Porcupuffer for Worst Enemy 2021

Will you join the cause?

  • Yes, down with Porcupuffer!

    Votes: 20 71.4%
  • No, Hammer Bros. are bad

    Votes: 2 7.1%
  • No, I'd rather vote for something else

    Votes: 6 21.4%

  • Total voters
    28

Trab Pu Kcip

I'll just hang out in this vent.
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Porcupuffer is down there with my least favorite of my enemies, but there is one that I hate even more: Sea Urchins. I just hate how spikey they are, and having a phobia to spiked balls, I really have to hate them.
 

Mario: a pumpkin head

What did you think this was all about? Pumpkins!?
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She/her
MarioWiki
Bazooka Mario
Porcupuffer is down there with my least favorite of my enemies, but there is one that I hate even more: Sea Urchins. I just hate how spikey they are, and having a phobia to spiked balls, I really have to hate them.
Porcupuffer I guarantee is super round and super spiky.
 

Koops

Agony
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MarioWiki
ManKoops
Cursyas are bad but I can't call them the worst enemy not because they only appear in one game (that's not a factor) but because they're slow af lmao, it's pretty much always your fault if you get hit by one.

And thus I will stand my ground against the Procopuffers to defend my Hammer Bro Bros.
 

Dr. Waluigi Frankentime

It was a breakfast smash
Wiki Administrator
Poll Committee
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MarioWiki
Waluigi Time
I don't know who to vote for I havn't played a mario game for a month help meeeeeee (If I could I would vote Fury Bowser he always keeps me stressed even when he's sleeping)!
You can vote for anyone you want, I think there's a write-in option. (Technically Fury Bowser is a boss though)

That being said, if you don't think Hammer Bros. deserve being voted Worst Enemy for the 6th year in a row, how about joining us?
 

Caspar von Bergliez

Right makes might, right?
Core 'Shroom Staff
Awards Committee
Poll Committee
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MarioWiki
Ninja Squid
I'd probably vote for Cursyas. I think they have more chance to beat Hammer Bro. for Worst Enemy, along with Fuzzies. Voting for Porcupuffer would be more demanding. I think it is better to vote for something already closer to Hammer Bro.
 

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Star Spirit
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Core 'Shroom Staff
Awards Committee
Retired Wiki Staff
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here's a chart of the performance of different nominees over time:

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or as a table
NAME​
2009​
2010​
2011​
2012​
2013​
2014​
2015​
2016​
2017​
2018​
2019​
2020​
Total Result
cursyas​
0,13​
13,46​
18,59​
23,65​
18,07​
15,48​
11,67​
11,79​
12,50​
10,67​
9,21​
10,90​
156,13
bigberthas​
11,00​
12,98​
15,95​
14,18​
13,57​
11,71​
9,92​
9,08​
10,49​
9,03​
8,58​
9,50​
135,99
lakitus​
12,26​
20,67​
14,70​
13,19​
14,47​
10,56​
7,39​
8,71​
8,77​
8,14​
7,79​
6,24​
132,90
hammerbros​
0,38​
0,88​
0,76​
9,98​
10,43​
9,53​
20,05​
19,26​
17,03​
16,60​
19,64​
124,54
bloopers​
0,25​
7,21​
10,30​
8,72​
10,63​
10,49​
7,00​
8,55​
8,63​
6,50​
6,85​
8,39​
93,52
bandits​
16,06​
9,62​
10,68​
9,48​
7,11​
6,14​
7,98​
5,63​
4,85​
3,15​
4,41​
4,78​
89,87
fuzzies​
18,08​
0,08​
0,25​
0,58​
10,70​
10,31​
10,59​
14,23​
11,33​
9,73​
85,86
goombas​
1,39​
1,92​
8,54​
8,72​
7,69​
7,93​
9,73​
4,07​
2,65​
3,90​
3,86​
3,73​
64,12
wizzerds​
9,30​
7,96​
7,03​
3,97​
4,28​
4,97​
5,34​
3,21​
4,64​
3,50​
54,20
rockywrenches​
6,83​
6,28​
5,76​
4,25​
3,77​
3,50​
3,53​
3,38​
3,76​
3,93​
3,61​
48,62
grinders​
3,77​
4,28​
4,85​
4,41​
4,99​
4,56​
4,72​
31,59
parabones​
5,44​
5,45​
2,88​
3,24​
2,39​
2,20​
2,56​
24,16
elitewizzerds​
8,72​
8,65​
0,15​
17,53
chuckyas​
8,98​
5,29​
0,13​
0,30​
0,04​
0,05​
0,07​
0,08​
0,06​
14,99
urbanstingbies​
3,21​
5,98​
3,90​
13,10
fangs​
2,24​
1,75​
1,56​
1,52​
0,82​
1,97​
1,46​
11,32
piranhaplants​
7,71​
2,88​
0,08​
0,06​
0,04​
0,16​
10,93
burrbos​
2,67​
2,36​
1,86​
6,89
fwooshs​
3,67​
1,92​
5,59
magikoopas​
0,13​
0,96​
0,25​
0,15​
0,08​
0,06​
0,37​
0,21​
0,29​
2,50

(the numbers here are percentage points and the final column is a sum rather than an average, it doesn't mean cursyas got 156% of the vote somehow)

if you look at this you can see that hammer bros is an inorganic meme vote driven totally by youtube propaganda

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i definitely am being perfectly normal right now and don't have any kind of conflict of interest here *shuffles papers around on desk*
 
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