Mushroom City Car Wash [Roleplay]

Paper Yoshi the SSM

I'm Yoshi the Space Station Manager from the wiki.
Sonic: "Cool. I am good at mashing buttons at great speeds. This should be quite easy. (starts mashing) Real easy."

Erazor: "This technology. How does it work? (starts mashing) Oh. This seems pretty simple. I can get use to this."

Daisy: "Mario Party has taught me how to mash quickly. (starts mashing) Not going to end up in last, that is for sure."

Blue Toad and Captain Toad: "Yeah. You guys are better mashers. (starts mashing) Let's see how we do."

Mr. Y who came with Mario, Luigi, and Mr. M: "I wonder why Yoshi the SSM isn't here. I can see that an invitation was sent to him. (starts mashing) Who knows. Maybe I will get confused with him. And any money that I win will be split with him."

Toad: "Meanwhile at the desert..."

Mr. B: "We are getting close to the grasslands. (sees the Shroobs) Huh? Oh. Right. Shroobs."

Mario Goomba: "No! Not the Shroobs! They were a pestilence many years ago and quite recently."

Luigi Goomba: "Um... I don't see their weakness anywhere. Since this is a desert. Their weakness is water."

Mr. B: "I know that. I can sense the presence of evil doers. I don't want them to get in my plans. Also. These Shroobs were from the invasion years ago when Mario and Luigi were just babies."

Elder Princess Shroob in E after coming close: "Hello there. My name is Elder Princess Shroob. And this is my sister Princess Shroob. You look kind of like Bowser, you know."

Mr. B: "(to himself) She's talking to me. Ahem. (to EPS) Of course I look similar. I am the perfect person of the Mr. tribe to control Bowser. My name is Mr. B. I am sensing that you are going to Peach's Castle and dropping Shroobs in the locations you come to. I can sense evil doers. I have no interests in your plans. Nor to stop you guys."

Princess Shroob in SL: "Sister. I think I can see a city in that direction. I am seeing something is going on there."

Elder Princess Shroob: "(SL) Oh. Maybe it's a party. We should probably crash that party. (E) Thanks. Also. We are going to go to that city since there is a party there that we will crash."

Mr. B: "OK. I think I will go with you guys. And help you guys crash this party."

Toad: "And the group starts heading towards Diamond City."


Celestial Guide
:toadette:: This should be pretty easy. I learned this from Mario Party!

: Hey, this is easy! I'll be sure to win this, Cheese!

: This is too easy! Give us something harder!

:waluigi:: We're getting closer to winning that cash prize!

: This is way too easy! It'll take more than that to fry me! *burp*

: Ruff!

: Even a baby can do this!! Amp up the difficulty, pretty please!

:wario:: Hey, looks like you beat the Mash League warm-up. Guess now I can crank up the heat! Time to bring out all the games made by my flunkies in Diamond City. Jimmy T. is up first!

*Wario leaves the scene. Round 2 of the Mash League starts, featuring sports games made by Jimmy T.*

*Meanwhile, on Sapphire Street, a stray cat is on the loose. Jimmy T. walks up to the cat. The cat jumps into his blue afro. Two girls, Amy and Mimi walk up to Jimmy T.*

Amy: Over there. See?

Jimmy T.: Hm?

Amy: I can't believe it.

Mimi: Yeah! He's so cute!

Jimmy T.: Heh.

Amy: I wanna meet him.

Mimi: Wait... Really?

Jimmy T.: Ciao, ladies!

Amy: Hi!

Mimi: Hi!

Jimmy T.: Lemme guess. Fans, am I right?

Mimi: Uh... kinda!

Amy: That obvious, huh?

Jimmy T.: Tsk, tsk. Hey, Jimmy always knows.

Mimi: Can we get a pic?

Jimmy T.: Ah, I thought you'd never ask!

Amy: Aah!

Mimi: Aah!

*Amy and Mimi pull out their cellphone. Jimmy T. then dances for the girls, while they take pictures of him*

Jimmy T.: Oh, yeah... Ha, ha! All right... Come on! Mmm-hmm! Yeah! Everybody!

Amy: Wow. That was something.

Mimi: These pics...are so good!

Amy: Can we get a few more?

Jimmy T.: You KNOW it.

*Amy and Mimi take another picture*

Amy: Thank you! This totally made our night.

Mimi: Lemme send you the best shot.

Jimmy T.: Groovy. Huh? … Aww, kitty.

Amy: See ya! Your cat is SO cute.

Mimi: The cutest!

Jimmy T.: Let's roll.

Mister M

The most charming villain ever.
Mario: Button-Mashing? I INVENTED button-mashing! Piece of cake!

*Mario intensely plays the mirco-games*

Luigi: Mario, slow down, you don't want to-

*Luigi loses a life*

Luigi: Oh. Oops.

Paper Yoshi the SSM

I'm Yoshi the Space Station Manager from the wiki.
Sonic, Daisy, Mr. Y, and Captain Toad: "Yeah! Another round completed!"

