OFFICIAL MARIO AWARDS XV CEREMONY

Anton

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Mario Awards XV Opening Script - 5:55 - - Anton
M1 - Best Sound Design - 6:00 - - Koops & Luigi 64DD
M18 - Favorite Mario Party Game - 6:05 - - Turb
M13 - Favorite Level Theme - 6:10 - - Waluigi Time
M4 - Favorite Mario Kart Course - 6:15 - - Goombuigi
M8 - Favorite Art Style - 6:20 - - Koops
M22 - Favorite Mario Party Board - 6:25 - - FWD
M9 - Favorite Add-on Content - 6:30 - - TPG
M19 - Favorite Villain - 6:35 - - Toadbert & tfp
M17 - Favorite Mario RPG - 6:40 - - Kirbyo
M5 - Favorite DK Music Track - 6:45 - - Toadgamer
M28 - Favorite Game Setting - 6:50 - - Anton
M6 - Favorite Wario Music Track - 6:55 - - Superchao
M2 - Favorite Mario Kart Game - 7:00 - - Luigi 64DD
M21 - Favorite Puzzle Game - 7:05 - - Zange
M29 - Favorite Classic Game (GCN/GBA and older) - 7:10 - - Gabumon
Intermission - Anton
M25 - Favorite 2D Mario Level - 7:25 - - InsaneBlathers
M10 - Favorite Mario Lyrical Song - 7:30 - - Zange
M3 - Favorite Mario Platformer - 7:35 - - Ninelevendo
M16 - Favorite Item - 7:40 - - Power Flotzo
M7 - Favorite Yoshi Music Track - 7:45 - - Zange
M26 - Favorite 3D Mario Level - 7:50 - - Waluigi Time
M27 - Favorite Boss Battle - 7:55 - - BBQ Turtle
M11 - Favorite Major Character - 8:00 - - MrConcreteDonkey
M23 - Favorite Game Mechanic - 8:05 - - Reverse Input
M14 - Favorite Species - 8:10 - - Hooded Pitohui
M20 - Favorite Sports Game - 8:15 - - Ninelevendo
M12 - Favorite Supporting Character - 8:20 - - Bazooka Mario
M15 - Favorite Mario Instrumental Track - 8:25 - - TPG
M24 - Favorite Merchandise - 8:30 - - Snack & Woglril
M30 - Favorite Modern Game (Wii/DS and newer) - 8:35 - - Waluigi Time
Mario Awards XV Closing Script - 8:40 - - Anton
 
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Anton

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Welcome to the Official Mario Awards XV Ceremony!

Hello hello hello, and welcome to another Mario Awards Ceremony! The 15th to be exact!!! That means our wiki and community are now 16, eligible to get a permit to drive, consent to medical treatment, and join a trade union! Wow! Gathered here today are peeps from this community who have been here since the 1st ceremony, and some whose 1st ceremony is today.

Big thanks to the Awards Committee who helped make decisions for these polls and how we’re celebrating today, with special thanks given to Turb, Edo, 22, and Hooded Pitohui, with a super extra big special thanks to Ltq who really helped get our poll sorter working right. Each year brings new challenges and I’m glad we’ve got a team that can conquer each one. Also, thanks to our presenters who contributed their wit, humor, and creativity despite otherwise busy schedules to help make this day special!

The fact that I’m having trouble with what to say because I’m just repeating myself year, after year, after year, is a testament to our longevity and connections here, however transient and loose they may feel at times. Mountains crumble, rivers dry, but each August there will be someone drawing their Mario OC presenting an award in a theater.

Without any further delay, because I’m not gonna be able to bear my intro from last year, let’s begin!



Koops is up next with M1 - Best Sound Design!
 

Koops

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Koops and @Reigen Arataka present...


(Credits to @Toadgamer for appearing as the imposter)

#
Nominee
Number of votes
Percentage of votes
1Super Mario Galaxy35119.28%
2Super Mario Odyssey23512.90%
3Paper Mario: The Origami King1588.68%
4Super Mario 3D World + Bowser's Fury1246.81%
5Super Mario Galaxy 21116.10%
6Mario Kart 8 Deluxe1055.77%
7Super Mario 64844.61%
8Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door814.45%
9Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze784.28%
10Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story693.79%
11Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest673.68%
11Luigi's Mansion 3673.68%
13Super Paper Mario663.62%
14Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle482.64%
15Mario & Luigi: Dream Team382.09%
16Super Mario World341.87%
16Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island341.87%
18Paper Mario: Color Splash231.26%
19O. Luigi's Mansion50.27%
19O. Paper Mario50.27%
19O. Super Mario Sunshine50.27%
22O. Mario Kart: Double Dash!!40.22%
23O. Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars30.16%
24O. Donkey Kong Country20.11%
24O. Mario Kart 720.11%
24O. New Super Mario Bros. Wii20.11%
24O. Super Mario Bros.20.11%
24O. Wario Land 420.11%
29O. Donkey Kong 6410.05%
29O. Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon10.05%
29O. Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time10.05%
29O. Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour10.05%
29O. Mario Kart Tour10.05%
29O. Mario Kart Wii10.05%
29O. Mario Party 510.05%
29O. Mario Party DS10.05%
29O. New Super Mario Bros.10.05%
29O. Super Mario 3D World10.05%
29O. Super Mario All-Stars10.05%
29O. Super Mario Bros. 210.05%
29O. Super Mario Kart10.05%
29O. Super Mario Land10.05%
29O. Yoshi's New Island10.05%
29O. Yoshi's Woolly World10.05%
Total Votes: 1821
results table design (c) pidgey 2015, probably



Turb is up next with M19 - Best Mario Party Game!
 

