Life and Times of Mario

Blathers Time

Mathematical!
Pronouns
He/him
View attachment 12299:You Haven't?!?
View attachment 12300:Well, take this newspaper.
*Kirbyo gives Mario the newspaper*
View attachment 12301:Looks like the snowstorm has passed. You should go home now. Here's a map. We'll probably meet again, but for now, goodbye.
*Kirbyo gives Mario the map and then sits at the table, waiting for the brothers to leave*
*Suddenly, a loud sound is heard, that of stomping feet*
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: Oh no! I hope that's not who I think it is...
 

Blathers Time

Mathematical!
Pronouns
He/him
*The door is slammed open*
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: Hey, nerds! You're lucky I managed to track you down through the snow! Because now I can finally bash your heads in! I haven't forgotten the seven times you stole Peach from me! I can even tell you the exact events from memory!
1 - When you were a runt riding Yoshi
2 - When you were also still a runt riding Yoshi
3 - When you were slightly less of a runt still riding Yoshi
4 - When the Purple mushroom-heads took over
5 - When you beat me up in that weird Final Destination Place
6 - When you beat me in a Kart Race
7 - When we were doctors for some reason and you nearly cured cancer

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: But now I'm gonna steal her for real! No more kart races or third-party business! But first, I'm gonna beat you up! That should prevent you from taking her back... I think.
 

Kirbyo

pink galoomba with arms and headphones
Pronouns
He/him
*The door is slammed open*
View attachment 12308: Hey, nerds! You're lucky I managed to track you down through the snow! Because now I can finally bash your heads in! I haven't forgotten the seven times you stole Peach from me! I can even tell you the exact events from memory!
1 - When you were a runt riding Yoshi
2 - When you were also still a runt riding Yoshi
3 - When you were slightly less of a runt still riding Yoshi
4 - When the Purple mushroom-heads took over
5 - When you beat me up in that weird Final Destination Place
6 - When you beat me in a Kart Race
7 - When we were doctors for some reason and you nearly cured cancer

View attachment 12308: But now I'm gonna steal her for real! No more kart races or third-party business! But first, I'm gonna beat you up! That should prevent you from taking her back... I think.
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: ...
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: Who is this bozo?
 
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