Erazor: "Woah. That was close. I only had one life left."

Blue Toad: "That's better than me. I lost all my lives just a second ago."

Toad: "Meanwhile outside the place they are at..."

Princess Shroob in SL: "Look at them. They seem to be having fun. Tell Mr. B to let me go first and ruin the party."

Elder Princess Shroob in E: "Ok. Mr. B. My sister is going to go first in ruining their party."

Mr. B: "Ok. Go, for it, Princess Shroob."

Toad: "And Princess Shroob lands in the middle of the place and shouts some stuff in the Shroob language."


Celestial Guide
:toadette:: This is still too easy!

: My thumbs are getting tired!

: When will this mash fest end?

:waluigi:: Give us something harder!

: This is getting hard for us, Zam. My thumbs are getting numb.

: Ruff.

: This is still easy! Make it harder!

:wario:: So, you beat Round 2 of the Mash League! Mona-you're up next!

*Wario leaves the scene. Round 3 of the Mash league starts, featuring That's Life games made by Mona*

*Meanwhile, at Joe's Clothes, Mona is looking for a new dress*

Mona: Hmm... I don't know where to start.

Joe: Hey, Mona. Ya need help with something?

Mona: Yes! My big party's tonight, and... I still don't have a dress!

Joe: Let's try this-close your eyes...and then imagine your perfect dress.

Mona: Hmm...

Joe: Great. Go ahead and describe it to me.

Mona: It's extravagant, like a parfait. And a plushy!

Joe: I think I can work with that.

Mona: And super cool, like Wario!

Joe: Cool? Wario?!

Mona: Yeah! He's icon! I love him. And that 'STACHE!

Joe: 'Stache?! Why? Wha-?

Mona: I love your look too, Joe. Like that tie! It just screams fashion!

Joe: What? You mean this old thing?

Mona: But anyhow... Did that work? Tell me what to wear!

Joe: Uh... Well, I'm not sure, um... I think... So, like a parfait... but also like Wario?

Mona: What about that one?!

*Mona runs off to get a dress and tries it on*

Joe: You really think I've got style? Maybe I should consider wearing this tie more often. Uh... Mona? Mona?

Mona: I'm trying this on. Tell me what you think!

Joe: Oh. Coming!

*after Mona shows Joe her new dress, she puts back on her regular clothes*

Mona: I'd call that a success! Hey, I was thinking...

Joe: What is it?

Mona: should come to the party tonight! There'll be lots of cool people. You'd totally fit in!

Joe: Oh! It's so nice of you to think of me. It has been a while since I put myself out there.

Mona: Oh no! I'm late for my own party!

Joe: Of course, I don't know what I would wear...

Mona: See you there. Bye!

*Mona leaves Joe's Clothes and gets onto her scooter*

Joe: But if you think I've got style- Mona?

*Mona speeds off on her scooter*


*Meanwhile, in Crystal Park, Lulu is at a bench with a dartboard with Wario's nose and moustache on it next to it. She is trying to shoot it with her Hydrocannon LX*

Lulu: That Wario guy is the worst! I'll wipe that stupid moustache right of his stupid face!

*The water Lulu is shooting creates a rainbow, amusing her*

Lulu: Huh... ? Yeah! RAINBOW!
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Paper Yoshi the SSM

I'm Yoshi the Space Station Manager from the wiki.
Sonic, Daisy, and Mr. Y: "Yes. Another round completed."

Erazor: "Another close call. But I think I finally got the hang of it."

Captain Toad: "Lucky you. I lost all my lives."

Blue Toad: "I wonder why there is a Shroob in the middle of the area. I didn't understand a word she said, though. I wonder what she's doing here?"

Sonic: "Well. I think I can take care of her quickly. Useless they say it is the boss of the league. Hmm... Maybe showing her to Wario."

Toad: "Sonic then goes out and picks up Princess Shroob and takes her to the edge of the place near where Wario appears. He then goes back to his seat. He does this at high speeds so that it happens within a minute."

Mister M

The most charming villain ever.
Mario: Hey, Weegee! How'd ya do?

Luigi: I had 2 lives left. You?

Mario: Flawless.

Luigi: Yep. Knew it.

Mr. M: *Groan* We're not getting our powers back here.

*Mr. M walks out of the arena*

Paper Yoshi the SSM

I'm Yoshi the Space Station Manager from the wiki.
Toad: "Mr. M walks out of the arena, and Mr. B spots him."

Mr. B: "Just as I thought. Mr. M is here. Well. Time to show him that I am alive. Come along Mario Goomba Bros. and Goomba Black Yoshi."

Toad: "And the three jump down from high above in order of next four lines."

Mario Goomba: "Hello there, Mr. M. You have really cool powers. Or did. And now I, Mario Goomba, have them."

Luigi Goomba: "Hello. Your brother had really cool powers too. And now I am Luigi Goomba."