Sou Hiyori

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#16: Mario Party Advance


#11: Mario Party 10


#8: Mario Party 9



: Okay so the rest of the presentation is going to have the doodles get progressively higher quality until they're sitting around a table with like these really cool poses and shading talking about how there's only 4 maps in the game, are they sure they're not holding the maps off from the rest of them- and like, it's going to be scribble quality, it's going to be really pretty good, these are just previews of what's to come, I did them as a set and I'll insert the other missing games

: Well that does sound alright, did you finish it yet?

: No

:

:

: shit

Later...
: None of these drafts are going to work. They're all terrible. "And then they kissed after Yasuko rolled a 10," "her bosom sagged at the thought of getting the coin bonus star," what was I thinking? Awful

: I'm going to need a backup

: But last time I called nobody picked up. I can't go through that presentation setup again. There's only a few hours to go.

: I have to pull out the big guns....!

Even later than before, on the phone...

: Yes- No, I know they edited it in Britain

̶̡̨̬̖̰͌̎͒͌̀̀̓͜͝ ̸̡̡̧͈͓͓̭̮̻̯̠̜̳̓̀͊ͅ ̵̟̹͙̈́̓́̈̄͊͛͆̆̊̌̕ ̶̛̰̑͑͌͊̀̓͒̈́͗͛̈́̚͜ ̵̨̛͙͕̝͙̈̽̅͒͆ ̸̢̧̝̦̬̭̭͔̯̏̿̅̓̃̉̐́͒̎͌͋͋͜͝ͅ ̷̛̫̮̝̳͕̰̦̟̬͍͕̇̂̒̔͊͐͐̽̕ ̵̢̢̛̗̘̥͕̫̜̝̲̲̖̪͛̈̀̃́̏̒͆̆ ̵̧͈̗̘̹͈̝̓͋͑͛̽̑͂̏̀́̋̒̐̄͠ ̷̢̢̨̳̭̣̖̟͖̜̺̝̗̝̉ ̴̛͉̠̬͚̭̰̉̈͌̊͂́̔̎̿ ̵̨̥͙̋̄̃͊̀͛͝ ̵̪͓̹̣͈͉̩̣̫̉̆̂͜͝ ̸̧̲̘̩͍͚̭̠͍̠̰̹̣̃̎̑̄̉̏ ̵̧̝̫͖̫̤̖̭̣͉̍̉͋̋̆̅͋͐̕͝ ̸̻̦͙̠͉̹̦̉͋͂́̔͘͠ ̸̛̙̳̭̰̭̼̹̠̬̜͒̋̽ͅ ̴̡̨̛͉̠̖̼̳̫̰̒̓̐̽̓̎̑̈́̕͜ ̸̢̡̰̤͔͓̤̫̥͎̺̫̗̟̽̏͝ ̷̼͍̌͗̂̒͘̚ ̷̡͚̞̟̳̠̟͇̜̤͓͔̯̦̈́͛̏͑̃͐ͅ ̸̥̤̼͆̏͒̃̍ͅ ̶̨̛̮̟̝̳͇͓̺̦͈͉́͛̒̓͝ ̸̡̢̛̫̖̝̗͕̭̞̜̤̤͚̂͋́̒̔͜ ̸̧̨̜̮͓̹̯̭͖̳͙̯̹̃̔͂͑̍̿̈́̅̎̿̚͜͠͠ ̶͔̻͉͈͖̪̣͊̏͂̈͑̑̾̓̓̄̃̀̋̕ ̵̗̙̱͍͐̽̒͌͊͊͂͘ ̴̢̯͖͈͙̰̩̳͚͐̎̓͐͌́̒̕̕̕ͅ ̸̨̧̝̭̹͕̺̬̓́͂̑̓̀͝ ̷̢̢̰͙͗͂̂͂̆̊̆̈͌̎̈́̀͝ ̸̨̧̛̼̘͍̣͍͉͉̳̗̝͖̦̩͑͂̒̓̿͒̀̎̃ ̶̨̰̭̪͇̦̗͌͝ ̸̢̢̧̗̫̥͕̬̏̇̿̑́͛̚̚͠͠ͅ ̷̨̝̭̦̻̙̳͚̙̊͂̀̏̋̊̍͐̑͐́͒̌̐̚ ̸̮̃́̊͐͐́̉̓̀̾̕͝͝͝ ̶̨̗̭̗̳̫̀́̃̐͒̈́̏͝͝͝ͅ ̶͖̠̉͋̐͋̌̂̕͠ ̶̠̿̇͆̽̈́̽̌̄̚̕̚͝͠ ̸̲͙̯̼͉̺̦̖̩̉̅̈̏̀̾̄̀̍̽̈́ ̸̧̛̛̲͐͊̄̀͊̂͐́̚ ̸̡̫͖͒̄̾͒̊̀̇͒́̾̚͜͝ ̷̳͈͚͎͇͚̱̝̹̻̘̩̬̏́̔̂͝ ̶̧͍̖̝̩̦̪̫̙͕͖͉͉͖̭͆̈́̉̊̈̄͠ ̶̘̺̩̞̼̮̗͈́̾̅̈́̎̈͌͗̇͘͝ ̸̺͙̭̯̜͎̪̫͔͉̪̫́̆̀̃̉͝ ̴̡̩̫͚̘̲̲̦̒̓̓̈́̒͌̋̇̍͛̿̑͝͝ ̵͎̜̮́̓́͂̐͒̋́͘ ̸̨͇̮͕̬̻̰̫̱͙̰̣̐̎ͅ ̶̛̻̞̤̏̆̎̇̐͌ ̶̛̝̝̹͙̯͔̏͊̓̔́͠ ̵̪̞͓͈͔̣͆͆͂̏̏͌̃̒͐̈̉̿͘͝ ̵̬̙͓̦͕̰͙̦̟̘̅̈́̑̊̅ͅ ̶̛̳̞͆̔̈̾́̌̀ ̶͚̭̻̜̝͎͇̝̬̏̈́͗͒͆ͅ ̶̤͗͆̂̉̋̈̔̇͝ ̵̧̡̤͚͎̣̞̙̰̣̲͔̞̝̋̓̚͠ͅ ̸̡͈͈͍̗̬̗̩̯͓͉͖̗̄̄̂͒̚͠ͅ ̴̙̩̬̫̈́̂̂̾̎̄͑͐̈̋̇́̎̕͠ ̴̧̢̧͕͈̪̺̣̦̝̮͔̩͌͘ ̵̨̧̩̬͚̺̹͈͎͉̼͇̽̈́̄̈́̈́̆̊̔̐̐̚̚͜ ̵̯͔͓̮̘͖̦̄̑̑̓̓͌͐̚͝ ̶̧̹̦̻̫͔̪̼̻̺̟̬́̉̀͗̚͘͝͠

