Koopa & Goomba

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Chapter 7

The two friends stood there as Wario waddled over to the bed and sat on it, causing a cacophony of creaks and groans on the bed slats. He looked at them and belched yet again.

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Wario: GRR! Wasn’t Wario clear enough?! I said bring me my burgers! *fart*

Suddenly, the door opened and a tall lanky purple clothed man with a pointed mustache and a purple cap with a upside down L on it entered. He was carrying multiple food boxes containing Triple Layer Garlic, Egg, and Tofu Burgers.

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Wario: Finally! Wario’s starving! Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme!

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Waluigi: Okay, okay! Jeez, Wario! You said we would be seein’ the boss today! When are we gonna do that, huh?!

Wario ignored Waluigi’s question and yanked the food boxes from his hands. He began tearing into the first box and eating the burgers. Bits of food flew from Wario and made a huge mess on the bed and floor. Wario chewed with his mouth open. He belched and farted without saying “excuse me”. He rarely flushed the toilet and clogged it basically every time he went in. His breath stank so badly that it could knock down a Whomp. If you looked up disgusting in a thesaurus, you’d probably see Wario as a synonym (and his picture as well).

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Koopa: Boss? Is it Bowser? He’s mad at us.

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Goomba: Yeah! He sent us here after we lost the princess! Can we stay with you guys?

Koopa glanced at Goomba with a concerned look.

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Koopa: We are NOT staying with Fartypants. Absolutely not.

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Goomba: Would you rather face Bowser’s wrath? He could send us to the Mount Brr mines! Almost nobody comes back from there! Koop, we have to stay with these guys...

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Koopa: The M-M-M-M-Mount Brr mines?! I don’t wanna go there! We’d never see the world again! I would miss out on everything! I’m already behind on watching Daisy’s Flower Garden! I love that show!

Waluigi looked at the two and put his hands on his hips.

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Waluigi: So... you wanna join our little group? We’re planning a big heist on Bowser’s Castle. Gonna steal his Clown Car, his karts...

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Wario: ...and his riches! Oh, baby! So much gold! All that wealth! I COULD BE RICH! WAH HA HA HA! *belch*

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Waluigi: What do you two chumps say to that? You want to get back at Bowser for kickin’ you out?

Koopa and Goomba thought for a moment then made their decision.

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Koopa: Yes, we do!

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Chapter 8

The four exited the inn and headed down the mountain. A short walk later (which was long for Wario and he had to use the bathroom, again) and they arrived at a purple muscle car with two bars on the back and Wario’s pointy mustache on the hood.

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Wario: Ha ha! Get a load of this beauty! I call it the Wariomobile! It’s got tons of horsepower and runs on pure Wario’s Homemade Fart Fuel!

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Goomba: Ew! That’s disgusting! Your car runs on farts?!

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Wario: What?! You dare call the IMMACULATE GENIUS that is Wario’s Homemade Fart Fuel disgusting?! Grr... Wario’s having second thoughts about you chumps!

Koopa piped in to contrast Goomba’s shock with some positivity.


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Koopa: Wow, a car that runs on methane? That’s kinda cool.

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Wario: Finally, someone around here sees the GRANDNESS and EXCELLENCY of Wario’s brain! Hop on! We’re gonna go see the boss!

Wario and Waluigi got into the driver’s and passenger’s side respectively, while Koopa and Goomba wonder how they were going to get in. They grabbed onto the bars on the back and expressed concern on the lack of seatbelts.

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Koopa: Uh, Wario? Where’s... the seatbelts?

It was then the Wariomobile shot off, speeding down the Shroom Ridge highway like a Mario Kart race on 200cc. Koopa and Goomba held on for dear life as the car zoomed and zipped through the curves and turns.

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Goomba: THERE ARE NO SEATBELTS!!!!

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: Koopa: MY BRAIN IS GOING INTO MY SHELL!!!!

This was only the beginning, as Wario’s F-Zero practice caught the attention of the police Toads sitting on the side of the road. They got onto their karts and bikes and began giving chase. The main Police Toad began speaking through a mini Super Horn.

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: Police Toad: *through Super Horn* THIS IS THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM POLICE! SLOW DOWN AND PULL OVER IMMEDIATELY! WE MEAN IT!

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Waluigi: Hey, look! We got the cops on our bumper! Shouldn’t we slow down?

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Wario: Yeah, maybe I should...

There was a small amount of silence between the two, before they both laughed and increased their speed. Koopa and Goomba were flailing about on the bars trying to not go flying off. Koopa had his hands gripped on the bars while Goomba bit them.

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Goomba: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, KOOPA!

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Koopa: NO, THIS IS OUR FAULT, GOOMBA!

The two screamed for mercy as the chase continued.

