OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS XIII CEREMONY

Camwoodstock

where's the her/him pronouns help i'm genderfluid
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Camwoodstock
Limited time availability of products? That's boring! All of our cereals are permanently available! You can go to the store right now in the middle of watching this commercial and buy any of them! Cool, right?
This joke is especially ironic as the Mario cereal with the amiibo chip was in fact limited edition. I don't know if the joke about the cereals somehow being limited edition was intentional, I just wanted to point it out.
 

kanaya

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I have one question for you.

Can a video game... feel rage?



Actually, here's a better question.

Who wants to hate on some video games?

Introducing Panic at the Awards 2: Heinous Disappointing Games, a free game for you to play, right now. Starring your Fail Director, Turb, AND the top 3 nominees for this award. Talk to them? Become their enemy? Tell jokes behind their back? This game has more options and more choices than the original, all accounting for the small timeslot. You can download it and play it right now!

Link to download (click this line)
POST-CEREMONY DISCLAIMER (FOR ARCHIVAL READERS):
The download page linked here is intentionally broken. There is nothing for you to download. You must watch the video to experience the presentation.


Don't want to download a strange file from the internet? This time, there's also a video playthrough, which you can find below.


Special thanks to LTQ for hosting the file on his site. He truly is the best. The .zip file contains all 3 builds of the game (for PC, Mac and Linux). I dearly hope you enjoy it.​

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Nominee
Number of votes
Percentage of votes
1Paper Mario: Sticker Star41422.04%
2Super Mario 3D All-Stars20210.76%
3Mario Party: The Top 10018910.06%
4Mario Kart Tour1357.19%
5Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash1296.87%
6Super Mario Maker for Nintendo 3DS1266.71%
7Super Mario All-Stars Limited Edition854.53%
8Super Mario Party774.10%
9New Super Mario Bros. 2663.51%
10Yoshi's New Island623.30%
11Mario Party 9532.82%
12Mario Party 10492.61%
12Super Mario Sunshine492.61%
14Diddy Kong Racing DS422.24%
15Yoshi's Crafted World402.13%
16Mario & Sonic at the Sochi 2014 Olympic Winter Games291.54%
17Super Paper Mario281.49%
18Mario Party: Island Tour251.33%
19O. Paper Mario: Color Splash90.48%
20O. Paper Mario: The Origami King80.43%
21O. Mario Kart 8 Deluxe60.32%
22O. Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam50.27%
22O. Super Mario Odyssey50.27%
24O. Mario's Time Machine30.16%
24O. Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door30.16%
24O. Super Mario Bros.30.16%
27O. Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story20.11%
27O. Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games Tokyo 202020.11%
27O. Mario Kart Live: Home Circuit20.11%
27O. Mario Party Advance20.11%
27O. Super Mario 3D World20.11%
27O. Super Mario 3D World + Bowser's Fury20.11%
27O. Super Mario Run20.11%
34O. Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story + Bowser Jr.'s Journey10.05%
34O. Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games10.05%
34O. Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle10.05%
34O. Mario Golf: Super Rush10.05%
34O. Mario Kart 710.05%
34O. Mario Kart: Double Dash!!10.05%
34O. Mario Party 810.05%
34O. Mario Party DS10.05%
34O. Mario Sports Superstars10.05%
34O. Mario Tennis Aces10.05%
34O. Mario Tennis Open10.05%
34O. Mario vs. Donkey Kong10.05%
34O. Mario vs. Donkey Kong: Mini-Land Mayhem!10.05%
34O. Super Mario 6410.05%
34O. Super Mario Bros. 210.05%
34O. Super Mario Galaxy 210.05%
34O. Super Mario Land10.05%
34O. Super Mario Maker10.05%
34O. Super Mario Maker 210.05%
34O. Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island10.05%
34O. Wario Land: Super Mario Land 310.05%
34O. Yoshi's Island DS10.05%
Total Votes: 1878
results table design (c) pidgey 2015, probably



Turb is up next with the Fail Awards XIII Closing Script!
 
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Camwoodstock

where's the her/him pronouns help i'm genderfluid
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Camwoodstock
Okay so not only did one of you make a banger of a song, one of you made a game. This year's Fail Awards are anything but a failure, 's what I'm getting at
 

Sou Hiyori

miss sara it seems i'm stuck on marioboards.com
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credit to rose​

I remembered to thank LTQ in the opening this year but everyone should thank him and Anton and all the other people again anyway. Thanks LTQ!! As part of my closing gimmick today I am presenting a selection of images that people submitted to me:

credit to gba
credit to tpg
credit to rose again
credit to gba 2

Mario soon! As before, I hope everyone is enjoying the awards especially since we're really only about halfway over. Take a minute during the break to find your nearest presenter and thank them (and also play/watch F15)! :pgp:



Anton is up next with the Mario Awards XV Opening Script!
 

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Koopa con Carne
I expected some reactions at the Koopalings ending up with the likes of PGP and Kersti in the "Worst Characters" poll, but I guess they've become so rooted in the public consciousness as useless clones of Bowser Jr. that it really didn't surprise anyone. 🤔🤔🤔

@GBA, the Pianta Hank bit had me stopping, dropping, and rolling on the fucking floor. God-tier stuff.
 
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