: Bro I know I'm sorry the americans are stupid meninists

̸̢̻̹̬̮͙̪͈͓̝͇̺͓̥͚͛̐͑̎̆͘̕͜͜͝͝ ̵̨̢̡̢̺̞͚̥͖̤̜̥͚̪͙̱̭͍̩̳̼̪̻̭͕͇̯̖̗̗̈́̓̽̔̋̀͆̑͋̕͜ ̸͔͇͓̣̲̲̯͈̖̖̥̫͇͍̻̲̝̃̃̽͂͂̓̿̋͛̆͛̏͗̾̾̀̋̎̑̒̏̆̅͘͝͠ͅ ̵̛̛̛̮͇̩̣̰̞̰̞̝̯̰̟͎̣̭̣̙̩͍̙̫͖̦͕͍͙̙͂͆̔̏̄̂͐̆̊̽̓̊̑͒̓͑̏̓̄̚͜͝͝͠ ̴̨̧̢͙̗̟̠͇͖̤͕̖̳̖͎̠̖̙͉͙͙͓͕̯̬̥̞̺͇̳͙͍͙̠͇͉̪̌͋̌̊̾͋̋̏̇́̉́̔̇̄͑̄̇̆̓̆̈́̑̌̇̒̚̚͝͝ͅ ̸̨̢̥̦̲̲̥̙͉̥̟͑́̓̋͒́̇̏̉́̃̀̿̓̆̽̂̊̂͆̏̿͗̌̌́̂̇͘̚͠ ̸̬̜̞̳͓̤̤͔̦͇͇̘͇͛̋͜ ̸̧̛̪̋̓ ̵̢̛̛͍̯͕͔͍͇͓̫̞̦̱͕̣̱̫̫͚̰͙͍̪̟̪͎̞͍̦̱̬̜̲͇̥̓̽̍̔̾̀̈́͛͊̃̓̎͛́̆̎̃̈́̆͗̾̋̚̚͝͠ͅ ̶̡̢̨̨̡͎̳͇̥͍̤̤͖͚̤̻̥̳̦̼̗͈̟͇͐̏̓͒͒̌̋̎̂͌̽͊͜͜ ̴̢̧̖͈̙̭̲̪͇͚̖̠̤͚̹̭̠͔̟͍̰̭̥̰̪͖̳͎͐̿̒̽̓̿̌̒̄̄͋̅͗̏̍͊̕͝͠͝ͅ ̴̧̢̤͓͈̖̝̻͚̰̠̗̮͙̦̙̪̮̞͍̻̗͈̲̬̥̠̖͈̰̜̥̩͈̲̊́̎̓̀̀̊̔̐̏̿̕͝ ̸̗͓͓̆̈́̚ ̷̧̡̡̛̛͓̙͉͓̳̲͚̜̱̗͉̥͙̩͕̳̩̹̘͉͈̯̫̯̐͆̈̄̉́̂͗̈́͗̈́͐̒̓̔͒̈̃̄̒̾̈́̕ ̵̧̨̢̡̛̛̛̥͍͈͍͎͚̟̳͎̪̠̈̐̓̈́̔̈́̊͆͆͑͜͠ͅ ̵̝̗̰̼͕̏̓͂͝ͅ ̵̡͎͔̫̣͈͇̘͍̥̳͙̥̜̰͙̩̻̭͙̞͓̌͊̍̊̓̈́̿́̑͋͆̏̓̒̽̃͑̈́̉̀̒̉̊̎̔̒̅͘̚̚̚͝ͅ ̸͚̭͇̄͛̊ ̶͓͋̾̈́̾̒͑͌͒̏̓̃̉̆̑͘͘͠ ̴̰̦̩̪̮͙̘̘̗̜̯̳̹̺̺̱̙̼̙̯̜͖͕̿̅͊́̀̍͒̈́̽͊̾̍͛́̐̌͋͌͆̌͒́͂̿̑̌̚̕͜͜͜͝͝͝ͅͅͅ ̵̮̲̣̖̬̦̝̫̜͙̆͗͑̏̍͌̇̉̽̈́̊͒͌̃̓͒̚ͅ ̷̢̡̧̲̻͖̻̥͈̭̻̳̮̖̟̤̘̖͓̪̤̫̜͇͈̬̭͕͇̣͕̬̺̔͊̔͛͋̈́̒̐̅̅̊̽͛̆̄̒̊̾̿͘̕̕͜͝ ̴̡̧̧͈̣͙̻̝̰̖͇̗̥͍͍̂̆̄̍̇̉͛̑̽̔̎̓̒͒͊͋͝͝ ̴̧̯̟̹̖͉̭̩̦͉̦̘̪̀͜ͅ ̶̨̢̡͎̜̗͚͎̘̟̝̲̱̙̦̲͎̝͉̞̮͖̮̥̗̳͈͈͚͇̝͕̞̈ ̷̨̛̥̯̞̲̱͖̥̰̫̪̬̖̪̫̩͎̹̟͐̀̓̃̇̂͌̂̎̀̌͝ ̶̧̫̹̬̞̬̭̬̤͔̟͓͛̀̽͊̑̄̐̓̒͐̓̾́̐̅̒̀̓̂͒͑̿̀̓̌̃͂̌̒̆͗̽̕͘̚͝͝ ̶̛̗̹̗̫̩̗̩̙̜͙͙̲̖̝͚̗͚̙̜̙̖͖̤̙͍̝̣̺͖̖̱̺͖̲̎̋͂̍̀̉̑̋̈́͆̑̏̃͐̉͐̐̈̓͌̑͋̔͐͛͜͜͝ͅ ̸̧̪͙̳̫̞̰͇̩̗͚̰͙̤͈̥̭̻͇̪͚͍̞̳͓̹͇̼̓̀͐̿͊̑̇̌̀͌̍̄͛̈́͆̏̓͗̿̽̈́̔͋̊͘̕̕͜͜͠ ̸̧̰̾̾̔̿́̋̌͋̂̑̅̀̃̃͋̂̎̑̈́̄̓́̋̂̃̀͊̑̕̚͠͠ ̸̡̧̦̥̜̦̣͚̤͕̥̠̲͓̹͔̤͔̜̬͖͚̬̺̤̱̦͍͔͎̰̱̖͇͖̿̒̏̄͌̇̽͜͝ ̷̧̘̠̫͓̮̣̹̲̖̻̪̙̬͓̣̠̠̦̥̊̈́̊̀̃̈́̃̂̂̋͆̄̔́̉́̔̈́̔͜͝͠ͅ ̶̧̠̠̘̹̘̰͕̬̰͇̠̺̹̗̦͍̣͉̎͑̏̐̇̀̒̃́̃͊̀̊͒̃̐̑̏͌̆̅͆͘͠ ̷̨̢͕̩̝̩̰̬̥̺̠̪̝̹̝̭̲͎̝͔̻̬̥̘͉̖͓͎͊̀͐́͐̅̈͆͗͛̀̀̌̆̄͌̄͐̇͗͑̍̀̌͆́̌͊͑͠ͅ ̷̧̧̢̢̹̙̥͙̤̤͓̩̗̰͈̞̙̯̭̘̞̪̱̮̻̹͚̼̣͖̰̮͉̔̆̋̈́̈͜ ̸̢̛̰͚͍̬͓̲̲̜̭̫̤̜̪͕̟͍̻͓̳̟̪͓̘̖̬͔͔͕̻̙̼̟͛͒͊̈̓̑̔͊̉̓̽̐̇́͐̆͋́̀̈́̉̇̔͛̂̌̈͋͘͘̚͜͝͠ͅͅ ̶̨̨̢̻̦͖̝͖͕̖̖̭̠͈̹͇̝̭͈̒̌̆̈́̊̋̄̾̆̃̚̕̕̕͜͜͜ͅ ̴̨̨̛͕̗̹̠͇̰͇̪̰̙͚̭͚͕͖̟̝͓̯͊̽̾̿̈́̀̋̆̇͑̎͐͑̾̅̄̐͒̏͌̋͝͠͠ͅ ̸̧̡̭̗̯̲̙͖̘̙̺̩̮͈̦̥̱͎̝̙̦̱̼̲͇̗͕͖̃̊ ̸̡̢͙͕̼͎͇͇͕̗̟̗̫̬̫̠̟̫͔̞̞͉̗̲̲̹̼͖͐̆̑̌̆̏͋̆͋͐̔͛͊̈̄͝ͅͅ ̵̢̨̖͓̲͔͈̠̭͇̦̗̝̠͖̩̗̺̝̖͈̙̘̬͑̀̓͂̈́͂̋͐͐́̄̀̾̈́͌̀̽̕͘͝͝ ̶̧̡̡̨̙̣̲̹̯̘͔̯̩̻̹̫̱͔͕͕̘̘̦̜̝̰̝̗͍̈́͑̈́͛͒͐̎͛͌̾͐̓͑̃̋̂̄̒̈́͒̊̈́̇̂̑̈́̽̏̿̚̕͠ͅ ̵̢̨̩͔̺̬̻̖̱̻͖̜͇͈̰̲͇͕̠̭̩̻͎͖̲̭̺̫̔̏̐́̑́̇͐̃͛̓͜͝ͅ ̶̩̗͙̠͇̙͙̭͔̦́̓͆̊̃̓̈́͛̀̽̿̾̽̈́͛̒́̐͐͗̕ ̸̧̨̧̜̗̥͍͖͙̲̞̣̯͇̲͖̱̋̍̊͐̽̿̋̐͐̃̈́͋͗̅̒́̽̐͌͘̚̕͘̕̚̚͘ ̵̨̡̧͍̖͈̜̖͓͖͖̱̱̗̗͓͉̪̲̹̫̭̲̤͛̇̍̒̋́̋̀̍͗̑̈̔͆̓̍̈́̿̒͛̈̉̕͘͠͠ ̴̨̫͖̠͇͈̈̔͊̉͗̒̎̍͑̏̓̀̉͊̈́̾͆̐̆̄̌̽̾̀̍̑̌̐́̏͘͘̕̚͝ ̴̖̘̤͑̓͑̍̎̊͒́̽͊̉̈́̐͋̈́̊̊̍͆̆͘ ̷̧̨̨͍͙̣̳̠̠̠͔̪̝̠͋͌̔̂̉̽̿͆̌͑̿̎̓̅̌͌͐̕͘͘ ̶̡̛̛̝͉͎͈̭̲̩͎̦̳͍̘̀͑͆͒̽̐̄̐̿̂̆̈́̔̽̓̈́̐̅̽̒́̔̄̀͑̐͑̀͘͘͘̕͜͝͠͝ ̵̧̡̨̛̗͉̠̣̣̱̤̣̗͙̩͖̫̟̜̗̬̭͙̲̀̓̒̆̾̒̈́́̂̀̇́̐̀͑͋̉̆̽͆͆̂͋͌͑̔̌́͜͝͠͝ ̴̡̛̜̜̬̼̱̹̳̹̦̜̺͚̹̠̭̲̟̽̀́͋̾͆̓͊͂̂̍̂̈́̾́̚͘͜͝ͅ ̸̱͕̦̱͍̺̏̋̀͑̆̂͊̂̌̈́̅̔͋̈́̏̏̋͊̓̕͜͜͜ ̵̝̳̞̗̪͈͈̳̾͋͋̉͑͛͛͒̄̈́̉͗̿̅̏̏̾̕̕͝ ̴̡̧̳̹͈̣̲͎͓̟̝͙̳̳̪͔͓̫̠͚̬̬͓̖̲͖͔͉̼̺̩̗̦̩͂̌̊͆̓͊̅̂̔̽̊̂͆͒̔̿̔̽̊͑̅̋́̆͛̔͛̽̀͋͜͝͝ ̷̧̢̖̣̖̘̱̫͇̺̭͚̘̬͖̯̝͔̩̑̈́̈́̀̆̎͑̈́̄̋͋̾̾̏͋̈̀̚͠ ̴̛̛̝͓̦̲͍̙͕̜̦̜̥͕̺̲̻̠̪̮̼̼̒̈́̔͐̿̍͋̓̽̍͌̂͛͒̋̒͑̊̈́͛̎̑͂̎̔̕͝ ̶̗͎̖̬͙̼͊͗̆̑͛̃̉́̊̐̍̀̕͝ ̴̨̡̧̥̭̤̱̬̼̯̫̣̯͍̦̹̤̤̼̼̗̣͙̖̖͕̘̯̱͕͎̘̪̼̭̮̆͐̌͛̆͠ ̴̢̡̙͍̬̮̺̻̠̠̭̩̟̖̖̘̥͚̜̿̈́̈́͋́̌̎̅̍͌͊̔̒̚͜͜͜ͅ ̵̹̘̮͈̩͇͙̼͕̰̫̤̘͉̗͈̯̳͇̩̝͛̈͛̾̀͌̂̾̒̈́̀͒̏̾̚͜͝ͅͅ ̶̡̠̞̤̞͕̒̔̐̆̀̎̆̂̄̉̉̇̂̃̚

