Channel 6: Mushroom Kingdom Reality TV

Insane Shmathers

I'm not InsaneBlathers, what are you talking about
Rules
  1. No godmodding, Mary Sues/Gary Stus, or powerplaying.
  2. Off topic stuff can go in (parentheses) or strikethrough.
  3. Ignore the hundreds of lakitus watching you especially the one in the "private" restroom.
  4. Everyone votes to choose the person who is kicked at the end of each round.
  5. I, the ravishingly handsome Al McDon Señor hamburguesa, am the host of this event. DO NOT CROSS ME OR YOU WILL REGRET IT.
  6. The winner gets 1 MILLION DOLLAR$!
  7. If you get voted off, remember the three uts: No buts, no cuts, no kicking people's nuts.
  8. I have no affiliation with the Total Drama Reality TV channel and this is definitely not a ripoff of it.
  9. Let the games begin!



*Al McDon waits at the pier on the north edge of the island, preparing for the contestants to arrive. Some will come by boat, some by flight, and some through other means. He doesn't care how they get there as long as they don't die. Because then he'd have to pay for their hospital fees. Oh wait, they already signed the liability waivers. Never mind, he doesn't care if they die.*
 
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Kirbyo

pink galoomba with arms and headphones
well, I'm not one for drama, but i can be a co-host! That ok?
 

Bear Hugger

You might remember me from such films as...
:bowser:: Gwa ha ha! This sure is nice competing on a reality show, eh Jr.?

:bowjr:: Sure is, Papa!
 

Kirbyo

pink galoomba with arms and headphones
You can be like chef in Total Drama
Also please use strikethrough or parentheses for out of character discussion
what does that mean i never really wached that show.
 

Insane Shmathers

I'm not InsaneBlathers, what are you talking about
what does that mean i never really wached that show.
He's the host's assistant
He's also an asshole


:bowser:: Gwa ha ha! This sure is nice competing on a reality show, eh Jr.?

:bowjr:: Sure is, Papa!
*All McDon's face lights up with a smile, pleased that people actually agreed to this*
Al McDon: Ah sorry, you'll have to send away the kid. Child saftey laws an' all that. I don't want to get sued, all right?
 

Bear Hugger

You might remember me from such films as...
He's the host's assistant
He's also an asshole




*All McDon's face lights up with a smile, pleased that people actually agreed to this*
Al McDon: Ah sorry, you'll have to send away the kid. Child saftey laws an' all that. I don't want to get sued, all right?
:bowser:: Sorry, Junior. Gotta wait in the hotel.

:bowjr:: Awww...
 

Kirbyo

pink galoomba with arms and headphones
:bowser:: Sorry, Junior. Gotta wait in the hotel.

:bowjr:: Awww...
Sorry kiddo, thats buisness. I'll escort you there. of course, if your dad loses, well be sure to send you off with him... if we remember you exist!
is that good?
 

Insane Shmathers

I'm not InsaneBlathers, what are you talking about
Sorry kiddo, thats buisness. I'll escort you there. of course, if your dad loses, well be sure to send you off with him... if we remember you exist!
is that good?
you are PERFECT for this role

:bowjr:: Wait, what?!
Al McDon: See you in 5 weeks!
*lightly pushes Junior into Kirbyo's arms*

Al McDon: All right, Bowser, let's get to know each other. Why do you want the million dollars?
 

Kirbyo

pink galoomba with arms and headphones
Kirbyo takes Bowser jr. to the hotel
 

Bear Hugger

You might remember me from such films as...
you are PERFECT for this role



Al McDon: See you in 5 weeks!
*lightly pushes Junior into Kirbyo's arms*

Al McDon: All right, Bowser, let's get to know each other. Why do you want the million dollars?
:bowjr:: PAPA! I WANNA PLAY!

:bowser:: I wanna buy a real nice townhouse in Malibu!
 

Insane Shmathers

I'm not InsaneBlathers, what are you talking about
:bowser:: Because I’m the best!
Al McDon: We'll find out if you really are the best soon! For now, please stand over to the left while we wait for more of our contestants to arrive.

...
Al McDon: Actually, you may be a bit... big for that side of the bridge. It's a little moldy.
Oy, @Kirbyo! We need a bit of structural support over here!
 

Bear Hugger

You might remember me from such films as...
Al McDon: We'll find out if you really are the best soon! For now, please stand over to the left while we wait for more of our contestants to arrive.

...
Al McDon: Actually, you may be a bit... big for that side of the bridge. It's a little moldy.
Oy, @Kirbyo! We need a bit of structural support over here!
*Bowser heads to that side of the bridge, it crumbles as soon as he steps on it*
 
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