Awards Randomizer Killing Game: Wheel of Misfortune - Intermission: Backstage Preparations

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PLAYERS
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1@LakituthequickPennDead, executed Day 1
2@Hooded PitohuiHekkiAlive
3TPG (@TPG+)MossDead, killed Night 2
4Reverse Input (@Revin)Big WheelAlive
5@Flygon64Frank ReynoldsAlive
6Superchao (@Raiko Horikawa)SchwarzwaldDead, executed Day 3
7Gabumon (@Lin Beifong)EnbyDead, killed Night 4
8@BBQ TurtleLego JokerAlive
9Shoey (@Prudence Pimpleton)Daniel DyceDead, killed Night 3
10MCD (@Nathan Fielder)Not ShaneDead, killed Night 1
11Fun With Despair (@Punished (Real) Luigi)Dr. Alexander WexlynAlive
12InsaneBlathers (@Hououin Kyouma)Satoru FujinumaDead, executed Day 2
13InsaneBlathers (@THE GREAT PAPYRUS)Satoru FujinumaDead, executed Day 4

MAP
There are connected vents running through the walls of each room (except Dressing Rooms). These can be accessed through vent entrances in specific rooms on the map, noted in their descriptions. Other floors can be accessed through the vents by going to the respective areas of the stairs.

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Floor 1
  • Puppy Dog Room - A room with puppy dogs that hurt your feelings by not giving you attention. You can sure try to gain their favor by using the dog toys and treats around the space, though! Generally outfitted with anything dogs would need.
  • Slippery Room - All surfaces are very slippery. All sorts of slippery items can be found in the cabinets, if you can get them open. Banana peels, ice cubes, you name it. This room contains a vent entrance.
  • Creepy Antique Room - A room full of creepy antique toys, puppets, and plushies. Whenever you enter the room, they always seem to be posed to look at you as you come through the door. Also, there's always the faint lingering smell of burnt hair, but you can never place where it's coming from or what is making it.
  • The 'Shroom Room - Has several writing desks with supplies, as well as a huge printer in the corner that is perpetually printing the latest issue. Anything a 'Shroom writer needs to succeed is here. This room contains a vent entrance.
  • Butter Room - The floor, walls, and ceiling are completely coated in butter. Everything in here is made out of butter. You can probably fashion your own buttery things in this room, but they'll work about as well as you'd expect.
  • The Dressing Rooms for TPG, Flygon64, and MCD are on this floor.

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Floor 2
  • Deep Dive Lookout - A room with a huge window to look into the waters of the scuba diving room. Around the space are all sorts of informational signs about the ocean and fish to be found in the tank.
  • TOUHOU BULLET HELL F*** YOU ROOM - A room containing an absurd amount of armed robots who will shoot at you. Good luck getting past them.
  • Harley-Davidson Dealership - A Harley-Davidson Dealership stocked with motorcycles. That’s all.
  • Dr. Wexlyn's Office - A nice, comfortable therapist's office. Contains a minifridge with various snacks and sugary drinks as well as office supplies and furniture. This room contains a vent entrance.
  • Dumpster Behind Arby's - This is full of lost Super Mario 64 prototypes. The backdoor to the actual Arby's seems to be locked, but you might be able to reach through the window to find something inside. This room contains a vent entrance.
  • The Dressing Rooms for Gabumon, BBQ Turtle, and InsaneBlathers are on this floor.