: Okay I wont say bro anymore. Can you just help me get something written on time?

̵̞͑ ̷̬́ ̶̈́ͅ ̸̪͋ ̷͉̀ ̴͔̈́ ̴̯͝ ̸͚̽ ̸̹̚ ̴̬̿ ̶̞̐ ̷̛͔ ̵̦͂ ̵͉̓ ̸͙̔ ̶̞̓ ̴̣̊ ̴͚̈́ ̴͓̂ ̸̰̀ ̶̠̑ ̶̠̚ ̶̭͋ ̵̯͝ ̵͎͠ ̷̣̍ ̴͕̂ ̸͕͂ ̵̬͋ ̷̤̐ ̶̼͌ ̷̥̀ ̶͚͊ ̷̰͛ ̵̲̀ ̶̭̏ ̶̥̀ ̸͓̀ ̶̞͠ ̵̨̏ ̴̯͠ ̶̯́ ̶̘̏ ̶̗̌ ̴̞͑ ̶̠̚ ̷͔͊ ̸̮̍ ̶̲͆ ̴̳̇ ̵̧̄ ̸̙̔ ̶̟̚ ̶̟̐ ̵͔́ ̴̫̉ ̷͔̍ ̶̩͌ ̶͈̽ ̵͎́ ̴̖̒ ̸͔͝

: Yes okay I'll send an escape helicopter in a week jesus, I just need some words sent over about the top 3, they're going to kill me-

???: God FINE, I'll do it.

