Satoru Fujinuma
One more time.
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A voice came from beyond. Satoru Fujinuma.
Heed my warning.
Though you may have allowed sinners to convince you otherwise,
I am not your enemy. Quite the opposite, actually.
I am the divine force that presides over the well of souls; the shepherd who guides mortals like yourself down the crossroads of life and rebirth.
I have watched over you for a long time... puzzled, yet fascinated by your enigmatic ability to defy the call of the reaper. To possess such an ability, you must be a truly exceptional individual. It is only natural that other mortals would covet your power... and lash out in jealousy as they realize they will never possess it.
Indeed, it is the jealousy of mortals that has put you into this situation.
They wish to hate me, to point their fingers towards the heavens and blame me for everything bad that has happened. But the truth is that I have NEVER done anything to harm you.
They have unjustly voted for your death, twice.
They have looked into your eyes and called you a murderer, twice.
And they are the reason why you find yourself down in that miserable pit right now.
The one who talked to you on that phone just now is a wretched assassin who once caused the demise of several hapless innocents at sea. He is seeking to sway you for his own vile machinations; to turn you towards the wrong side.
Even my regrettably misguided servant, the one you call Enby, has never acted with your best interest in mind. Recall where it was he took his life. Was it not directly next to the room you slept in? And did he not use an item that was sitting in front of your door, where you were sure to pass by and thus draw suspicion onto yourself? You were murdered by those mortals because he and that abyssal creature deliberately framed you!
Those are the true faces of the creatures you call "friends".
And you wish to return to these backstabbing Judases? To live, and laugh, and celebrate with those who have so cruelly taken advantage of you?
No, Satoru Fujinuma. I have seen into your heart and I know you are too intelligent for their insidious manipulations.
Deep within your soul, you wish to spite them... To seek retribution... Hurt them in the same way they hurt you.
Karmic retribution... what they deserve.
I can grant you that wish.
As the one who presides over the lifestream, I have control over the cycle of reincarnation. If you come to me, I can help you shed the prison of mortality. I can give you a new body that is truly invincible, so you will never have to feel the sting of death and betrayal ever again. A form worthy of my new champion.
Work for me, and together we will silence all those who made you hurt.
No mortal will ever have this power over you again.
All you have to do now, Satoru... Is lie down... and let the void take you.
Turn away from their treacherous calls and let yourself slip away.
Let your mortal flesh wither, and die, Satoru Fujinuma.
Come to me... and be eternal.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Rabbits are VERY high maintenance pets. Not fit for young playground bullies! Puhuhu.
Girl, I bet you bought the poor thing a cage. No enrichment toys, no hay, bet you gave the bun CARROTS.
Lady, you're a horrible pet owner. No life deserves to be taken under your care!
Uh, and any kinda dead people too.
This crazy, uh, evil mom? She knows jackshit Satoru! No betrayal, no pain, forever? Let your body rot? That's just death.
What's the good without the bad? What's hope with no despair? Who do we call smart without idiots like HER?
What's loyalty without betrayal? What's revenge to a dead dude?
If you want to enjoy the suffering of others, you got to live! There's no joy without sadness!
Frankl--
Yeah, yeah, hi, whatever. Why do YOU give a crap?
W-w-well.
WE NEED AN EPIC GOD FIGHT!!!
This is a ROLE PLAYING GAME!!!
With the power of friendship--
--Ew.
Satoru stands up and has an epic anime revival, some real OTAKU shit. Then you all scream or something while pointing.
While also wearing all these cool blue suits I made! <3
AND GRAAAAAAAAAAH WITH A SURGE OF ENERGY HE PUNCHES HER IN THE EYE!!!
Then you'd all likely die tragically right after that because--
--Oops!
When I say right after I mean uh...
Remember my promise? I'm on your side! We share an enemy!
Anyway, the ratings would be nuts.
Why would you want this show's--
Are ya telling me--
Say hi to my audience! Crossover time!
If anything bad DOES happen here, I can't just let them miss out.
You'll get to see my show's contestants laaaaattter. Forget about'em, don't sweat it.