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Floor 3
  • Party Room - A room where players can partake in special games. Anything needed for party setup, ranging from decorations to drinks, can be found in here, and there's a huge sofa and a big TV to relax and play video games on. This room contains a vent entrance.
  • Scuba Diving Room - A room with a large tank of water containing a faux coral reef. Meant for simulating scuba diving, it contains all necessary equipment and tools to go diving.
  • MANDRILL MAZE - An endless series of hallways emblazoned with the image of a colorful baboon. You can get lost for hours in here, but you will eventually find your way out.
  • EEE OOO Room - When someone enters a loud EEE OOO is heard by every living creature. The inside is filled with cutouts of the letters E and O, of various sizes and materials.
  • Soeri Room - A room covered in pictures of Soeri. He's a good cat.
  • Kitchen - It's a kitchen. This room contains a vent entrance.
  • The Dressing Rooms for Hooded Pitohui, Reverse Input, and Fun With Despair are on this floor.
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Floor 4
  • Dumb Cepheus - Tucked away in the fourth floor of this place, this low-end teppanyaki restaurant provides questionably exquisite food and entertainment at the same time. Sharp cutlery and large flat top grills, as well as a variety of vegetables, rice, and seafood, can be found inside. This room contains a vent entrance.
  • Marble Swan Room - An ornate circular room with pillars and a shallow, ring-shaped pool of water surrounding a 2 meter tall marble swan sculpture. Sprigs of holly float on the surface of the pool, and the water smells distinctly floral. The swan sculpture may hold a peculiar secret...
  • Charity Shop - A shop stocked with an assortment of useless crap you can buy, but you'll have to improvise currency. If you steal from it, you're a bad person.
  • Netflix Office - A temporary office filled with cubicles used by Netflix employees while their main office is being refurbished. Please try to work around them. This room contains a vent entrance.
  • The Shipyard - A large room where ships are docked. There a concrete platform along one side of the room, and the rest is filled with water about 15-20 ft. deep. It is uncertain what the purpose of this room is, as there is seemingly no way for the ships to enter or exit. Docked here, ships from various famous media can be found, including, but not limited to, the Black Pearl, the S.S. Flavion, the Going Merry, and the Millennium Falcon. A sea monster could possibly be found in this room...
  • The Dressing Rooms for Lakituthequick, Superchao, and Shoey are on this floor.

PHASE CHANGES

Your regularly scheduled programming begins in about 15 minutes!
 
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Carol Tea

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“What is uuuuuuuppppp??! The main event has arrived~!! Carol Tea, master of pretty much everything: at your service!!”
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“Woooooah, is that a Harley-Davidson shop??”
 

Lin Beifong

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🌟A voice came from above.🌟

My faithful servant. I have witnessed your arrival at the site of providence.
All has transpired according to my design.
Hear now the task which I have selected for you this night:

You are to mingle with the mortals, introduce yourself eloquently... and survive.

Do you understand what I ask of you?




Yes, Mother Luma.


Good, good...

Then may you go,
and stain the earth red with courtesy.






Stamen.
 

Shmaluigi

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WELL WELL WELL! I HOPE YOU'RE ALL ENJOYING THE ACCOMMODATIONS! JUST A LITTLE SOMETHING I WHEELED OUT FOR THE OCCASION.

WELCOME CONTESTANTS TO WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE! I'M YOUR HOST, TELLER VISION, HUMBLE SERVANT OF THE WHEEL! BUT YOU CAN JUST CALL ME T.V. FOR SHORT. TIME IS MONEY, AT LEAST WHERE ADVERTISING'S CONCERNED!

THE TWELVE OF YOU LUCKY CONTESTANTS ARE HERE TO PLAY A LITTLE GAME! I CAN JUST SEE THE RATINGS NOW!

WE DON'T NEED A SUPPORTING CAST! WE DON'T NEED INTRICATE BACKSTORY! WE DON'T EVEN NEED LAGOMORPHS!

JUST GOOD OLD-FASHIONED PG-13 VIOLENCE!

YOU ALL READY TO SHOW NO MERCY OUT THERE? I CERTAINLY HOPE SO!

NOW, WE'VE ONLY GOT A LIMITED ORDER OF EPISODES FROM THE NETWORK, WHICH I EXPECT TO CHANGE IN NO TIME! BUT FOR NOW, I'M NOT WASTING TIME ON A PILOT, SO I'M JUST THROWING YOU ALL STRAIGHT INTO THE FIRST EPISODE!

JUST TO ENSURE THAT WE GET SOME ACTION TO START WITH, I'M THROWING IN AN INCENTIVE! ANYONE WHO MAKES A LEGITIMATE KILL ATTEMPT WILL RECEIVE A SPECIAL PRIZE FROM ME! WHAT IS IT? EVEN I DON'T KNOW! I HAVEN'T CONSULTED THE WHEEL YET.


Night 1 has begun!

Please submit your night actions privately to Waluigi Time and Roserade by
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Players who submit a viable kill attempt tonight will receive a mystery prize.

It's showtime!
 

Dr. Alexander Wexlyn

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So this is where we're staying, huh? Well, I already notice one glaring problem with the situation but... I guess I should introduce myself first.



My name is Dr. Alexander Wexlyn.

I'm a psychologist, or... I was anyway. Well, maybe I still am. As one of my old patients would have said, it looks like we've "shifted" into a "non-canon AU", so I'm not exactly sure whether my doctorate is legally recognized here. If we've got any "ace attorneys" among us today, please don't sue me for practicing without a license.