: Thanks

So much later that I got tired of making this joke

: Uhhh hello everybody and welcome to M18 Favorite Mario Party Game 2021, I definitely finished this one prior to the ceremony

: Nobody would have accused you of that if you didnt bring it up

: you got me there

: Allow me to dramatically read-

: Oh no




Read the CONTENT WARNINGS before READING THE FIC!! Jimin antis are PREVENTED from gazing upon this paper. That means you, you BEDSHEET FUCK!
WARNING: Drarry, Marioshi, microphilia (nonsexual), problematic age gap (18/17), incest (one-sided), cruciatus curse, pre-Durmstrang, darkfic

Chapter One: Lost on the Hogwarts express


It was another fine day in Mushroom land and Mario and his friends were sitting around listening to the latest BTS single on the grass outside Peach's castle. Suddenly they were teleported to a train and were knocked out but when they woke up they didn't recognize anything nearby.

"Where are we" said Mario. Mario was known for being on top of things usually but this was out of his league. He looked to his friend Yoshi for advice.

"It seems we're in a train" thought Yoshi. "I sense a powerful wizard here."

That's right, Mario pontificated. He knew that only wizards could do such a thing to them. However outside of some other schools in other countries Hogwarts was the only wizard school around. And it was definitely the only one with a train. They had to have been on the hogwarts express.

Luigi sat up from the bench on the train holding a strange white stick with buttons on it . "Brother" he explained "I woke up with this in my hand, do you know what it is?"

Peach looked at the three males and knew that they had no idea what was happening. So she steppd in to stay something. "That is a magic wand. you were chosen by wizards luigi"

Mario and Yoshi felt a bit jealous. Despite how close they were and how time stood still for both of them when they talked neither of them were selected to go to the wizard schools. But maybe now that they're on the train together there could be hope for them.

"W-w-w-w-w-well," huffed Luigi "I think my bro deserves it more-"

Suddenly they were interrupted by a door opening. A small strange turtle came out of the door and started to cackle at them, his face turning bright red as a tomato from laughter.

"You fools!!!" he screamed. "I'll turn this train tragic, this ticket sp*stic!"

"NO!"

Yoshi yelled and then he too manifested a wand, but he also had another thing next to it that looked like a nanchak (sp? Sorry to any of my Japanese readers!) and he used his powers to INSTANTLY cancel the turtle. He died immediately and exploded into snow fluttering down. It was a reflection of the power in yoshi's soul, the purity in his heart.

Mario said nothing but he looked into Yoshis eyes and he knew. He knew that he was the one for him. "Dont look at me like that you little weasel" Yoshi scoffed. "We have to get out of here."

Peach told Luigi to cast a teleportation spell and he did and they left to go on to the next area. [Author's note: I need to do research on Mario Party DS. Don't read this out at the ceremony!!]

Chapter Two: Pomona Sprout's greenhouse

Where are we now?? Luigi cried out. He didn't know just like his brother didn't know. It ran in the family sometimes even if they were smarter than most boys because they respected women.

Peach explains that they were in a garden, but because they were on the hogwarts express they were teleported to the greenhouse there. They'd finally made it to Scotland. but there was one problem.

They were all much tinier than they should have been. It was another curse placed on them (Reducio, Yoshi remembered from his dark arts studied and told them). How would they get out of this?

Peach stepped up. She was always eloquent and talent but felt that people only made her the ruler for her looks. She was determined to work past that stereotype and study very hard and earn her position. She was considered one of the smartest in the Kingdom. "We need to defeat that plant" - she countered , pointing to a very overgrown red thing that was drooling looking at them. "I may not have magic but I know I have smarts. That's why I'm going to defeat it."

Mario thought this was bad. He always respected peach and loved her platonically so that's why he didn't want her to die. He didn't have eyes for her soul and felt lost in the world but he'd be even more lost without her.

"Haha," Yoshi interjected. "What, did your mum instill that in you? You don't understand. Wizarding is the world of men, Princess," he concluded. He knew he was better than her and he knew that she didn't even like listening to BTS with them. She probably stanned EXO instead. She was all around a load of bollocks really.

Luigi had to be held back by Mario "You cant say that! What did YOUR mum instill in YOU you daft incel? I bet you've never touched a lady in your life--"

Mario was petrified while he thought "luigi dont" but then he looked up to the sky and saw someething fall down with a crack of thunder. Peach too got a wand but it was shaped like a long sword with a strange tip on top. Maybe a stylus of some sort.

"impossible" Yoshi said.

"No, it is possible, and I'll show you"

Peach used her magic to lift the plant 2.5 meters above the ground [convert this to feet later] and she threw it out of the garden and past the fence. Also she threw a bomb in its mouth with her other spells. They'd won. "Imperium leviosa," she mused, twirling her dress around with a flourish.

"Hmph", Yoshi sighed. "I'll show you. We still have somewhere else to go. I believe we're still stuck in the Mushroom Land cursed to fall asleep all because of that music you brought us." He had to admit Butter was a good song though. "We'll go somewhere else now.

Chapter Three: Super Hallowe'en Feast
Credit to ourstarlesscity on AO3!