Proposal #9̵̵̴̶̵̴̶̵̶̷̶̸̵̶̶̶̵̷̸̸̶̴̴̶̧̨̢̢̧̨̡̡̨̢̡̢̡̢̧̧̢̨̧̧̡̢̢̢̡̛̛̛̛̛̞͙͙̱̻͔̟̭̠͓͉͉̦̥̟̜̼̭̬͖̱̹̠̟̥͓̯͚̜̦͓̥̹̯̝͍̳̗̣̩̫̣͔̭̲̼̘̘̥̗̱̮̝̖̩̳͍̙̼͓̗̘̞̣͚̖̟̙̺̟͙͇͎̼̜͔͚̤͇̼̭̹͍̪̭̙͇̻͕͕̤̱͍͙̹̳͍̜͉̖͔͖̻͎̹̹͓͚͚͖͓͖͇͇͚͖͕͚̪̻̩̜̦̜̺͕̣̼̭͈͚͖̘͈̯͍̥͓͓̬͓̹̗͇̞͈͓̠͎͙̰̼̰̳̤̯͔͉̦͕̜̱̺͚̫̙͈̠̲͈͉̗̺͖͈͍̪̱̣͚͖͇̜̣̪̭͇̫͇̦͋̈͂̄̋̍̓̑͗̑̓̓̒͐̍̑̈̄̽̅́̒͑̔̃̇̀̈́͂͐̿͋̈̆̆͊̓͛̇̾͋͗͂̔͂͌́̋̈̒̀̃̈̿̅̈́̿͐̋͐̇͆͗̒͆̈́̍̈́̇̎̊̒̈́̓̐̽͗͒͒́̀͗̌̀̇͌̑̃̂̈́̆̿̋̄̾̓͌͋͒́̾̓̃̂́́̌̈̔̄̈́͛̾͆͒̒̎̋̋̉̔̀̀̅͛̀̈̌̌͋̍̏͗̔͐̈́́̔͒̒̉̎̈͛́̓͐͛̽͒̋̈́͛̿́͛̈́͒̐̌̌̅͊̑̆̃̂̒̓̚̕͘̚̕̚͜͜͜͜͝͝͝͠͝͠͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅ9̷̴̷̴̸̷̴̴̵̸̸̵̵̵̷̵̸̶̸̴̸̡̨̧̧̨̧̨̡̨̨̨̡̢̧̢̨̧̧̡̨̡̨̧̡̨̛̛̛̛̭̘͓̜̩̰̠̫̼͙̣̤̙̟̫͙̞͉̱̼͚̮͈̟͙̯͍̥̜̺̪̲̼̞̯̭̟̜̟̼͕̤̣̯̦̳̮̬̞̦̗͍̜̺̼͙̠̖̝̻̤̗̰̠̳͙͉̖̻̰̻̣͔̭̤̳̣͓̪̦̟̻̹̯̦̖͍̺͇͇̭͕̬̠̘̭͎̦͇͉͈͍̤͉̯̭̩̟̠̥̠̮̲̯̺̠̺͉͕͈̗̼̯̲͉̳͎̟̝͈̝͓̯͚̦͈̜͙̩̬̼͎͖͍̗͕̫̊̇̔̍̿̀͂̈͌̓̓͆͗̅̔͌̑̀̈̿̾́̈́͗͊̓̾͑̒̇̓̐̾́͆̇̿̈́̎͒͌̌̌̌͑͆͂͐͂̾̉̇̀͐̇̀̃̂̓͑͐̈̏́̓̌̄̐͆́͐͛̉́̐̓͂̾̓̈́̒̓̾͒͒̌͑̊̓̈́̃̐͑́͆̃͒̀̔̀̀̓͂̀̉͑̈́͑̋͊́̐̍̓̃͊̿̈́͌̏͛͋̌̔̈́̇̐͗͋̿͑̅̐̔̓͂͆̓̆̀̑̍̂̊̎̅́̔̀̿̈́̽̽̿̒̕͘͘̚̚̕͘͘̚̚͘͘̚̕̕͘͘͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͠͝͠͝͝͠ͅͅ9̵̶̷̴̶̴̸̵̶̸̸̴̵̧̡̢̨̡̡̛̣̟̰̫͙͓̯̝̼̻̹̱̗̻̗̭̞̙̙̩̪̳̞̠̙̬̠̱̳̠͍̩̙̹͍̰͇̹̹̳̞͚̯͔͔̳̖͕͖̱̜̫͈̙͕̠̯̣̮͈̩̤̗͉͍̰͕̳̽͑͊͌̄̐̈̈́̂̀̈̀̔͋̈̀͋̉͒̓̉͑̽̉͋̆̂̋̏̈̒͐̓̐̓̓̑̃̀̎̓̒̓̏̋͒̇̈̓͑͐͋̏̍̓̀̂̐̔̇͛̀̽̉̊͑͑̎́̏͆̑͂̓̌͗̋̌̔̆͘͘̕̕͘̕̚̕͘͜͜͠͝͝͝͠͝ͅ9̴̸̵̶̶̶̷̷̷̴̵̵̷̶̷̷̴̴̸̶̷̸̧̢̢̡̨̢̡̡̢̨̨̡̢̢̧̧̨̡̡̧̡̢̛̛̛̛̛̞̙̻̻̙͉̮͕̝͕̼̫̯̼̪̗̟̮̱̪̱̻̤͕̥͙͈̻̩͈͉̬̬̪̭̘̘͙̪̤̻̜̟̝̙̫̹̯̻͇͇̼͉̩̲͉͙͕̯̗̙͎͍̯͎̭̥̠̠͍͔̯̪̦̹̜̫̹̘̫͈̱̜̱̜͚̫̙̤̩͇͖̻͎̜̭͔̻̞̣͓̗̺̦̠̺̝̹̙̠̺̰̱̮̪̘̘͎̝̙̞͎͍̫̞̥̝̝͈͙͉̗̝̲̰͓̙̟̲̠̜̺͉̯͚̟͎̱̝̙͕̼̱̬̼̫̮̩̬̯̟͎̠̳̙̟̙̬̥̲̗̤͓̺̼͖̬͔̞̩̘͖̮̠̪̮̓̊̅̅͛̑̍̂̿͒̈́̈́̈́̎̽̀̾̓̌̈̏̍̈́͗͒̉̄̃̇͂̇̽̒̀͛͗̑̒̈́̌̍̇͌̌̌̈́̎̀̆̈́̃̒̓̂̃͂͒̔͆͑̏͌̐̓̃̃̈́̓̄̀͋͐̓̾̃̏̅̈̈́̽͊̒̔̽̆̿̆͆̄̈́́̾̾̾̋̆͆̀͂͒́͋́̀̈́̓̀̿̔̿͑͌͛̑͂̊̃̍̑̀͌̄̉̄̉̑̄̍̄̐̍̓̌̋̇̐̓̎̐̅͋͊̋̾̔́̔̌̒̔͑́͛͗̐̄͆̏̾̏̂̾́̒͑̆̀͆̉̒̉̅̅͊̾̾̀̀͒̔̋́̔̀͐̓͘̕͘͘̚͘̚̚̕̚͘̕͘͘͘͘̕͠͝͝͠͠͝͝͠͠͝ͅͅͅͅ9̸̶̸̴̶̷̷̷̸̴̴̸̴̵̷̴̷̵̶̨̨̨̧̡̢̢̧̧̢̡̛̛͎̝̙̭̲̘̦̼̙͖̞̘̰͙͇̻̰̻͙̳̣̺̼͔̟̭͍̞̭̦̼̥͕̺̪̮̻͕͎̟̬͇̟͕̺̞̯͈͖̺̹̰̼͚̘̞̺̟̳̘͈̪̝̮̬̱͙̠̝͖̠̮̣̙͙̯̗͖̗͈̟̹̠̫̰͈̹̦̰͙̗̟̭̹̥̲͍̥̠̥͍͚̻̖͈̣̯̮̘̖̺̟̰͖̦͔̯̹̣̘̤͙͕͎̰̱̤͊͋̋̆̇͌̈̆́͐̇̈́̿̋̾̓̋͆̊̾̑̉́͊͒̉̅͐́̊̿̆̈́̈́̽̓̓̿̄̊́̍̋́̌̍̊̌̉̅̄̇͆͗͑̐̀́̆̌͐̄̓̓́͂̂̀͛́͑̈́̄̃̆̎͋́̿̂̉͒̑̀͒̾͛̀̈̀̊̽̄̽͌͂͂̔̎̄̽̏̊͌̉̈̑́̎̈́̅̋̊͋̀̈́̓̅́̀̃̃͘͘̚͘̕̕̚͘̕͘̕͜͜͜͝͝͠͝͝͠͠ͅͅ9̷̷̶̶̸̷̶̸̴̴̶̶̴̶̶̷̷̴̵̶̶̧̨̡̧̧̨