Mushroom City Car Wash

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*The Jeep drives off to Mushroom City.*

Snake: What are we doing here? I thought we were headed to Toad Town.

Otacon: We are. There's a Warp Pipe somewhere.

Snake: Warp Pipe?

Otacon: Don't bother. This place is beyond the restrictions of reality.

Snake: There were restrictions?

*Snake and Otacon are driving past when Sidney Spores smashes through the window of the Car Wash. Obviously, he's severely wounded. Snake and Otacon don't notice.*
Link: “!” Stop the car.
 

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Link: There’s a guy doing a robbery.
Snake: We have to stop him!

*Snake races over to the CIA Director and grabs his limp body and drags him away. The dragging goes on for some time, leaving a large trail of blood in the streets.*
 

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Snake: We have to stop him!

*Snake races over to the CIA Director and grabs his limp body and drags him away. The dragging goes on for some time, leaving a large trail of blood in the streets.*
*Link really wishes he could go home and rest for once compared to the fight against Ganon and the Bowser family*
 

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*Link really wishes he could go home and rest for once compared to the fight against Ganon and the Bowser family*
*Suddenly.*

CIA Toad: CIA OPEN UP!

CIA Toad: See, it just doesn't have the same ring to it.
 

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Blue

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CIA Toad: STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLE WITH YOUR HANDS UP!

*Snake gets back in the Jeep, this time riding shotgun.*
*Link walks out and drags the CIA Director in front of them*

Link: We found this idiot trying to commit suicide the stupidest and most painful way imaginable.
 

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*Link walks out and drags the CIA Director in front of them*

Link: We found this idiot trying to commit suicide the stupidest and most painful way imaginable.
*The Jeep drives away without Link.*
 

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Link: *Plays The Song Of Soaring and goes to Lon Lon Ranch*
*And, with that, the CIA takes cover, with the exception of Sidney Spores, who is sent to the hospital and replaced with a body double who promptly hides in a bin somewhere near the remains of the front door.*
 

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:bowser: Yes, Operation Opera. The plan. Must Succed. Have you got the materials ready?
Blowser: Materials? Like what? The nanomachines? By the way, could you head back to Lon Lon Ranch and inject Link and Malon with nanomachines? Thanks in advance.
 

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Blowser: Materials? Like what? The nanomachines? By the way, could you head back to Lon Lon Ranch and inject Link and Malon with nanomachines? Thanks in advance.
:bowser: Very.....Well.....*Bowser seems to struggle then a Nanomachine fixed him* *Bowser walks off*
*Meanwhile*
Malon: What happened.
Link: Just....Don’t ask.
Talon: *Snore*
Ingo: Hey! Someone’s here!
*Bowser is outside*
*Link walks out*
Link: So.....You’ve come for me Huh?
:bowser: Indeed.
Link: We shall fight in honor. I know what you want to do. You want to kill them all.
:bowser: Meet me at my castle tonight. *Bowser walks off*
Chapter VII: The Grand Finale.
 

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:bowser: Very.....Well.....*Bowser seems to struggle then a Nanomachine fixed him* *Bowser walks off*
*Meanwhile*
Malon: What happened.
Link: Just....Don’t ask.
Talon: *Snore*
Ingo: Hey! Someone’s here!
*Bowser is outside*
*Link walks out*
Link: So.....You’ve come for me Huh?
:bowser: Indeed.
Link: We shall fight in honor. I know what you want to do. You want to kill them all.
:bowser: Meet me at my castle tonight. *Bowser walks off*
Chapter VII: The Grand Finale.
Ooh... fancy...

*A meeting gathers in the double-secret room between all of Blue Bowser's team members. All of the individuals who collectively refer to themselves as the Fiddlers. Fitting name, no?*

Blowser: I am Prince Blue Bowser Koopa, and I will rule the world.

Ganondorf: I am Lord Ganondorf Dragmire, and I shall rule the world.

Linic: I am Linic Professor Levi, and I- URK!

Big Boss: I am John Sears, and I... this is stupid... will rule the world...

Bruce: I am Bruce Wright, and I can't believe I'm saying this, but I second Big Boss. Also I will rule the world.

Blowser: Alright, and with that out of the way... oh, Liquid, what do you need?

Liquid: Revenge.

*Liquid puts Big Boss in a headlock.*

Big Boss: Liquid! I... should have... known...

Liquid: What I want to know is why you were stupid enough to trust me.

Big Boss: Ack... Ocelot... Solidus... someone...

Ocelot: Sorry, Boss. I may be your friend, but I am still the guy who shot out your eye and ended the War Economy you envisioned.

Solidus: And to let a terrorist live would be bad for my approval ratings.

Big Boss: Liquid's... a... terror... ist! ... You're... a... terror... ist...

*Big Boss passes out. Liquid drops him.*

Liquid: Ocelot! Take sleepy Jack to the holding cell. Solidus, you keep watch.

Ocelot: Sure thing... Boss.

*Note that Ocelot was working for Liquid during the Shadow Moses Incident, but was secretly working for Solidus, but was ACTUALLY secretly working for the Patriots, but, in reality, was plotting to destroy the Patriots because Big Boss was his friend, even though he shot out Big Boss' eye back when he was in the Soviet Union, but he was actually working with the CIA... yeah, Revolver Ocelot, he's... something else... and he's also the son of The Boss and The Sorrow, meaning that he's a spirit medium, meaning that whenever he feels like sewing on Liquid Snake's hand, be becomes Liquid Ocelot.*
 

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Ooh... fancy...

*A meeting gathers in the double-secret room between all of Blue Bowser's team members. All of the individuals who collectively refer to themselves as the Fiddlers. Fitting name, no?*

Blowser: I am Prince Blue Bowser Koopa, and I will rule the world.

Ganondorf: I am Lord Ganondorf Dragmire, and I shall rule the world.

Linic: I am Linic Professor Levi, and I- URK!

Big Boss: I am John Sears, and I... this is stupid... will rule the world...

Bruce: I am Bruce Wright, and I can't believe I'm saying this, but I second Big Boss. Also I will rule the world.

Blowser: Alright, and with that out of the way... oh, Liquid, what do you need?

Liquid: Revenge.

*Liquid puts Big Boss in a headlock.*

Big Boss: Liquid! I... should have... known...

Liquid: What I want to know is why you were stupid enough to trust me.

Big Boss: Ack... Ocelot... Solidus... someone...

Ocelot: Sorry, Boss. I may be your friend, but I am still the guy who shot out your eye and ended the War Economy you envisioned.

Solidus: And to let a terrorist live would be bad for my approval ratings.

Big Boss: Liquid's... a... terror... ist! ... You're... a... terror... ist...

*Big Boss passes out. Liquid drops him.*

Liquid: Ocelot! Take sleepy Jack to the holding cell. Solidus, you keep watch.

Ocelot: Sure thing... Boss.

*Note that Ocelot was working for Liquid during the Shadow Moses Incident, but was secretly working for Solidus, but was ACTUALLY secretly working for the Patriots, but, in reality, was plotting to destroy the Patriots because Big Boss was his friend, even though he shot out Big Boss' eye back when he was in the Soviet Union, but he was actually working with the CIA... yeah, Revolver Ocelot, he's... something else... and he's also the son of The Boss and The Sorrow, meaning that he's a spirit medium, meaning that whenever he feels like sewing on Liquid Snake's hand, be becomes Liquid Ocelot.*
Link: *Whistles and jumps on Epona and heads off*
*Meanwhile Bowser Kills 5000 people in Hyrule just because he can*
 

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