I never really imagined myself back in a situation like this, if we're being honest. But this isn't my first time around the metaphorical block, and if there's one thing I've learned, it's that if we stick together, we can get through this together. The whole... "murder and destruction" thing, that's... not my thing. I took a Hippocratic Oath after all, not a Hypocritic one.



Besides, I'm sure... someone else is going to fill that particular role eventually.

But uh... before we begin...



@Hououin Kyouma, can we switch rooms?

I... would prefer to have my own office, really. Besides, who wouldn't want to sleep right next to the kitchen? That's some prime real estate if I've ever seen it, hahaha.
 
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Lin Beifong

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WE DON'T EVEN NEED LAGOMORPHS!

I take great offense to your statement, man of peculiar head shape.
But as a show of good faith, I will offer you the grace of forgiveness.
You may praise the Stellar Queen for her boundless benevolence.



As for who I am, you could say I am an envoy from above.
My presence here has been ordained by forces beyond your comprehension.

I am not here to socialize, but our acquaintance need not be hostile

or unpleasant, as long as you do not interfere with my mission.



My name is ♡♪!?, but I am familiar with your kind's inability to grasp the divine tongue.
I will therefore extend you the courteous offer to refer to me by the name of my host body,
the stuffed rabbit I am currently inhabiting.

I believe the label said his name was... Enby.
 

Dr. Alexander Wexlyn

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Well, well. We're already filling our "mysterious, cryptic hooded figure" quota, it seems. Maybe I ought to turn this into a bingo sheet. Would certainly be a nice, pacifistic way to pass the time, wouldn't it?



Now we just need someone with a monster costume, someone who starts with a gun, and maybe an investigative role or two. That'd be a bingo, right there!
 

Daniel Dyce

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Daniel Dyce only son of Mortimer Dyce and Helga Dyce heir to the vast Dyce family millions seemed to have it all. A loving family, millions of dollars. Until one day on his 10th birthday his entire family was killed in a tragic smelting accident. With his life shattered young Daniel vowed revenge against all metal for taking his family from him and sword that he would do everything in his power to prevent metal from harming another family. From that day on Daniel Dyce spent everyday training his fists in ancient martial arts until they were strong enough to shatter even the hardest metal's with a single blow. During this time he also used the vast resources of the Dyce Foundation to have himself genetically modified using the most advanced of all sciences. Through these enhancements Daniel Dyce gained the powers to climb the slickest of walls and the highest of ceilings so that no metal could hide from him. Now an adult by day Daniel Dyce foppish mild mannered playboy tends to the affairs of the Dyce Foundation. But when night falls he dons his costume and patrols the streets as the Metal Puncher.
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Protecting the innocent from the evils of metal by destroying all the metal he can find.
 

Lin Beifong

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I once knew a man who punched metal for a while.
Do you have any experience fighting giant swords that commit property damage?
 

Satoru Fujinuma

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Hey. The name's Satoru. Satoru Fujinuma.

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I don't know why the hell I woke up here, but I suppose I've experienced weirder things in my time.



@Hououin Kyouma, can we switch rooms?

I... would prefer to have my own office, really. Besides, who wouldn't want to sleep right next to the kitchen? That's some prime real estate if I've ever seen it, hahaha.
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Oh, uh. Jeez. Why'd they put my room next to your office? That's weird.

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Uh... Not sure I like the idea of sleeping next to a kitchen, though. Cooking utensils double as deadly weapons, you know, and I don't really want to be sleeping right next to them.

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Now, you might be thinking, 'Oh Satoru, you're just being paranoid, who would want to kill you?'

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Well, you never know, do you? And after what I've been through, it pays to be careful.
 

Raiko Horikawa

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It has been so long... but now I understand. I was too fixated on the truth.

That was what led to my foolishness in the past. But now!




I will overcome this challenge. And I will make sure to uncover the truth - but do what is right with it, rather than exposing truth for truth's sake!
 

Hooded Pitohui

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He-hello...? Is- Is anyone out here in this room? I've been looking for-

Huh? Is that...?


I will therefore extend you the courteous offer to refer to me by the name of my host body,
the stuffed rabbit I am currently inhabiting.

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Awwww, look at you, you're adorable! Aw, if I had known a sweet little bun was here, I'd have brought treats for you. Ha-Hang on, if you stay still, maybe I can make a sketch of you. Would you like that, little-?!