̡̢̧̧̨̨̡̧̧̢̡̳̠̭̬̘̣̼̩̱̲̹͎̜͔̣̰͓̩̜͙̱̼̼̼̱̹͓̹̟̻̳̣͖͎̯͖̫͈̻̺͍̜̦̤͖̮̫̠͓̙͎͖̦͙̯̭̰̹͔̞͙̫̪̹͉̪̩͕̟̼͖͍̰̼̖̞̼͕͍͙̥̭̞̞̰̘̭͙̪͓̙͓̹̰̜͖̲͔̤͇̬͇̹̥̲̖̲̮̲͙̘͔͉͚̻̭̩͔̦̩̮̜̬̩͙͇̠͕͕̥͍͙̙͚̦͚̲͓̞̤͙͈̞̝̳̜̥̭̥̰̯͕̬͈͉̟̮̤̥͕̗̞͚͚͎̤͖̝̰̝̖̻̠̬̫̠̳̞̳̩̱͓̭̲͈̲̙͓̟̩̻̼̞̥͚̗̈́͆͒̃̈́͊̐̓̀̈́̌̿̔͛͆̊̇̄̈́̏́̓͐̿̈̏̀̆̓̌̌͗̒͆́̾́͛̂̑̊̀̎́̍͊̋̎̏̋̽̀̾͊͒͋̃̎̇̄̅̊̎́̿̆͂͒̎̎͋́̎̀̒̈̈́̂͑̋̀̊͐̐̋̋̾̓͒̋͛̇̒̐͆̌͋̾͌̑͋̽̐́̍̿͐̀̀̆͋̓͂̎̿̽̆͑̓͑͂̅̓̈́̀̀̒̍̈́͂͌͒̿͊̓͂͐͐̎̚͘̚̚͘̚̚̚̕͘̚͘̚͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͠͠͝͝͝͝͠ͅ9̷̴̴̴̷̴̸̷̷̵̷̴̵̸̸̵̡̢̢̨̨̨̢̡̨̡̛̛̟͉͉̺̱̥̜̖̪̮̻͚̹͓̮̭̜̬̰̳͕̗̣̪̖̗̟̮̦̰̙͓̻͕͕͉͔̦̻̲̰̫̩̬͇̞̪̠͙͇̖̠͔͕̩̟̘̥͔͎̮͎̮̟̟̣̦̯̭̤̩̥̭̞̞̹͈̩̼̻͈̮̖̻̻͎̫̝͓̦̙͚̰͉̺̘͊̈̓͋̓̓̍̎̽̈́̈́̈̐̆̄͂̅͑͑̂̐̊̒̎̇͋̇̄́̈́͗̎̈́̔͂̒͊͆͒̇̽̋͋̊̀͆̎͋̓̽̅̒̀͒͂́̋̋͂͊͆̊́̾̐̓̔̄̅͂̈̾͛̇̉̿̆̀͊̐͒͊̾̀́̇̇̈́̐̈́̈́̋̓͌͊́̏̋̆́͗̌̀̆̿̕͘̚͘͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͠͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅ9̶̶̵̸̵̸̷̷̸̶̵̶̶̶̵̶̷̸̵̶̴̶̷̵̧̡̨̨̢̡̢̧̧̧̢̧̡̨̨̢̡̢̨̧̧̛̛̛̛̛͇̳͔̖̬̣͚̘̠̤̜̺̙̳͔̲̼̣̳̞̟͇̹̱͇̣̯͔͚̯̝̹̥̣̯͉̹͕̮͉̦̼͖̠̙̪͓͙̼̟̤̻̖͎̟̱̫̱̻̘͎͎͙͇͉̻̯̹̤̘̮̞͚̹̭̘͉̼̥̣̭̮̜͓̙̮̭̩̠̯̭̥̩̤̣̤̘̞͖̬̯͇̱͎̗̠̭̗̗̫̲͉͔͈̩̳̩̮̼̺̱̺̗͎̯͈̩̰̻̯̺̮̥̻̱̥̜͍͎̙̭̤͚͍̝͔͚̱̗̠͉̪͍̀̌̓̋̎͂̇̾̓̾̑̅̑͛̆̏͋̍̃͐̐̀͛͑̔̌̃̂̒̌́̽̏̇͗̀̽͒̈́̌͆̉͋̆͆̒̂̓̏̋͆̋͌̎͆̋̌̄̂̓̾̋̈́͋̏̽͗͛̀̇̀̒̏̐̊̂̈̎͆̍͑͗̉̀͐̌́͛͛̊͌̆̿̋̈̈́̃̅̿̅̍͑͆̈́͊̄̂̓͊̿̀́̅͒̅̽̓͛͊͌͛̃̓͒͐̊̅̽̀̌̈́̌͗̀͛̅̂̊̅̑̅̎̅̃̽͌̑̒͛̌̀̐̈́̌̌͛̉̈́̿̃̂̑̌̅͌͊́̅̅͑͑̏̈̓͊͐͌̐̋̓̓̂̈́͛̆̉̅̔͂̑̒͛̒͋̈̽̉̌̇̀̑̏́͛͊͆̏̀͌̍͘̚̕̕̚̕͘̕̕͘͜͜͜͜͜͜͝͠͝͝͠͝͠͝͠͠ͅ9̶̵̷̶̷̴̷̷̴̴̴̵̶̡̡̢̢̡̛̛̛̛̰̮͖̯̺̠̞͈̫͖͈͖̤̜̲͕̠̦͕̮̥͈̫̥͈̪͈̫̱͙̫̝̪̫͔̠̤̞̻̗̮̗̻̤̯̳̭̘̯͙̜̦̼̭̦͉̩̙̫̱̳̘̠̫̱̠̥̩̺̟͕̹͔̟̪̗̹͍̱͕͙̰͔̤͎̮̌͌͛̒̓̊́̌̾̆̉̂̈́͒͂͊̊̈́͊̒̇̈́̀̿̎̉̾̎͛͊̄͛̂́̃̌̐͑̇̽̀̀̀͗͌̑̾̐̈́̔̏̇͊̍͛̂̌̏͌̓̽́̌͆̽̈́̆͒̔̎̄̅̃̽̍͐͌̀̆̉̐́̍̀̈́̈́͂͆̔̚̕͘͘̕͜͠͝ͅͅͅͅ9̴̵̷̴̴̸̶̷̶̶̵̷̸̶̴̵̵̴̴̶̵̴̶̷̸̷̵̢̢̨̨̧̢̡̨̡̡̢̧̧̨̧̨̧̛̛̛̛̛͉̭͎̦̹̖̯͍̺͚̮̗̰͕̥̺̫͖̜̖̫͇̞̙̜̲̥̲̞͚͎̬̦̼͍̳̱̤̹̻͈̲̞̹͓̙͍̞͔̤͉͍̪̮̲̲͈̪̰̼͈̞̰͕̺̟̜̺͈͚̫̩̰̩̲̭̘͔͕̤͓͚̜̻̞̼̪͓̫̼̮͈͚̤̯̟̱̺̯͚̖͈̙̹̬̯̺̙̰̦͉̝̞͈̫͎͇̞̹̹̳̠̟͈̺̯͕̩̬͉͍̰̻͚̹͍̖̘̯̱̙͎͈̭͍̪̰͙̫̠͔̻̮̤̺̤͖̬̻̳͖͕̣͓̤̬͍̫̤͇͍̻͎͖̤̠̥̖̳̘̬̗͍͉̩͔̻̜̲͚̤̥̦̪̬̰̮̟̹͖̱͙̬̉͆̇̎͊́́̅͐́͒̄̔̅͋̀͂̈̂̓̅͌̄̀͋̑̌̑̉̒͒̂̆̾̅́̏̑̆͋̉̂̃͐̽̋͊̄͆͛̀͗̅͐̏͑̊͗̀̈́̒̿̎͗̃̈͋̓͋̅̎̊̒̈́̑͋̋͗́̽̑̈́̊̇͒̽͗́̎̄̇͊̉͌̌́̈̇͌͛̎̄̈́̀̈̄͑͑̌̄͋̆̂͆̀̐̃́͂̃̓͛͛͂͌̀́͗̿̋̒͆́̈́̈͋͊͒̆͋͐̋͊̓̂̒̀̓̾̀̍͆̽́̂͛̂̍̓̀́̂͋͋̃̄̓͗̏̇̅̕͘̚̕̚̚̕͘̕̕̚̕̕̕͘͘͘̕̚͘̕͜͜͜͜͝͠͠͠͝͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͠ͅͅͅͅͅͅ9̸̶̸̴̴̷̷̷̴̨̧̢̡̛̛̛̣͈̹̲̲̭͓̰̭͙̲͔̼͇̪̰̩͓̺̖̰̼̤̖̭̠͉̰͔͕̜̯̞̭̯̤̼̲͕̣̪̙͓̯͓̯̯̜̞̲̩̰̯͖͓̪̭̰͎̫͚͆͋̇̂̀́̈́̄̈͐̽̈́͒̌̅͐̀͌͆̐̉͐̓̐̾̉̋͐̌̓͊̓͛̎̌́̏̍̀̇͆̍̎̾̔̏̿̇̍̋͛̈́͗̍͐͒̀͊͛͌͂́̈́͗͛́̿̒͘̚͘̕̕̕̚͜͝͠͝͠͠͠: