Millennial Roleplay

Flora Bismarck

Going to be semi active for a while.
J.D. Sumner Will you even learn to respect your elders?! Stop speaking in so called "acronyms" Only you guys get it, I don't!
 

Ray Trace

You Can Tick Off Birds If You Follow My Advice
Ray Trace: Hey! I know how to act like a millennial!

*Ray Trace showed up as a withering grandpa holding a cane.*

Ray Trace: You kids get off my lawn! Back in the old days, we didn't have these new spankin' things ya call "video games". We played BOARD GAMES.
 

Flora Bismarck

Going to be semi active for a while.
J.D. Sumner: Finally someone who understands what us elders are going through!
 

Flora Bismarck

Going to be semi active for a while.
Ray Trace: I sit up every morning with an achin' back! Where are my dentures, I can't eat without them!
J.D. Sumner: I hate it when I can't see without my glasses. I am lucky to have all my natural teeth in my jaw.
 

Flora Bismarck

Going to be semi active for a while.
J.D. Sumner: And that is why millennials get killed so often. They walk into the roads or drive in their cars with their phones in hand. So STUPID!
 

Sailor Mario

Mushroom Kingdom's most out-there sailor
It's too bad that guy didn't try a taste of avocado toast!
 

Flora Bismarck

Going to be semi active for a while.
J.D. Sumner: What? A truck didn't hit me. Someone must of used VR to make it hit me as I saw NO truck.
 

Flora Bismarck

Going to be semi active for a while.
J.D. Sumner: Tell this person from 1924 about it!
 

Flora Bismarck

Going to be semi active for a while.
J.D. Sumner Now that is the way we warn young people!

*Millennial Sarah Bismarck bumps into J.D. Sumner looking at her phone*

J.D. Sumner: You know instead of bumping into me, you could of gotten run over!
 

Flora Bismarck

Going to be semi active for a while.
J.D. Sumner: You should listen to your elders!

Millennial Flora: Yeah! We need to respect our elders!
 

The Happy Mask Salesman

The sage of Hope
:bowser: Now Jr. you try!
:bowjr: *sees a truck going in the field* *presses a button on the phone and the truck melts.*
:bowser: *Grabs the phone and yeets it away* YEET! That’s how it was called when I was a lad.
:bowjr: Yeet? That so out of style!
:bowser: *Facepalms*

( :bowser:, Oldie)
( :bowjr:, New)
 
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