Staged Roleplay

The Green Knight

Welcomes with Bib-Bangs!
*Tyler, a 4-6 year old kid runs in to the police station*

Tyler:"Mister Police Man, I need to report a cwime!"
 

The Green Knight

Welcomes with Bib-Bangs!
Tyler: "Wos that CHOCWATE?!?"

*Tyler rushes behind the counter and snatches the cigar, taking a big puff*

*He then faints*
 

The Green Knight

Welcomes with Bib-Bangs!
*The Poison Control Line picks up*

"Huh."

*This was not so much a greeting as it was a statement that the person in question exists (barely) or maybe a sound one would make upon being hit with a pillow*
 
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