Every player will be unable to win the game as long as Hekki survives. Kill her, and both you and Dr. Wexlyn will have won.
The votes have been tallied. Bear witness to the final ruling.
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The law has been enacted upon this. world. It has been written.
Proposal Passed
Satoru Fujinuma
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Satoru Fujinuma.
Heed my warning.
Though you may have allowed sinners to convince you otherwise,
I am not your enemy. Quite the opposite, actually.
I am the divine force that presides over the well of souls; the shepherd who guides mortals like yourself down the crossroads of life and rebirth.
I have watched over you for a long time... puzzled, yet fascinated by your enigmatic ability to defy the call of the reaper. To possess such an ability, you must be a truly exceptional individual. It is only natural that other mortals would covet your power... and lash out in jealousy as they realize they will never possess it.
Indeed, it is the jealousy of mortals that has put you into this situation.
They wish to hate me, to point their fingers towards the heavens and blame me for everything bad that has happened. But the truth is that I have NEVER done anything to harm you.
They have unjustly voted for your death, twice.
They have looked into your eyes and called you a murderer, twice.
And they are the reason why you find yourself down in that miserable pit right now.
The one who talked to you on that phone just now is a wretched assassin who once caused the demise of several hapless innocents at sea. He is seeking to sway you for his own vile machinations; to turn you towards the wrong side.
