Ok.*The bus crashes into a person. They wake up in a river in a Russian jungle.*
The Sorrow: I am The Sorrow.
*Linic Ganondorf appears.*Ok.
*Link remembers all that he has been through and all of it leading up to this, the grand finale*
Welcome to my castle Link! Here’s how this is gonna go down! You’ll fight your rival, then Ganon, Then big boss, then Kamek, then Blowser, Then finally me! Eh Blowser can change the order if he wants to. But eh! Ta Ta!
*Linic Ganondorf appears.*
Linic: Link! You're going to fight me!
Ganondorf: But don't attack too hard, because you're fighting me next.
*Linic used his mechanical legs to leap up above Link.*
Sorry about the wait, phone crashed.
Link: Linic. You have tried to overcome me and become a hero. But in the process you have killed countless men and have become corrupted. You’ll always be the antagonist but you won’t always be a hero. I’ll show you what it means to be a hero!*This starts playing* *Link charged at Linic*
This post does take inspiration from undertale very slightly. Have at you.
*Aside from the pain, this is just awkward.**Link sticks his sword up Linic’s ***.* *Causing tons of pain also Link hates Linic with every fiber of his sole*
*Aside from the pain, this is just awkward.*
Linic: Ah... right... welp, I'm out... c'mon, Ganon...
Ganondorf: Yeah, this is for the best....
*And he waddled away... (waddle waddle) and he waddled away... (waddle waddle) 'till the very next day (bum bum bum bum bum bum bum...)*
*Enter Liquid Snake.*
Link: ... Why do I even try. Ganon goes from playing a organ while I can kill him at any second but he doesn’t even sweat he talks slowly and strongly owning every bit of it. To running away like a baby.*Enter Liquid Snake.*
Liquid: So you're that kid from that one third-world country! Very well. The old man couldn't be here, he's been... indisposed. So I'll be filling in.
*From the roof comes Liquid's Hind D.*Link: ... Why do I even try. Ganon goes from playing a organ while I can kill him at any second but he doesn’t even sweat he talks slowly and strongly owning every bit of it. To running away like a baby.
How the mighty have fallen. *Link attacks*
*Kamek warps in.*Link: NEXT!
Link: Let’s do this! *Link’s magic meter vanishes* *This starts playing* *Link attacks**Kamek warps in.*
Kamek: Ah, yes, that kid from Hyrule. You arrived early, I see. Well, seeing as how you defeated Ganondorf and that weird clone guy, I'll see to it that our powers are even. Magikoopa Magic!
*Kamek uses his wand to significantly reduce Link's power.*
*Kamek takes to the skies with his broom.*