Mushroom City Car Wash [Roleplay]

The Happy Mask Salesman

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Snake: Really? Tell me, kid... where'd you learn those sword skills?
Link: It comes from years of practice and pure dedication. I went on an adventure once traveling through time to save my world. And then went on to save another. Then as an adult I was a royal guard.
 

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Link: It comes from years of practice and pure dedication. I went on an adventure once traveling through time to save my world. And then went on to save another. Then as an adult I was a royal guard.
Snake: So you weren't taught by Doctor Octopus?
 

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Link: No.
Snake: Get in. We're heading to the Mushroom Kingdom, whatever that place is. Probably got high drug crime rates.

*Otacon is driving the Jeep.*

Otacon: Snake, the Mushroom Kingdom is where Super Mario is from.

Snake: Oh yeah! Their leader gets kidnapped every week, doesn't she?

Otacon: Um... yeah...
 

The Happy Mask Salesman

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Snake: Get in. We're heading to the Mushroom Kingdom, whatever that place is. Probably got high drug crime rates.

*Otacon is driving the Jeep.*

Otacon: Snake, the Mushroom Kingdom is where Super Mario is from.

Snake: Oh yeah! Their leader gets kidnapped every week, doesn't she?

Otacon: Um... yeah...
Link: *Gets in* Any monkey buisness though and I will kill you where you sit though. Just keep that in mind. No harm comes to me by your hand. And you’ll be fine.
 

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Link: *Gets in* Any monkey buisness though and I will kill you where you sit though. Just keep that in mind. No harm comes to me by your hand. And you’ll be fine.
*Snake scoffs at this. Otacon exhales heavily.*
 

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*Link sits there looking out the window with his sword on his lap*
*A helicopter flies overhead.*

Snake: That's one of Liquid Ocelot's PMC helicopters!

Otacon: So I take it you haven't heard the news. They brought back Liquid, Ocelot, and Solidus to work for Big Boss.

Snake: Why would Liquid want to work for Big Boss?

Otacon: I'd guess he's planning to double cross the old man.

Snake: I'd buy that... So that's why they brought me back.

Otacon: Everyone's being lied to. These two sides of this war are both controlled by the same group.

Snake: Like the War Economy being controlled by... the Patriots!

Otacon: You don't think Big Boss is starting anything like that, do you?

Snake: I think whoever kidnapped Naked Snake here picked up a few tricks from the La Li Lu Le Lo....
 

The Happy Mask Salesman

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*A helicopter flies overhead.*

Snake: That's one of Liquid Ocelot's PMC helicopters!

Otacon: So I take it you haven't heard the news. They brought back Liquid, Ocelot, and Solidus to work for Big Boss.

Snake: Why would Liquid want to work for Big Boss?

Otacon: I'd guess he's planning to double cross the old man.

Snake: I'd buy that... So that's why they brought me back.

Otacon: Everyone's being lied to. These two sides of this war are both controlled by the same group.

Snake: Like the War Economy being controlled by... the Patriots!

Otacon: You don't think Big Boss is starting anything like that, do you?

Snake: I think whoever kidnapped Naked Snake here picked up a few tricks from the La Li Lu Le Lo....
Link: WAR? *Links hands shake violently*
 

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Link: WAR? *Links hands shake violently*
Snake: KID! WHAT'S WRONG!?

Otacon: I'm pulling over. There's some tall grass we can hide in. I don't think they saw us.

*They saw them. The helicopter lands nearby.*

Otacon: Snake? Uh...

Snake: Huh!? NO! Kid, we have to get out of here!
 

The Happy Mask Salesman

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Snake: KID! WHAT'S WRONG!?

Otacon: I'm pulling over. There's some tall grass we can hide in. I don't think they saw us.

*They saw them. The helicopter lands nearby.*

Otacon: Snake? Uh...

Snake: Huh!? NO! Kid, we have to get out of here!
*Link spaces out and his heart beats so loud snake can hear it*
 

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*Link spaces out and his heart beats so loud snake can hear it*
Snake: Kid? Kid!? KIIIIIID!!!

Otacon: Snake, we have to go!

Snake: I'm not leaving this soldier behind!

*Snake grabs Link and carries him away. His sword is left behind. A unit of Genome Soldiers jump out of the helicopter and charge at the escapists.*
 

The Happy Mask Salesman

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Snake: Kid? Kid!? KIIIIIID!!!

Otacon: Snake, we have to go!

Snake: I'm not leaving this soldier behind!

*Snake grabs Link and carries him away. His sword is left behind. A unit of Genome Soldiers jump out of the helicopter and charge at the escapists.*
*Link snaps back to it and grabs his sword then flees with snake*
 

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Link: ****! *He reflects it with his sword*
*Ocelot dodges it with relative ease.*

Snake: Nice skills, kid. Raiden could do that too.

Otacon: *huff* When were you... *huff* so concerned about... *huff* Raiden?

Snake: Because I haven't seen him since I came back... have you?

Otacon: *pant* Sunny was in contact with him... back in 2018... *pant* Some senator nearly reignited the War Economy... but... *pant* the government was able to... figure things out...

Snake: That's a first...
 

The Happy Mask Salesman

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*Ocelot dodges it with relative ease.*

Snake: Nice skills, kid. Raiden could do that too.

Otacon: *huff* When were you... *huff* so concerned about... *huff* Raiden?

Snake: Because I haven't seen him since I came back... have you?

Otacon: *pant* Sunny was in contact with him... back in 2018... *pant* Some senator nearly reignited the War Economy... but... *pant* the government was able to... figure things out...

Snake: That's a first...
Link: GET ME ON TO A BUILDING HIGHER THAN THAT CHOPER AND I’LL CLAP IT!
 

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Link: *Scoffs*
*Snake and Ocelot head back to the Jeep.*

--Meanwhile--
*Sidney Spores is now ramming himself into the glass of the Car Wash. If he puts his back into it, the glass will shatter.*
 

The Happy Mask Salesman

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*Snake and Ocelot head back to the Jeep.*

--Meanwhile--
*Sidney Spores is now ramming himself into the glass of the Car Wash. If he puts his back into it, the glass will shatter.*
*So does Link*
 

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*So does Link*
*The Jeep drives off to Mushroom City.*

Snake: What are we doing here? I thought we were headed to Toad Town.

Otacon: We are. There's a Warp Pipe somewhere.

Snake: Warp Pipe?

Otacon: Don't bother. This place is beyond the restrictions of reality.

Snake: There were restrictions?

*Snake and Otacon are driving past when Sidney Spores smashes through the window of the Car Wash. Obviously, he's severely wounded. Snake and Otacon don't notice.*

Snake: What's that across the street? "Greyscale's Car Wash"? What's with all the holes?

*Snake and Otacon decide it's best to just focus on the task at hand and go to a different car wash at a later date.*
 
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