Even my regrettably misguided servant, the one you call Enby, has never acted with your best interest in mind. Recall where it was he took his life. Was it not directly next to the room you slept in? And did he not use an item that was sitting in front of your door, where you were sure to pass by and thus draw suspicion onto yourself? You were murdered by those mortals because he and that abyssal creature deliberately framed you!
Those are the true faces of the creatures you call "friends".
And you wish to return to these backstabbing Judases? To live, and laugh, and celebrate with those who have so cruelly taken advantage of you?
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No, Satoru Fujinuma. I have seen into your heart and I know you are too intelligent for their insidious manipulations.
Deep within your soul, you wish to spite them... To seek retribution... Hurt them in the same way they hurt you.
Karmic retribution... what they deserve.
I can grant you that wish.
As the one who presides over the lifestream, I have control over the cycle of reincarnation. If you come to me, I can help you shed the prison of mortality. I can give you a new body that is truly invincible, so you will never have to feel the sting of death and betrayal ever again. A form worthy of my new champion.
Work for me, and together we will silence all those who made you hurt.
No mortal will ever have this power over you again.
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All you have to do now, Satoru... Is lie down... and let the void take you.
Turn away from their treacherous calls and let yourself slip away.
Let your mortal flesh wither, and die, Satoru Fujinuma.
Come to me... and be eternal.
Um.....................
I- I don't know.
Do I trust her????
The things you're saying... make sense, they just... don't feel right.
I'm not sure...
The guy on the phone... is he still there?
He's not there anymore, but...
!
I'm sorry...
but I can't take that offer.
