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Does the paper look like it came from the Shroom Room? How about the Netflix Office or Charity Shop?
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The paper is thicker and more sturdy than any of the papers from those rooms.
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Does posterboard match? Check for any in the Charity Shop.
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Posterboard is far too thick compared to the paper.
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Is it possible to burn the paper?
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You burn one of the paper pieces, and it turns to ash. Seems pretty possible.
(Also since I fear I may have unintentionally set things on a slightly wrong course, the paper itself is thin, but is "thicker" texturally.)
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Is it construction paper?
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It's not a match, the mystery paper is glossier.
Not Shane...? Never heard of him. My name is Television. You guys are meant to be my friends, but you're coming across as a bunch of liars and meanies.
DON'T make me call Mr. Blobby. He has been dealing with a PR situation this week and frankly if I add this to his plate he is gonna be P-I-double S-E-D. And you don't even want to know what he can do when he's angry.
I admit it. It was me who pulled off the really sweet BMX tricks. Now, is someone gonna eat my damn cake? I put so much effort into that thing.
Look, I didn't even see anything last night so don't bother asking.
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Okay, one last try. Does it look laminated? Does it look like it could be a tag of some sort?
Earlier you said the grill was turned on. Can I take another look at it?
Well, I'm running out of ideas, so let's trying pressing 5.
doing what now
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My apologies, it would seem that our ghostly acquaintance thinks I am some sort of answering machine.
It's not laminated. It doesn't appear to be a tag either, using some items from the Charity Shop as reference.
The grill is still on. There is no residue from food or anything else visible. Some water is still here from Wexlyn's testing, but it has mostly evaporated.
Does it seem like it might be paper from a magazine?
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It's not a match, the paper in the magazine is much flimsier. The mystery paper is fairly sturdy and requires more effort to bend.
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Investigate the cake if no one's done that yet
at this point I feel like the paper is probably a red herring
at this point I feel like the paper is probably a red herring
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You examine the cake. There's a note next to it that says "Take a slice
". It sure looks like cake, but it smells strange...
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What does it smell like?
Take a slice. Is there anything inside?
Take a slice. Is there anything inside?
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is this like the spongebob episode where he eats the pie and blows up
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It smells like very weird cake. You take a slice and discover that the baker, for some reason, saw fit to bake meat, couscous, pepper, seeds, and vaseline into it.
Ah, crap. I forgot to tell ya what I did last night. What? I did? When? I don't remember telling...
I ain't got time for this.
Okay so ya know about the Arby's dumpster. The one with the Super Mario 64 proto carts.
My pal Charlie, big Mario fan, for some reason. He's told me some crazy things about Mario 64. This personalization tech or something. Just some creepy ghost story crap. Creepy ghosts and tech, kinda sounds like Mr.Tvstatic.
So I'm gonna try something.
Grab SM64 copies from dumpster.
Steal N64 from Charity shop and all the necessary things to play on one.
Hook up N64 and things to TV man.
Put in a SM64 cart.
Play.
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You play one of the Mario 64 prototypes. It's an earlier build of Mario 64. You probably didn't accomplish anything besides ensuring this show gets a place on Mario Wiki's list of Mario references on television, if that even exists in this universe.
But it's-a him, Mario! Wahoo!
Anyone else getting Spongebob pie episode vibes from this?
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That kind of ship isn't in the Shipyard, at least not ever since Shippy left. She was more into shipping ships than KG players, though.
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...I did a memory check right now, and the cake wasn't there when I was talking to Enby in the Kitchen late at night. I did, however... smell something baking. Just what was he doing in the Kitchen to begin with, and why was he nervous?
Well, I think we have our answer. Enby made the cake.
But why? And who ate it? Maybe the suicide theory isn't so far fetched after all regardless of Forbidden Action.
I'll try force feeding a slice to the nearest dead body, the Donkey if I have to. I'll stand back and try to watch what happens. Does it explode?
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You feed a slice of cake to the donkey, which is easier said than done. Nothing happens.