WELCOME CONTESTANTS TO WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE! I'M YOUR HOST, TELLER VISION, HUMBLE SERVANT OF THE WHEEL!
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Whoa, whoa, ha-han-hang on! Where'd you come from?! And who's this guy in bandages!? And there's a guy punching metal, too... Great... I-? Wait, you didn't say...? No. No, you couldn't have said-? My room is in the party room?! O-oh... There's no... backsies? Re-spins? Do-overs? Mulligans? Anything?

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Uhm, no, I... I can live with it... I just... I don't do well with crowds. Or loud noises. Or loud people. Or... parties...

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I'm... uh, sorry, let me start over. I'm just a little... tired, is all. I'm Hektate Magicka Blotte, but just Hekki is alright, too, I think. It's what my friends call me. We're not really here to make friends, I think, but you should have something to call me if we're going to be together for a few weeks. I'll be in my room trying to soundproof the walls if anyone needs me, okay?
 

Daniel Dyce

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I once knew a man who punched metal for a while.
Do you have any experience fighting giant swords that commit property damage?
Giant metal swords know better then to hang around neighborhoods protected by the Metal Puncher. There isn't a metal hard enough to where my fists can't go through it.
 

Carol Tea

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He-hello...? Is- Is anyone out here in this room? I've been looking for-

Huh? Is that...?





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Awwww, look at you, you're adorable! Aw, if I had known a sweet little bun was here, I'd have brought treats for you. Ha-Hang on, if you stay still, maybe I can make a sketch of you. Would you like that, little-?!



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Whoa, whoa, ha-han-hang on! Where'd you come from?! And who's this guy in bandages!? And there's a guy punching metal, too... Great... I-? Wait, you didn't say...? No. No, you couldn't have said-? My room is in the party room?! O-oh... There's no... backsies? Re-spins? Do-overs? Mulligans? Anything?

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Uhm, no, I... I can live with it... I just... I don't do well with crowds. Or loud noises. Or loud people. Or... parties...

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I'm... uh, sorry, let me start over. I'm just a little... tired, is all. I'm Hektate Magicka Blotte, but just Hekki is alright, too, I think. It's what my friends call me. We're not really here to make friends, I think, but you should have something to call me if we're going to be together for a few weeks. I'll be in my room trying to soundproof the walls if anyone needs me, okay?
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“Aww, c’mon, why don’t you live a little??”

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“Take it from a real party animal, pal: there’s no better feeling than waking up at 2 in the afternoon after a massive party fueled by alcohol you aren’t supposed to drink!”
 

Lin Beifong

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Awwww, look at you, you're adorable! Aw, if I had known a sweet little bun was here, I'd have brought treats for you. Ha-Hang on, if you stay still, maybe I can make a sketch of you. Would you like that, little-?!

Careful what you're touching. You don't know where it's been.
I'm given to understand the previous owner of this doll was... a bit eccentric when it came to rabbits.



Indeed. Well said, my friend.
 

Hooded Pitohui

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“Take it from a real party animal, pal: there’s no better feeling than waking up at 2 in the afternoon after a massive party fueled by alcohol you aren’t supposed to drink!”
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Thanks, but no thanks. I kinda like it better when I don't wake up with a massive headache...

a bit eccentric when it came to rabbits.
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Oh? What? Ew, I totally didn't need to imagine what just popped into my head. Ugh, there was a doctor here, wasn't there? I might need one...
 

Dr. Alexander Wexlyn

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Oh? What? Ew, I totally didn't need to imagine what just popped into my head. Ugh, there was a doctor here, wasn't there? I might need one...


Well, I still don't know if I can even legally practice therapy... wherever we are, but....



If you just want to talk, my office door is always open... provided that Satoru doesn't mind, I guess. Maybe you can make your own bingo card too. Nothing takes your mind off of sickening mental imagery quite like a board game.
 

TPG+

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Oh...! That's where she went off to.

This is Captain Olimar, captain of the S.S. Dolphin. Some time ago, I was unlucky enough to crash-land on a strange planet filled with wonderful creatures. In the spirit of keeping things brief, I was able to recover my ship with the help of the local wildlife, some of whom joined me on my travels!

As I said, I found a loyal companion, who I'm sure you've gotten acquainted with already. Her name is Moss! I'm not sure how she got here (I told her not to sniff around for any other castaways...), but she shouldn't be any trouble for you. I've given her some tasks to occupy the time, so just let her be. She gets awfully confused if someone interrupts her assignments...