Sure, you're not wrong. At least, from a certain point of view.
They were the ones who voted for me to die. Twice now.
Perhaps Enby's death did occur in a place that conveniently made me out to look like the culprit.
And sure, you can say that they didn't act with my best interests in mind.
But isn't that an incomplete perspective?
Did any of us have a choice in the matter? They voted for me to die, but why? Not because they wanted to. Because they had to.
They're not to blame for that. By your logic, am I really any better? I voted for Schwarzwald's death. Out of necessity.
Enby framed me? Not really. That implies they intended that to happen. I don't think they did.
You call them backstabbing Judases?
Please. You can't fake something like this.
Something tells me they're not the jealous ones.
I think I've grown used to... lying down and accepting things, now that I think about it. I made my peace with my past guilts when I saved my mom and three kids from my school from death. The price was a ten-year coma. I wasn't happy about it, but I thought it was worth it. The means justify the ends. I could live in that world, because even though I didn't like it, it was better than the alternatives. I needed to accept that reality.
Said that before, didn't I?
It makes sense, actually. Revival is inherently self-sacrificing, by nature. Unless I'm on the brink of death, its focus is on other people. I'll keep resetting until their problem is fixed. And that influenced my outlook, because that was a rule. That was set in stone. Not my choice. The reality I lived in is one where I was doomed to futility from the start.
I thought once I had gotten past the guilt and regret I had experienced- after the people closest to me had been saved- revival would stop. It seemed obvious. But it hasn't. And I think I know why now. Because I was never able to make it stop. I never had the strength to.
I need to take charge of my life again. Get the outcome I want. One where everyone is happy, not everyone but me.
I won't let anything dictate what I do.
That includes you.
I want everyone to make it out of here alive. Revenge isn't the answer.
I want to make it out of here alive. Death isn't the answer, either.
I'm not a superhero...
I'm
Wait a second that's not what I meant to say-
Uh, hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to say some stuff for you to help you get settled into--
How long has it been?! It's been like more than five days and nights or something, yeah!? Wha-wha-whaaat? It hasn't even been a--
Urgh. Ugh. Damn!
I get bored super quickly super quickly y'know like super duper mega bored y'know yeah you do yeah yeah!
Huh, that's like the bajillionth time I've mentioned boredom. Well, I guess in a situation like this you could understand someone succumbing to it. It is merely natural, is it not? Ah, yes, yes.
--I'm weird, right? Boo hoo boo hoo.
Puhuhuhu!
Submission, am I right? So dumb. Submitting? Nooooo one does that, not if they're not STUPID.
So here are some VIEWER SECRET THOUGHTS which I'M SHARING WITHOUT PERMISSION!!!
The mastermind's plans are bigger than I could've ever imagined. First Hope's Peak, we are not the only ones in a situation like this.
Light hair, glasses, light hair, glasses... e.t.c.
Sheesh.
I need to get out, I need to get out, I'm going to graduate. I won't be a part of this, I don't care for them, I won't give them any say in my life.
Ahahahaha!
Nope. Not real. Not real. Nuh uh. Wahahahaa, I DIDN'T PREDICT THIS!
We will prevail over this.
The bear is not marketable at all. The cute factor is miniscule. No merch, no fanfics, this mascot has no future.
Rawr!!! What do you know!?
Blah, blah, my family, blah blah, my career, I did so many unsavory things for X, I need out, I need out, I need out. Doughnuts.
Not even a single blackened yet.
I bet they're even forming strong bonds with one another right now. Pecking each other on the cheek... All happy full of hope, and I can't do a thing to stop them!
What does a headmaster dooooo??? No, no, no, what have you made a headmaster do?! @TV dudes, never trust people in the TV biz actually fr.
Now I'm away from my students because of you!
Pfft, like, whatever... You're totes gonna be punished for your crimes against me man.
I'm gonna like stab you and stuff and then and then...
PLANS.
PLANS.
PLANS.
PLANS.
----
PLANS!
That same terrible voice.
The monitor, it haunts me.
I lay on my bed wide awake.
Conserving energy. Bed, now. Despair, tomorrow.
Dreams.
Shouldn't procrastinate.
Nightmares.
A conversation in-front of Frank's room.
Frank : I want to hear everything from ya and I don't.
Monokuma : Oh ya wanna know? I did think you would, well--
Dennis :
Frank : You know what's going on outside, out there.
Monokuma : Ahahahahahaha!!!
Monokuma : What you do want to know, what you don't want to know, hmm. You fell out of one loop and into another, one you understood WELL before entering it. The life you used to know is spinning without you. Regret sunk in fast, your hope flickered. Trapped inside with people you very much considered discardable. You thought "this has been the worst thing to happen to me in years". "I need to I gotta I must get outta here."
Frank : God damn it, what's fucking going on!? I just know you've got details on ALL of our lives don't you!? What is happening outside there!?
Dee :
Monokuma : You have nobody in here. You've hid for your life, you've argued for your life, you've done everything to only save yourself. Nowadays you only have you, you only really know you, and the only one you can blame is yourself.
Monokuma stares.
