this was in my DMs for some reasonLuigi is reading a car washing manual. Waluigi casts a shadow over Luigi, and he cracks his knuckles.
*ominously* Look, cheater, we have a score to settle.
(sighs) You're probably thinking of another game, genius. The score's already settled. I won.
No! You cheated!
I didn't cheat. I'm just super better at basketball than you. I've seen better layup attempts by a Goomba with an armcast.
GOOMBAS DON'T HAVE ARMS. CHEATER.
THAT'S THE POINT, SKIN AND BONES *raspberries*.
NO YOU CHEATED THAT POINT
That's called a free throw!
Oh yeah, well how about a free throw down!
You make me want to throw up.
GAHH ARGGGH! Well WELL... WELL
I THINK YOU'RE DEFINITELY A DIVA!!!!!