͊́́̅͐́͒̄̔̅͋̀͂̈̂̓̅͌̄̀͋̑̌̑̉̒͒̂̆̾̅́̏̑̆͋̉̂̃͐̽̋͊̄͆͛̀͗̅͐̏͑̊͗̀̈́̒̿̎͗̃̈͋̓͋̅̎̊̒̈́̑͋̋͗́̽̑̈́̊̇͒̽͗́̎̄̇͊̉͌̌́̈̇͌͛̎̄̈́̀̈̄͑͑̌̄͋̆̂͆̀̐̃́͂̃̓͛͛͂͌̀́͗̿̋̒͆́̈́̈͋͊͒̆͋͐̋͊̓̂̒̀̓̾̀̍͆̽́̂͛̂̍̓̀́̂͋͋̃̄̓͗̏̇̅̕͘̚̕̚̚̕͘̕̕̚̕̕̕͘͘͘̕̚͘̕͜͜͜͜͝͠͠͠͝͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͠ͅͅͅͅͅͅ9̸̶̸̴̴̷̷̷̴̨̧̢̡̛̛̛̣͈̹̲̲̭͓̰̭͙̲͔̼͇̪̰̩͓̺̖̰̼̤̖̭̠͉̰͔͕̜̯̞̭̯̤̼̲͕̣̪̙͓̯͓̯̯̜̞̲̩̰̯͖͓̪̭̰͎̫͚͆͋̇̂̀́̈́̄̈͐̽̈́͒̌̅͐̀͌͆̐̉͐̓̐̾̉̋͐̌̓͊̓͛̎̌́̏̍̀̇͆̍̎̾̔̏̿̇̍̋͛̈́͗̍͐͒̀͊͛͌͂́̈́͗͛́̿̒͘̚͘̕̕̕̚͜͝͠͝͠͠͠: Every player will be unable to win the game as long as Hekki survives. Kill her, and both you and Dr. Wexlyn will have won.

The votes have been tallied. Bear witness to the final ruling.








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The law has been enacted upon this. world. It has been written.

Proposal Passed
 

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HEY HEY HEY! THERE'S THE VENOM I WAS HOPING FOR, DOC! GOTTA LOVE A GOOD OLD-FASHIONED VENGEANCE PLOT. THAT'S GONNA BE A RATINGS JACKPOT, I TELL YOU!!!

OF COURSE, IF HEKKI MANAGES TO BE THE LAST ONE ALIVE OUT OF YOU ALL, I'LL HAVE TO PUT THE KIBOSH ON THAT LITTLE PROPOSAL THEN. AN UNWINNABLE GAME WOULD BE REALLY DULL ENTERTAINMENT, AFTER ALL! KEEP THE STAKES HIGH AND THE VIEWERSHIP HIGHER!
 
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