Charlie :
Monokuma : Would you call me your friend?
Frank : Don't even joke you bastard.
Monokuma : Puhuhu, if I'm not why would they be? All we share is an enemy.
Frank : ...
Monokuma : You've severed all your ties before, and you will again after this, right?
Frank : Once I'm out, I can meet them again, I can see them again, I can apologize to them. Just let please let me know how they are.
Monokuma : Ahahaha, you've always been thinking about them through this whole thing, and for that you've suffered.
Monokuma : If you survive and leave this place, it'll only get worse.
Frank : What are you implying?
Monokuma : ...
Frank : Dammit, you've only told me what I already knew! Now you're stopping!?
Monokuma : Hey, come on now. This isn't an educational program.
Monokuma : I'm not YOUR history teacher.
Frank : You--
Charlie :
Frank : What ha--
Dennis :
Monokuma : Whawhawhat, grrr, shut up you idiot, so many questions.
Mac :
Monokuma : No spoilers. Alright? Alright.
Frank : If you did anything to--
Monokuma : Puhuhuhu, I didn't do anything to them PERSONALLY.
Frank : Hey, hey, speak!
(This is where I got myself...)
(and soon filled with a sense of...)
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???
Eh, what do I want?
You know already, stupid!
Frank : I want to hear everything from ya and I don't.
Monokuma : Oh ya wanna know? I did think you would, well--
Frank : You know what's going on outside, out there.
Monokuma : Ahahahahahaha!!!
Monokuma : What you do want to know, what you don't want to know, hmm. You fell out of one loop and into another, one you understood WELL before entering it. The life you used to know is spinning without you. Regret sunk in fast, your hope flickered. Trapped inside with people you very much considered discardable. You thought "this has been the worst thing to happen to me in years". "I need to I gotta I must get outta here."
Frank : God damn it, what's fucking going on!? I just know you've got details on ALL of our lives don't you!? What is happening outside there!?
Monokuma : You have nobody in here. You've hid for your life, you've argued for your life, you've done everything to only save yourself. Nowadays you only have you, you only really know you, and the only one you can blame is yourself.
Frank : ...Not anymore, I have them on my side, we're friends now, yeah?
Monokuma stares.
Monokuma : Would you call me your friend?
Frank : Don't even joke you bastard.
Monokuma : Puhuhu, if I'm not why would they be? All we share is an enemy.
Frank : ...
Monokuma : You've severed all your ties before, and you will again after this, right?
Frank : Once I'm out, I can meet them again, I can see them again, I can apologize to them. Just let please let me know how they are.
Monokuma : Ahahaha, you've always been thinking about them through this whole thing, and for that you've suffered.
Monokuma : If you survive and leave this place, it'll only get worse.
Frank : What are you implying?
Monokuma : ...
Frank : Dammit, you've only told me what I already knew! Now you're stopping!?
Monokuma : Hey, come on now. This isn't an educational program.
Monokuma : I'm not YOUR history teacher.
Frank : You--
Frank : What ha--
Monokuma : Whawhawhat, grrr, shut up you idiot, so many questions.
Monokuma : No spoilers. Alright? Alright.
Frank : If you did anything to--
Monokuma : Puhuhuhu, I didn't do anything to them PERSONALLY.
Frank : Hey, hey, speak!
(This is where I got myself...)
(Before I knew it...)
(I was trapped.)
(and soon filled with a sense of...)
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???
Eh, what do I want?
You know already, stupid!
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Satoru Fujinuma
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I have nothing else to say.
(except maybe make sure it's a good quality)
Hope's Peak Academy, the hope of the world. This place sucksssss... Worse than your average high school.
This school was made with one goal in mind, to study and develop talent.
You don't come to the school, the school comes to you.
Exceptional talented teens around ol' JPN are scouted for in a variety of fields.
There are two requirements.
1. Already be enrolled in a high school.
2. Be the very best at what you do.
or or or or
Be "lucky" and get the winning draw in the school's stupid stupid lottery thingamajig.
Dun dun dun.
And become The Ultimate Lucky Student.
A joke.
So omg let a new headmaster talk 4 a bit k can i talk like personally fr need that ok X).
So erm, like I basically I took this old's coot spot 4 myself basically.
So now I have all of his lab rats 4 myself too.
Puhuhuhu!
But it's really sad, because like they haven't done anything yet!
It's so boring, lame, synonym.
I mean, come on now, it's called a
Ultimate Lucky Student : Makato Naegi
We won't participate in this killing game.
Ultimate Affluent Progeny : Byakuya Togami
Wrong. Speak for yourself, don't waste my air.
Huh--
Ultimate Clairvoyant : Yasuhiro Hagakure
Y-y-yeah man stop WASTING it ALL man. Hey, super duper high school level plan here, let's take turns breathing to save air, me first. I predict total success for this plan, my predictions have like a 30% success rate.
*inhale*
AAAAAAAAAH!!! Ahem. AAAAAAAAAAAH!!! Oh god, Monokuma's totally like taken over the entire planet or something!!!
See, see, Total success, I feel it right now man. Ok, it's your turn next Mr.Hagakure.
