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Luigi: Uh... working the front desk.
Narrator Toad: "Next to Captain Jack Harkness."
Captain Goomba: "My name is Captain Goomba. I am from this universe. And I don't live on this planet due to the events that happened here. I escaped this planet along with many other people. However, as you can tell from the bones and stuff, not everyone did. Most of the people on this planet died from Gulbak's attack last year. Only while it can be called many, it is a small percentage of the population. Only the Mushroom City Car Wash was not destroyed in the attack. Which that guy was wanting to get before the attack started. We have meet with a terrible fate. And recently, a survivor was banished from this universe. We tried to figure out why, but we can not. His name was White Lightning. And while he did some bad stuff and some good stuff here, we can't figure out why he was banished. Anyways. I was wondering why are you here and what your universe is like."
Luigi: Eh, nothing can surprise me at this point.Mr. H: Mario and all these other people helped beat him. There was a ball with a mask, and an alien, and a bunch of people, and a chubby star, and a guy with a pillow for a head, and Yoshi's, and a talking car, and a hedgehog... it's a long story.
Luigi: Nah. I've seen it all before, pal.Mr. H: Or that they all came out of a swirly portal that the pillow head guy conjured?
Luigi: Not really.Mr. H: How about the fact that Mario, Masked Ball, Alien, and some kid with a mask turned evil and got their powers stolen?