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I figure Wario's short walk would be longer also because Wario is too lazy to walk and had to be persuaded to do anything.

I really doubt the Wario mobile would outlast the cops though. They run on farts.... imagine if the car was slowing down and Waluigi screams at Wario and Wario, sullen, goes, like, "I can't! My butt is tired now :("
 

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I figure Wario's short walk would be longer also because Wario is too lazy to walk and had to be persuaded to do anything.

I really doubt the Wario mobile would outlast the cops though. They run on farts.... imagine if the car was slowing down and Waluigi screams at Wario and Wario, sullen, goes, like, "I can't! My butt is tired now :("
Yeah at the speed it’s going it’ll run out of fuel in about three minutes
 

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Chapter 9 (part 1)

At Bowser’s Castle, Bowser was reclining on his throne as usual, relaxing. Kamek, his trusted advisor and caregiver, stood next to him. The relaxing was interrupted when a Koopa Troopa ran into the throne room in a panic.

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Koopa Troopa: Your Royal Highness, I’m afraid we have an emergency! Very, very URGENT!

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Bowser: Is it Mario?!

The Koopa Troopa shook his head. A feminine scream could be heard, sending chills down the Troopa’s shell. That scream could have come from only one person in the castle. One who threw a tantrum at every possible thing that made her mad.

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Wendy: WHO PUT MY MAKEUP ON THE LEFT SIDE OF THE SINK?!?!?! IT GOES ON THE RIGHT YOU SHELLED BRAINED IDIOT!

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Bowser: Oh goodness... please not today...

Wendy stormed into the throne room and huffed at the Koopa Troopa standing in terror.

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Wendy: BOWSER!!!!! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHO MESSED WITH MY MAKEUP AND PUT IT ON THE LEFT SIDE OF THE SINK!!! IT ALWAYS GOES ON THE RIGHT SIDE!!!!!!!


This exclamation of fury caused the rest of the Koopalings to arrive. They did not appreciate being woken up like this on such a dark sky day like today.

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Ludwig: Wendy, if I may ask... why must you act so petulant over a simple mistake? After all, as the leader of our... *clears throat* organization...

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Wendy: Because, Ludwig! How is anything going to get through their thick skulls over how something should be PROPERLY DONE?!

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Iggy: “Leader”? As in sole leader? Excuse me, Mr. Von Koopa... if I may. We, as a collective whole known as the “Koopalings” are all leaders of our republic... as I pointed out... oh, around several years ago during our encounter with Mario, Luigi, and the former’s paper counterpart during the Paper World Book Conundrum? Which, if you may recall...

Bowser placed a hand on his forehead and closed his eyes.

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Bowser: I think it would have been better if were Mario...

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Larry: Wendy, is this really such a big deal? I mean, your yelling woke us all up. I was having such a nice dream too... winning the Mushroom Cup trophy at Marina Stadium.

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Wendy: Big deal? BIG DEAL?! I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW I TAKE TWO HOURS IN THE MORNING JUST TO DO MY MAKEUP! YOU WOULDN’T UNDERSTAND WHY BECAUSE YOU’RE A BOY!

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Roy: You take two hours to do makeup?! Is that why I have to use the Goomba’s bathroom?!

Wendy looked at Roy and sneered.

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Wendy: My makeup requires delicate usage and settling to look absolutely perfect! So what if you have to use the Goomba bathroom!

Roy didn’t take that lightly and began yelling himself. Soon, the Koopalings were all arguing and shouting over each other to make their point, much to the chagrin of Bowser. The Koopa King was fed up with this bickering over nothing, so much so that he decided to end it once and for all.

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Bowser: SILENCE!!!

The Koopalings stopped arguing and stood frozen in place as Bowser menacingly looked at the group.

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Bowser: We have bigger Cheep Cheeps to fry than fighting over what side the makeup goes on! Like kidnapping Princess Peach or going kart racing with Mario!

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Morton: MMM... MORTON LIKE FRIED CHEEP CHEEP. MORTON THINKING ABOUT TAKING BROTHER LESTON TO FRIED CHEEP CHEEP DINNER FOR SPECIAL BIRTHDAY.

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Roy: You don’t have a brother named Leston, Moron. How many times do we have to tell you?

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Morton: LESTON REAL. MORTON INVITE HIM TO SPECIAL BIRTHDAY AT BIG BOSS CASTLE. MORTON WILL BUY SPECIAL GIFT FOR LESTON FOR SPECIAL BIRTHDAY.

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Bowser: A special birthday for... “Leston”? ...I need to rest. Kamek, take me to my bedroom... I feel ill...

Kamek lifted his wand and spun it around, then pointed it at Bowser, who was transported to his bed with a teddy bear in his arms. He then released a sigh and fell asleep.

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