*inhale*
A-
Ultimate Fanfic Creator : Hifumi Yamada
I shall not scream again. I must show courage, just like my hero My Melody!ToughStuffAu.
Ultimate Programmer : Chihiro Fujisaki
Y-yeah, let's be strong. T-t-those other people are doing their best, I know it. We've got to try too.
Ultimate Biker Gang Leader : Mondo Owada
Yeah, okay bud, why don'tcha hack this remote toy? So I can hack and slash him with some knives! I'm gonna make donuts on yer face and make you one damn grizzly bear.
I am no toy, I am Monokuma! Ahahaha, don't you remember last--
Ultimate Moral Compass : Kiyotaka Ishimaru
Halt immediately. Have you not read the student e-handbook Mr.Monokuma has provided us? Please refer to the school rules. "Rule #5: Violence against headmaster Monokuma is strictly prohibited, as is destruction of surveillance cameras.". You are a repeat offender sir, I must repeat you are a repeat offender. Your behavior has been quite offensive, and I shall repeat this fact as much as I see fit. Donuts are also not fit for a bear--
Shuddup...
Ultimate Swimming Pro : Aoi Asahina
Hey don't be sad, if you want anyone to take those donuts have off you--
No like uh seriously can you like. Give me those, haha. I-I'm begging here. I'll do a wheelie on a motorcycle and jump through a thousand flaming hoops and then do a kickass cannonball for'em serious.
No I don't have that kind you... that does sound pretty metal. Hey, if I actually ever find some--
Deal!
Urgh no! Shut up! Listen--
Ultimate Fashionista : Junko Enoshima
Bleh, bleh, bleh, I'm Monokuma bleh bleh.
Black and white? Totally lame. Bit of red? Soooo tacky.
Why don't I just kill you all myself at this point!? I got ties you BULLIES!
Wild cuz' I got some too.
But no can bear the sight of your ugly mug.
*Sniff* It's minimalist and cool.
Ultimate Baseball Star : Leon Kuwata
Scram, bam, hear that? You hit it out of the park today, run home, and leave the door open on your way out. U-um, you h-handsome bear, please?
Finally, a little bit of kindness. Well I'll take my--@#$! you!
And while--
Ultimate Gambler : Celeste Ludenberg
Hey.
It seems the conversation has gone, off the rails, yes?
I would bet a fortune this was a trap set by our headmaster.
N--
Ultimate Pop Sensation : Sayaka Maizono
"No, you're all just dumb."
Mind reader!
Well, I'm a psychic.
Just kidding, I just have super good intuition!
Ultimate Writing Prodigy : Toko Fukawa
J-j-joking during a time like this, you're all creeps. N-n-not even letting me in the conversation.
Well, I hope one of you end up being the first victim and you cry a lot tonight and catch every disease ever--
Ultimate Martial Artist : Sakura Ogami
You could have said anything at any time. Anything besides that, maybe something more positive. Or productive at all.
"First victim" why are you so sure there'll ever be one? If you want to murder, then come at me now.
That other group on the TV, do you want to make the same mistakes as them? We can all survive this if we collaborate, yes? There must be another way.
Nope, nope, nope.
Ultimate ??? : Kyoko Kirigiri
...
If there's another way, will we find it before anyone dies?
What? Don't say that.
Those contestants trapped inside that place, they killed each other. They were never promised escape for doing so but they did.
They were well aware of the game before entering their prison, we weren't.
If people can do things like that with less motivation than us...
We're different.
Some of those people, they probably had no problem with murder when they came in right? W-Well we do! Besides, Togami and...
...
You've finally accepted the inevitable? People will die, this killing game will make killers out of you! Or maybe even only reveal your true selves all along...
Soon enough you'll be like them and accept these facts and ENJOY this game, puhuhuhuhu!!!
That's it!
This isn't a game to us! We're friends.
Survival then, yeah? Doesn't really matter. You're just like them, nobody cares for each other at the beginning, come on now. You might grow closer to a person or two a day later but there'll always be one that doesn't particularly care about your or someone else's life. That's when people get killed. Then you get closer and closer but there's always someone who cares a little less. It'll sting more and more, and you'll care more and more.
You'll miss the life you had.
And you'll succumb to despair.
You think what do they mean to me?
Then you'll think why did they have to mean so much to me?
Nyohoho, isn't that a bajillion life stories?
"Care more"?
"Friends"? Whatever could've given you that idea?
This may not be a game to you, Naegi. It is to me, nothing more, nothing less.
Being so careless in the first place, it's why all of those people have been hurt.
But if I can't make you care now... I'll care.
It will hurt.
But I will! If any one of you die, I won't move on until this over!
Ahahaha, so heroic, such a sparkling little protag.
Maybe your attitude will rub off on the others? Or maybe your killer won't give a crap!
Well, buh bye for now! I've got a *sigh* lot of work to do! Puhuhu.
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Satoru Fujinuma
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Blud when the fuck did I ask
TODAY BBBBBBB
I spent hours on this efff uuuuuuuuuu >:0 /j
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