The Producers

Frightening McMean

Wario’s the winner!
*:koopa:walks on stage*
:koopa:: Hello? Anyone here?
*the people have in suspended animation since possibly September 12*
:koopa:: Well then... Good evening everybody: I’m Kyle Koopa, head of Mushroom Heights Community Events and Theatrical Productions. Tonight’s story, a lonesome Toad walks into an old and possibly haunted graveyard. He thinks he’s safe until he meets a Dry Bones by the name of Captain Howard Spookerson, who’s ship capsized after a horrible storm...