Awards Randomizer Killing Game: Wheel of Misfortune - Intermission: Backstage Preparations
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Awfully sorry to drop this on everyone so late, but... I think we've all realized at this point that no one can be trusted, especially going into the endgame. No offense, but with all these wild role powers running around, maybe it's time to dial back the magic just a little bit - for the safety of everyone, of course.
Feel free to reject this proposal if you want, but if you do... then everyone will know exactly what type of person you are. At this point, there's no need for violence, especially not the kind that involves instagibbing someone from across the room with a role power when our only objective going forward is to work together and survive the final night.
Behold! The most powerful spell in my arsenal: The Incantation of Final Peace.
Proposal #4: On the next night, no role powers will be able to be used offensively, only in self defense. Attempting to kill or incapacitate someone with a role power in any way besides self-defense will result in the immediate death of the user as well.
Please vote "YES" or "NO" to this proposal by replying to this post. If this proposal passes, the law is enacted upon this world.
@Hooded Pitohui @Revin @BBQ Turtle @Hououin Kyouma
This uh... isn't an invitation to just suicidally throw yourself at someone tomorrow though. Please don't do that. I like you guys.
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- #578
There are no lie detectors on the premises. Lie detectors and KG mix like oil and water.
Greatly!
Ok fine fine.
Grab two pieces of the cake.
Steal one of those novelty pet translator things from the charity store.
Go the puppy dog room.
Throw one piece of cake at a puppy.
Pounce on the puppy.
Hold the puppy tightly.
Feed it the cake which I presume is puppy-safe.
Use the pet translator.
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I admire the effort, but I can't imagine the puppy is going to say anything besides "tastes like shit"....
I admire the effort, but I can't imagine the puppy is going to say anything besides "tastes like shit"....
Wrong doo doo head. The puppy might call me a swear word! Ya don't know!
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You force feed the cake to the puppy. Your moral code must be very loose. Nothing bad happens, though.
The pet translator doesn't pick up anything. The puppies are just that good at ignoring you.
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That's a Yes from me too, obviously. More importantly though, we're pretty close to the end, so it's time for some rapid-fire shots in the dark.
Does the smell on Enby smell like his cake?
Follow the tracks in the vent.
Punch the dumpster with my metal punching arms, is it similar to the hole that's there?
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Enby doesn't smell like the cake at all.
You follow the tracks from the Dumb Cepheus vent. They mix up with multiple sets and appear to be going both ways at certain points. The vents in the Dumpster Behind Arby's, Kitchen, Party Room, and Netflix Office were all used as exits last night, if the tracks are to be believed.
You punch a hole through the dumpster. It's pretty much identical to the other one.
Satoru Fujinuma
One more time.
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I'll eat a small piece of the cake.
If this is the only way to get our just desserts (haha i'm so funny) then so be it.
If you're trolling me though I swear to god-
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You feed the cake to Shippy.
"Oh, uh... Did you make this? It's, uh... it's cake!"
The expression on her face makes you think the cake is going to make an encore appearance. Might be best to get out of here before that happens.
Look. I took a moment out of my busy night to bake you people a beautiful cake, full of rare and exotic flavors. And you keep trying to feed it to puppies or dead horses. Imagine if I made you a jumper and you immediately took it down to the sewer and put it on a giant rat.
I cannot eat this cake as I have no mouth. But please, I want to see the joy it brings to others. You are hungry. Time to eat.
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You consume a small slice of cake.
It tastes absolutely disgusting!
It doesn't seem to do anything bad to you though, but you might receive a class-action lawsuit from your taste buds in the near future.
I fed it to Shippy! I'm merely spreading the joy!
Satoru Fujinuma
One more time.
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Are you trying to distract us from solving the case? First the paper and now this!
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- Hooded Pitohui
Sure, yeah, anything that'll make this last night less dangerous.
Let's just check those tracks in the vents for traces of mustard and ketchup. Only around the kitchen, or elsewhere?
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There's no sign of them in the tracks themselves, but there's mustard around the Kitchen exit and ketchup around the Dumpster exit. The Dumb Cepheus, Netflix, and Party Room vents are clean.
You give T.V. the cookbook.
I have no use for this. You'll have to excuse the interloper making unauthorized use of this vessel.
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- Hooded Pitohui
(I am on mobile and can't remember what we checked so disregard this if we already checked it!)
Is the Big Wheel is the Shipyard still? If it is, does anything stand out as unusual with it? Scents? Liquids? Fuel tank?
Is the Big Wheel is the Shipyard still? If it is, does anything stand out as unusual with it? Scents? Liquids? Fuel tank?
Satoru Fujinuma
One more time.
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Also I'm okaying the proposal
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- #597
The Big Wheel isn't in the Shipyard, it's still webbed up in the Marble Swan Room from yesterday. It doesn't appear to have been interacted with since then.
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I uh... load a gun with a chocolate biscuit, and I shoot at the donkey's body. Does it look like it could lethally wound?
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You attempt to shoot a chocolate biscuit from a gun. Jamming it in there is difficult, and shooting it just expels crumbs.
Satoru Fujinuma
One more time.
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