Take her to the moon for me, okay?

“W-what? Mario, no! Turn it off - why did i agree to watch this… m-movie? Mother, why are you laughing? This whole film is so fucking sad-” Yoshi wailed, flinging his arms around Mario and sobbing into his chest. “Oh sweet Salazar, I think I might die!”

“There, there,” Mario soothed, patting Yosho back. He sent Peach an amused grin over the top of his husband’s ducked head.

“Princess… What have you put your son and I through? This wretched teleneviser-” Harry hid his snort at Ligi’ mispronunciation of television and resumed soothing his distraught husband.

“It’s just a movie, Draco, it’s okay.” Mario whispered.

‘It’s not! What if my imaginary friend is dying in a messed up ball pit in my head because my brain is broken!” Mario smiled at Yoshi.

“Your brain’s not broken, there’s nothing to be worried about, my love.” He laid a soft kiss on Yoshi’s head and hugged him closer - as amusing as this is, he hated seeing his husband cry.

“Mario?” He looked up at Peach. “Perhaps it’s time for you to put your husband to bed while I care for mine,” she smiled, running her hand through Luigis’ long hair.

Mario nodded.

“We’ll see you… soon? When Yoshi’s not sad anymore.”

“I will forever be sad Harry! ”

As the green flames envelop him and Yoshi, he smiles to himself because, really.

There is no one in the world he could love more than his husband.
Mario and Yoshi teleported to Kamek's Board in super mario party with the others and they were almost blinded by the light there. It was nothing but bright yellow colour all around. How could anyone live like this?

Not helping things was that Mario was jealous - everyone else was selected to be a wizard except him. Yoshi was selected because he was kind and loving beneath his exterior - he cancelled that awful Death Eater after all, just blew him to bits - and Peach clearly deserved it because of her skill. His brother was a no brainer too but he was too scared to use his magic because he'd been worried of killing someone. Mario wanted it to be his time soon but maybe he'd have to confess his feelings to yoshi first.

"Wait," Mario interjected. "There's no board host here. No bosses. All I see are buildings and those blue spaces. Lots of yellow."

"That's very observant. That's because we killed him on the train. He's dead, Harry."

No -

Mario turned around. That was Luigi's voice. Luigi laughed at him and pulled out his wand, now turned into a different similar looking buttoned contraption. "I bet you didn't expect that, big bro."

"Luigi why?" Peach pleaded with him. Tears welled up in her eyes as she knew what was happening once more but couldn't accept it in her heart.

"I'm tired of being the second fiddle to Yoshi always! You never loved me after he came into our lives bro! That's why I cursed us to come here. We're all in a dream and I'm going to get rid of you here and now."

'Luigi it was never about that! I never loved you like that! Gods above you're so below my level and that would be such a problematic relationship that I can't," Mario choked out.

"That's what I mean!" Luigi readied his wand with a killing curse. He pointed it at Mario and prepared to fire.

Yoshi jumped in front of Mario at the last second "Oh no you don't you little fuck!" He was hit, struck dying to the floor, but he didn't instantly die like all the others.

"Yoshi, no, God," Mario cried, wetness streaming onto his mustache. "I always loved you! Don't you fucking die on me!"

"Mario, it wouldn't work," he laughed in pain. "I'm 17... you're a year older... it never would've worked. What would the masses have thought?"

"Just because you're one year below doesn't mean our love isn't real!!"

Mario shouted to the heavens and he, too, was blessed with magic. It was a red controller like his evil Brother Luigis was, but luigi's was in black. "No, that's not-" Luigi said, interrupting himself.

Mario put yoshi down on the ground as he slowly passed away and readied his own killing curse at Luigi. "You took him away from me!"

Luigi put his hands up to his face to shield himself but it was too late. He, too, was cancelled by those who needed to be cancelled. No justice existed in the world, as it was controlled by men's rights activists, just as it always had been.

"It's done."

Peach put her hand on Mario's shoulder. "What are you going to do now?"

"I'm going to honor Yoshi's memory and live on. I'm going to go to Durmstrang and learn the dark arts."

"Let me help you there then."

Mario and Peach did wake up eventually and they were all alive including Luigi and Yoshi, but for the time being Mario went to Durmstrang as he said he would while Peach went to Hogwarts to refine her craft. She graduated top of her class and got the prettiest student award.

[Author's note you went over the amount of words you paid me for so I'm ending it here. Pay up bucko!!]

~Fin~

#
Nominee
Number of votes
Percentage of votes
1Super Mario Party27215.52%
2Mario Party DS22712.95%
3Mario Party 822612.89%
4Mario Party 218010.27%
5Mario Party 61327.53%
6Mario Party 31267.19%
7Mario Party 71025.82%
8Mario Party 9945.36%
9Mario Party 4905.13%
10Mario Party 5724.11%
11Mario Party 10703.99%
12Mario Party502.85%
13Mario Party: Star Rush362.05%
14Mario Party: Island Tour301.71%
15Mario Party: The Top 100281.60%
16Mario Party Advance181.03%
Total Votes: 1753
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Anton

kero?
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Do I have to add the blue thing under the post manually or does it appear automatically?
The 'up next' is already included in the Code box I sent to you to copy/paste, ready to go when it's your time to post :bowser: :thumbup:
 