I shudder to think of what I would do without her. Let's all do our best to keep her safe, yes? I promised my family they would get to see her next week...



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...
 

Lin Beifong

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Oh? What? Ew, I totally didn't need to imagine what just popped into my head. Ugh, there was a doctor here, wasn't there? I might need one...


I know, right? What a grizzly image.
What drives a man to such debauchery, to program his toy rabbits to serenade him with
Christmas pop songs while he sits fully clothed in a tub of store-brand marshmallows?

Such profane revelry.




In any case, therapy is nice, but if you seek sanctuary from mental devastation,
you should know that true sanctity is the domain of the heavens, where stars reside.

I would leave you with a pamphlet, but I seem to be fresh out.

As I said, I found a loyal companion, who I'm sure you've gotten acquainted with already. Her name is Moss! I'm not sure how she got here (I told her not to sniff around for any other castaways...), but she shouldn't be any trouble for you.

Hey, this is a long shot, but is your moss creature capable of tracking things efficiently?
 

Hooded Pitohui

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What drives a man to such debauchery, to program his toy rabbits to serenade him with
Christmas pop songs while he sits fully clothed in a tub of store-brand marshmallows?
Maybe you can make your own bingo card too. Nothing takes your mind off of sickening mental imagery quite like a board game.
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So, uh, yeah, anyone else swearing off any marshmallows in this place? Just in case? I really hope nobody here thinks that's a good idea. I'll pass on the butter too. Jeez, they're totally setting us up for one of those "eat disgusting food" episodes... Starting to think that cash prize isn't worth it...

Sure. Anything's better than thinking about butter infused with shoe funk...

Testimonies from all living contestants are up within 24 hoursCleaning chemicals are used in a killPower: Lying/Forgery/DeceptionA contestant reveals themselves as evil/villainousScrum debate happens
A contestant reveals themself to be someone elseInvestigative roleA night passes with no attemptsUnusual weather inexplicably inside the buildingA source of disguises gets burned down
Power: Electronic manipulation/Hacking/SpecialtyA contestant is poisonedA contestant is murdered (free space)A contestant's corpse is used for investigative experimentsA room is entirely destroyed
Schwarzwald kills Daniel DycePower: GunA kill involves a disguiseFood is used in a killThe show develops a running gag
A ship is sunkExecution target changes in last half-hour of the investigationA room gets floodedA contestant misreads the mapButter Room gets melted
 

Satoru Fujinuma

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So, uh, yeah, anyone else swearing off any marshmallows in this place? Just in case? I really hope nobody here thinks that's a good idea. I'll pass on the butter too. Jeez, they're totally setting us up for one of those "eat disgusting food" episodes... Starting to think that cash prize isn't worth it...

Sure. Anything's better than thinking about butter infused with shoe funk...

Testimonies from all living contestants are up within 24 hoursCleaning chemicals are used in a killPower: Lying/Forgery/DeceptionA contestant reveals themselves as evil/villainousScrum debate happens
A contestant reveals themself to be someone elseInvestigative roleA night passes with no attemptsUnusual weather inexplicably inside the buildingA source of disguises gets burned down
Power: Electronic manipulation/Hacking/SpecialtyA contestant is poisonedA contestant is murdered (free space)A contestant's corpse is used for investigative experimentsA room is entirely destroyed
Schwarzwald kills Daniel DycePower: GunA kill involves a disguiseFood is used in a killThe show develops a running gag
A ship is sunkExecution target changes in last half-hour of the investigationA room gets floodedA contestant misreads the mapButter Room gets melted
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...

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What's a scrum debate?
 

Hooded Pitohui

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Oh, jeez, hey television guy, isn't this your cue?

...

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In the rules pamphlet, where it says they'll make us have a real-time debate if our votes are tied at the end of an episode, that's a Scrum Debate. They group us into teams for the tied options and expect us to explain why our option is more likely as the killer.

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Which I'm sure makes for great tv and all, but that's seriously stressful. Don't expect me to make any closing statements if I can help it.
 

Revin

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Scrum Debate? Sounds like something from one of those kid's games my son would play... what was it called...? Danger Ropeman? Well, if you ask me, the thing that would get big ratings would be a Strum Debate, where everyone gets together with their musical instruments and decides who here is the best at strumming them. Now that's a bingo card slot I wouldn't mind seeing filled out.
 
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