Millennial Roleplay

Flora Bismarck

Going to be semi active for a while.
J.D. Sumner Will you even learn to respect your elders?! Stop speaking in so called "acronyms" Only you guys get it, I don't!
 

Flora Bismarck

Going to be semi active for a while.
J.D. Sumner: Finally someone who understands what us elders are going through!
 

Flora Bismarck

Going to be semi active for a while.
Ray Trace: I sit up every morning with an achin' back! Where are my dentures, I can't eat without them!
J.D. Sumner: I hate it when I can't see without my glasses. I am lucky to have all my natural teeth in my jaw.
 

Flora Bismarck

Going to be semi active for a while.
J.D. Sumner: And that is why millennials get killed so often. They walk into the roads or drive in their cars with their phones in hand. So STUPID!
 

Brawl Mario

Super Smash Bros.'s most fearsome plumber
It's too bad that guy didn't try a taste of avocado toast!
 

Flora Bismarck

Going to be semi active for a while.
J.D. Sumner: What? A truck didn't hit me. Someone must of used VR to make it hit me as I saw NO truck.
 

Flora Bismarck

Going to be semi active for a while.
J.D. Sumner: Tell this person from 1924 about it!
 

Flora Bismarck

Going to be semi active for a while.
J.D. Sumner Now that is the way we warn young people!

*Millennial Sarah Bismarck bumps into J.D. Sumner looking at her phone*

J.D. Sumner: You know instead of bumping into me, you could of gotten run over!
 

The Crowned Boo

So Spooky!
Milennial Goomba: You're just a dirty old man! We shouldn't have to listen to you because you don't know anything about what today's like!
 

Flora Bismarck

Going to be semi active for a while.
J.D. Sumner: You should listen to your elders!

Millennial Flora: Yeah! We need to respect our elders!
 
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