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Dr. Waluigi Frankentime

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#
Nominee
Number of votes
Percentage of votes
1Space/Moon20111.10%
2City/Town1709.39%
2Feudal Japan1709.39%
4Beach1317.23%
5Factory/Industrial1287.07%
6Grassland1196.57%
7Food/Sweets1116.13%
8Snow/Ice1015.58%
9Ghost House965.30%
10Carnival915.02%
11Airship894.91%
12Sky804.42%
13Castle764.20%
14Jungle703.87%
15Fire/Lava542.98%
16Mountain372.04%
17Desert341.88%
18Underground231.27%
19O. Underwater50.28%
20O. Dark/Evil30.17%
21O. Amusement Park20.11%
21O. Autumn20.11%
21O. Casino20.11%
21O. Forest20.11%
21O. Train20.11%
26O. Cat10.06%
26O. Giant Land10.06%
26O. Ice/Fire10.06%
26O. Music10.06%
26O. Neon lights10.06%
26O. Night10.06%
26O. Robot10.06%
26O. Ruins10.06%
26O. Russia10.06%
26O. Tower/Fortress10.06%
26O. Toys10.06%
26O. Underground Lava10.06%
Total Votes: 1811
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Camwoodstock

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If I had a nickel everytime a 2021 Awards Ceremony referenced Waluigi Cereal, I'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?
 

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The Gooigi-fied Goomba
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#
Nominee
Number of votes
Percentage of votes
1Waluigi Pinball28115.20%
2Coconut Mall19010.28%
3N64 Rainbow Road (MK8)1367.36%
4Mount Wario1337.19%
5Rainbow Road (MK7)1216.54%
6Electrodrome904.87%
6Neo Bowser City904.87%
8Maple Treeway884.76%
9Rainbow Road (MKWii)733.95%
10Airship Fortress703.79%
11Baby Park643.46%
12Bowser's Castle (MK64)623.35%
13Big Blue542.92%
14Mushroom Gorge532.87%
15Koopa Cape502.70%
16Wario Colosseum452.43%
17Grumble Volcano341.84%
18Animal Crossing281.51%
19O. Rainbow Road (MK64)100.54%
20O. Wild Woods90.49%
21O. DK Mountain80.43%
21O. Hyrule Circuit80.43%
23O. Toad's Turnpike70.38%
24O. Sunshine Airport50.27%
24O. Toad's Factory50.27%
26O. Bowser's Castle (MKWii)40.22%
26O. Cheese Land40.22%
26O. Delfino Square40.22%
26O. Maka Wuhu40.22%
26O. Moo Moo Meadows40.22%
26O. Rainbow Road (SMK)40.22%
26O. Super Bell Subway40.22%
26O. Wario's Gold Mine40.22%
26O. Yoshi Valley40.22%
35O. Daisy Circuit30.16%
35O. Dino Dino Jungle30.16%
35O. Music Park30.16%
35O. Ninja Hideaway30.16%
35O. Rainbow Road (MK8)30.16%
35O. Royal Raceway30.16%
35O. Shy Guy Falls30.16%
35O. Sky Garden30.16%
35O. Sweet Sweet Canyon30.16%
35O. Tick-Tock Clock30.16%
35O. Toad Harbor30.16%
35O. Yoshi Circuit30.16%
47O. Cloudtop Cruise20.11%
47O. Daisy Cruiser20.11%
47O. DK Summit20.11%
47O. Excitebike Arena20.11%
47O. Koopa Troopa Beach20.11%
47O. Luigi's Mansion20.11%
47O. Mario Kart Stadium20.11%
47O. New York Minute20.11%
47O. Piranha Plant Slide20.11%
47O. Rainbow Road (MK:DD!!)20.11%
47O. Rainbow Road (MKDS)20.11%
47O. Ribbon Road20.11%
47O. Rosalina's Ice World20.11%
47O. SNES Rainbow Road (MK8)20.11%
47O. Waluigi Stadium20.11%
47O. Wario Stadium (MK64)20.11%
47O. Water Park20.11%
64O. Banshee Boardwalk10.05%
64O. Bowser Castle (MKDS)10.05%
64O. Bowser Castle 4 (MK:SC)10.05%
64O. Bowser's Castle (MK7)10.05%
64O. Bowser's Castle (MK8)10.05%
64O. Cheep Cheep Beach10.05%
64O. Choco Mountain10.05%
64O. Dry Dry Ruins10.05%
64O. Frappe Snowland10.05%
64O. GBA Cheese Land (MK8)10.05%
64O. GBA Ribbon Road (MK8)10.05%
64O. GCN Dry Dry Desert (MK8)10.05%
64O. GCN Sherbet Land (MK8)10.05%
64O. GCN Yoshi Circuit (MK8)10.05%
64O. Ice Ice Outpost10.05%
64O. Luigi Raceway10.05%
64O. luigi_course (MKDS pre-release)10.05%
64O. Mario Circuit (MK8)10.05%
64O. Mario Circuit 1 (SMK)10.05%
64O. Moonview Highway10.05%
64O. Mute City10.05%
64O. N64 Royal Raceway (MK8)10.05%
64O. N64 Yoshi Valley (MK8)10.05%
64O. Peach Gardens10.05%
64O. Sherbet Land (MK:DD!!)10.05%
64O. Twisted Mansion10.05%
64O. Vancouver Velocity10.05%
64O. Wii Moo Moo Meadows (MK8)10.05%
64O. Wuhu Loop10.05%
Total Votes: 1849
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