Mushroom City Car Wash [Roleplay]

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(Mr. H goes to the front desk.)
Mr. H: OK, then. What exactly do I need to do? I'm Mr. H, by the way.
 

Tracer

Mushroom Attendant
*Meanwhile, back in the alternate universe...*

Narrator Toad: "Next to Captain Jack Harkness."

Captain Goomba: "My name is Captain Goomba. I am from this universe. And I don't live on this planet due to the events that happened here. I escaped this planet along with many other people. However, as you can tell from the bones and stuff, not everyone did. Most of the people on this planet died from Gulbak's attack last year. Only while it can be called many, it is a small percentage of the population. Only the Mushroom City Car Wash was not destroyed in the attack. Which that guy was wanting to get before the attack started. We have meet with a terrible fate. And recently, a survivor was banished from this universe. We tried to figure out why, but we can not. His name was White Lightning. And while he did some bad stuff and some good stuff here, we can't figure out why he was banished. Anyways. I was wondering why are you here and what your universe is like."
: Alright, alright! Geez, I don't need your life story buddy. I'm just here to collect this fella so I can take him back to my universe. Now if you don't mind-wait, why did you say last year? This attack only just happened, we programmed our device that way, so it would bring us here.

: Jack? Jack? Are you alright? What's happened? You're not hurt, are you?

: I'm fine, just got tailed by one of the locals.

: The locals? There shouldn't be anyone alive on that planet! No one aside from Neptune.

: Yeah, well it seems in our haste we forgot to mention what was going on OUTSIDE the planet's atmosphere, or what's left of it. Last of all life ON the planet, but not circling it's atmosphe-

*Jack, Neptune and Captain Goomba suddenly vanish*

: Jack? You alright? You just got cut off mid sentence. Jack?

*Jack, Captain Goomba and the barely conscious Neptune suddenly awaken on a cold metal floor*

: Ungh...what the hell happened...?

: ....ack....jack....JACK! Can you hear me? Where are you?!

: ...Wheatley...I'm alive...obviously. Something happened just now, we were in the cave, and now we're in some cold metal room.

: ...Ungh...whuzzat...

: Shit. He's waking up.

: Who?

: Who do you think? Our rescue target himself.

: Who's...that...?

: Take it easy, fella.

*Neptune opens his eyes. He sees Jack looming over him*

: You...You're...You're Jack Harkness...

: Heh! Nice to finally meet you too! I've heard a lot about you.

: Yep...I've heard a lot about you too...

*Neptune steadily gets up, with Jack helping him up*

: So...where are we, and why are you here?

: I hope you're not complaining.

: No, I just...wait...wait, the invasion! What happened? Did we win? Did we stop Gulbak?

: Lie to him!

: What?

: What?

: Lie to him now! He can't know what happened in this universe!

: Uuuhhhh...Yeah?

: You sound worried.

: Nope, I mean, you stopped him, but at your own personal cost.

: Who died?!

: No, you were in a coma! For two years!

: ...Geez...

: It's alright. You're awake now.

: ...So where are we? What is this place?

: I was just about to ask the same thing.

*Jack jumps up and runs over to the slowly awaking Captain Goomba, grabbing him by the collar*

: Where are we?! What did you do to us?!

???: It wasn't him.

*Jack turns around to see a short figure standing in the hallway*

: What?

???: He didn't bring you here. I did.

*The figure walks out into the light, to both Jack and Neptune's shock*

: Jack? Who is it?

: I don't believe it.

: Shroobario?

*The figure is that of Shroobario, the Shroob messenger from long ago who warned of Gulbak's coming invasion.

: Mr. Harkness. I need to ask you a few questions.

: Wait...me?

: Of course. And it's a bit of an urgent matter, I'm afraid, considering the attack that happened last week.

: Last week? You told me the attack was two years ago!

: I can explain!

: And you! Where the hell are we? How do we get out of here?!

: DON'T LET HIM TELL NEPTUNE ANYTHING!!

: SHROOBARIO WAIT!!

: You're on my ship, well, the Captain's ship, orbiting the desolated planet formerly known as Mushroomia.

: What...

: DAMN YOU, WHY DID YOU TELL HIM?!

: He deserves to know.

: You lied to me, Jack...

: No, there's a reason, I can explain!

???: No he can't.

*Another figure emerges from the shadows*

: Hang on, Captain, I don't think they're ready to see you just yet.

???: I need to ask him.

: Ask me what.

???: Not you. This imposter here.

: Me? What the hell have I done.

???: You...You stole my identity...

*The figure emerges from the shadows*

: And I want it back.

*Jack and Neptune simply look on in further disbelief*





(Neptune Posioden, Trillionaire businessman, CEO of Bowserpedia Worldwide Industries, Suspected Crime lord of the Underworld)

(Captain Jack Harkness, Director of Torchwood, Time Agent, flirts with everyone)

(Wheatley, Aperture Science personality core, found floating in space one day, AI for State Police's private technology division)

(Shroobario, Long lost Fantendo admin, Alien)

(Alternate Universe Jack Harkness, Time Agent, Lone survivor of the Gulbak invasion)
 

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Mr. H: Oh! I thought you went into the other room... well, long story short, I was under forced employment all my life to a robot named Metal Jaw. You know Mario? He was there, he knows everything that happened.
 

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Mr. H: Mario and all these other people helped beat him. There was a ball with a mask, and an alien, and a bunch of people, and a chubby star, and a guy with a pillow for a head, and Yoshi's, and a talking car, and a hedgehog... it's a long story.
 

Tari

(Early Theme Change)
Mr. H: Mario and all these other people helped beat him. There was a ball with a mask, and an alien, and a bunch of people, and a chubby star, and a guy with a pillow for a head, and Yoshi's, and a talking car, and a hedgehog... it's a long story.
Luigi: Eh, nothing can surprise me at this point.
 

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Mr. H: How about the fact that Mario, Masked Ball, Alien, and some kid with a mask turned evil and got their powers stolen?
 

Tari

(Early Theme Change)
Mr. H: Or that they all came out of a swirly portal that the pillow head guy conjured?
Luigi: Nah. I've seen it all before, pal.

-Meanwhile...-

*Mr. M was conjuring a fool-proof plan to make Rosalina fall in love with him*

Mr. M: Eh.

*He decides to take a break and take a trip to another dimension, which, coincidentally, was the dimension where @Tracer 's characters were*

Mr. H: How about the fact that Mario, Masked Ball, Alien, and some kid with a mask turned evil and got their powers stolen?
Luigi: Not really.
 

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Mr. H: (Shrugs) Factory defect. I'm a R.O.B. prototype for Smash, but I came out wonky. There's a short circuit somewhere in my sys-sy-sy-sysys-ys-sy-sy(Slaps self) system somewhere, and I haven't been able to isolate it. The majority of us working for Metal Jaw are screw-ups, so we're expendable.
 
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