Koopa & Goomba

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Chapter 7

The two friends stood there as Wario waddled over to the bed and sat on it, causing a cacophony of creaks and groans on the bed slats. He looked at them and belched yet again.

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Wario: GRR! Wasn’t Wario clear enough?! I said bring me my burgers! *fart*

Suddenly, the door opened and a tall lanky purple clothed man with a pointed mustache and a purple cap with a upside down L on it entered. He was carrying multiple food boxes containing Triple Layer Garlic, Egg, and Tofu Burgers.

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Wario: Finally! Wario’s starving! Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme!

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Waluigi: Okay, okay! Jeez, Wario! You said we would be seein’ the boss today! When are we gonna do that, huh?!

Wario ignored Waluigi’s question and yanked the food boxes from his hands. He began tearing into the first box and eating the burgers. Bits of food flew from Wario and made a huge mess on the bed and floor. Wario chewed with his mouth open. He belched and farted without saying “excuse me”. He rarely flushed the toilet and clogged it basically every time he went in. His breath stank so badly that it could knock down a Whomp. If you looked up disgusting in a thesaurus, you’d probably see Wario as a synonym (and his picture as well).

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Koopa: Boss? Is it Bowser? He’s mad at us.

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Goomba: Yeah! He sent us here after we lost the princess! Can we stay with you guys?

Koopa glanced at Goomba with a concerned look.

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Koopa: We are NOT staying with Fartypants. Absolutely not.

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Goomba: Would you rather face Bowser’s wrath? He could send us to the Mount Brr mines! Almost nobody comes back from there! Koop, we have to stay with these guys...

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Koopa: The M-M-M-M-Mount Brr mines?! I don’t wanna go there! We’d never see the world again! I would miss out on everything! I’m already behind on watching Daisy’s Flower Garden! I love that show!

Waluigi looked at the two and put his hands on his hips.

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Waluigi: So... you wanna join our little group? We’re planning a big heist on Bowser’s Castle. Gonna steal his Clown Car, his karts...

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Wario: ...and his riches! Oh, baby! So much gold! All that wealth! I COULD BE RICH! WAH HA HA HA! *belch*

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Waluigi: What do you two chumps say to that? You want to get back at Bowser for kickin’ you out?

Koopa and Goomba thought for a moment then made their decision.

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Koopa: Yes, we do!

*Feedback is appreciated! -MightyMario
 
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Plankton

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Chapter 8

The four exited the inn and headed down the mountain. A short walk later (which was long for Wario and he had to use the bathroom, again) and they arrived at a purple muscle car with two bars on the back and Wario’s pointy mustache on the hood.

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Wario: Ha ha! Get a load of this beauty! I call it the Wariomobile! It’s got tons of horsepower and runs on pure Wario’s Homemade Fart Fuel!

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Goomba: Ew! That’s disgusting! Your car runs on farts?!

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Wario: What?! You dare call the IMMACULATE GENIUS that is Wario’s Homemade Fart Fuel disgusting?! Grr... Wario’s having second thoughts about you chumps!

Koopa piped in to contrast Goomba’s shock with some positivity.


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Koopa: Wow, a car that runs on methane? That’s kinda cool.

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Wario: Finally, someone around here sees the GRANDNESS and EXCELLENCY of Wario’s brain! Hop on! We’re gonna go see the boss!

Wario and Waluigi got into the driver’s and passenger’s side respectively, while Koopa and Goomba wonder how they were going to get in. They grabbed onto the bars on the back and expressed concern on the lack of seatbelts.

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Koopa: Uh, Wario? Where’s... the seatbelts?

It was then the Wariomobile shot off, speeding down the Shroom Ridge highway like a Mario Kart race on 200cc. Koopa and Goomba held on for dear life as the car zoomed and zipped through the curves and turns.

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Goomba: THERE ARE NO SEATBELTS!!!!

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: Koopa: MY BRAIN IS GOING INTO MY SHELL!!!!

This was only the beginning, as Wario’s F-Zero practice caught the attention of the police Toads sitting on the side of the road. They got onto their karts and bikes and began giving chase. The main Police Toad began speaking through a mini Super Horn.

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: Police Toad: *through Super Horn* THIS IS THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM POLICE! SLOW DOWN AND PULL OVER IMMEDIATELY! WE MEAN IT!

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Waluigi: Hey, look! We got the cops on our bumper! Shouldn’t we slow down?

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Wario: Yeah, maybe I should...

There was a small amount of silence between the two, before they both laughed and increased their speed. Koopa and Goomba were flailing about on the bars trying to not go flying off. Koopa had his hands gripped on the bars while Goomba bit them.

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Goomba: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, KOOPA!

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Koopa: NO, THIS IS OUR FAULT, GOOMBA!

The two screamed for mercy as the chase continued.

*Feedback is appreciated! -MightyMario
 
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I figure Wario's short walk would be longer also because Wario is too lazy to walk and had to be persuaded to do anything.

I really doubt the Wario mobile would outlast the cops though. They run on farts.... imagine if the car was slowing down and Waluigi screams at Wario and Wario, sullen, goes, like, "I can't! My butt is tired now :("
 

Plankton

Dr. Peter Lankton
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MightyMario
I figure Wario's short walk would be longer also because Wario is too lazy to walk and had to be persuaded to do anything.

I really doubt the Wario mobile would outlast the cops though. They run on farts.... imagine if the car was slowing down and Waluigi screams at Wario and Wario, sullen, goes, like, "I can't! My butt is tired now :("
Yeah at the speed it’s going it’ll run out of fuel in about three minutes
 
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