Goomba Black Yoshi: "Hello. I am Goomba Black Yoshi. The helper of these two Goombas. I am liking your friend, Mr. Y's powers."

Mr. B: "Hello. Glad to see me back from the dead. Well. Surprise!"

Toad: "By the way, the four surround him on all four sides."

Mister M

The most charming villain ever.
Mr. M: You better piss off before I stomp all over you!

*Mr. M pulls out his switchblade*


*Mr. L awakens from sleep*

Mr. L: Ahh, another beautiful morning.

*Mr. L senses something*

Mr. L: He's in trouble... again.

*Mr. L's spirit leaves his body and summons a portal into Mr. M, causing Mr. M to glow green and get Mr. L's powers*

Mr. M: Huh? I don't know what this is, but I like it!

*Mr. M flings the four muggers away*

Paper Yoshi the SSM

I'm Yoshi the Space Station Manager from the wiki.
Mr. B after getting up from the blast: "Oh no. That shouldn't be possible. I thought he was without power. What is that green power then? Oh. It might be the spirit of Mr. L. I better run while I can still can. But where? No where is absolutely safe from Mr. M and Mr. L. Maybe I just run. Mario Goombas. Show your worth to Princess Peach. Only don't interfere with the Shroobs."

Toad: "And Mr. B runs in the direction of the desert."

Mario Goomba: "Ugh. Sorry, what Mr. B? Mr. B. Did he say to show our worth to Princess Peach?"

Luigi Goomba: "I think so. Um... There is Mr. M. I wonder what he will do to us now? Let's lie still until we know. You too, Yoshi."

Goomba Black Yoshi: "OK. Will do."


Celestial Guide
:toadette:: A bit hard, but I've still got a chance!

: My thumbs have blisters on them from all this mashing! Please stop!

: I passed this round effortlessly!

: Sorry, guys. Me and Zam lost our last life. We're out of here. But we'll still watch the tournament!

: Ruff!

:waluigi:: The perfect difficulty. Good thing I passed it!

: Good thing Wario cranked up the difficulty! But I'm still speeding through this!

:wario:: So, you beat round 3 of the Mash League. Dribble and Spitz, it's your turn!

*Wario leaves the scene. The Semi-Finals of the Mash League starts, featuring Fantasy games made by Dribble and Spitz*

*Meanwhile, in the farthest edge of space, Dribble and Spitz are trying to get back home to Diamond City*

Dribble: Aw, not again.

Spitz: Oy, traffic out here's a beast, but these intergalactic fares are the real moneymakers.

Dribble: Uh, didn't we just get stiffed?

Spitz: Yikes! That was a close one!

Dribble: These buffoons. Can't they see we're driven' here?!

Spitz: Stay cool, Dribble!

Dribble: B-but, Spitz-they'll scratch the car!

Spitz: You kiddin'?! That there's a spaceship! It could do way worse than a scratch.

Dribble: I guess.

Spitz: It's all about stayin' cool, like with the customers.

Dribble: Aw, Spitz. You always stay so levelheaded. Hey, what's that thing headed in the way?

Spitz: It's a laser! U-TURN!

Dribble: We're not gonna make it!

Both Dribble and Spitz: Aaah!

*Dribble and Spitz's taxi gets hit by a laser*

Dribble: *groans*

Spitz: *coughs*

Dribble: I guess it could be worse.

Spitz: That's it, buckos.

Dribble: Huh?

Spitz: First, we get stiffed? And now this?! Dribble...the octoblazooka!

Dribble: I'm on it. But, Spitz, ain't we supposed to stay cool and all that?

Spitz: I'm not just gonna sit here and let these punks knock us around! If they want a fight, they got one!

Dribble: Stay cool, Spitz! Stay cool! SPITZ!

*The octoblazooka shoots lasers at the ships. All the ships come down*

Spitz: Good work, Dribble. Now, who's next?

Dribble: That's it. We chased them all off!

Spitz: Oh. Are you sayin' we won?

Dribble: Yeah, guess I did. That's nuts. We're alive!

Spitz: See that? All you gotta do is stay cool.

Dribble: Yeah, cool.

Spitz: Exactly. It's like that old sayin': fortune favors the cool.

Dribble Let's just go home.

Spitz: Ain't life grand, Dribble? Ain't life grand...

Paper Yoshi the SSM

I'm Yoshi the Space Station Manager from the wiki.
Sonic, Daisy, and Mr. Y: "The semi-finals are done."

Erazor: "Whoops. Seems like I lost my last life. Well, it was good while it lasted."

Captain Toad: "I have been watching the Shroobs, and there seems to be a whole group of them far from here."

Mr. Y: "A whole group. I am thinking that Yoshi the SSM should be contacted. Here. Let me take pictures. (takes pictures of all the Shroobs he sees.) There. And sent. That should tell Yoshi the SSM about the Shroobs."

Toad: "Meanwhile at Yoshi the SSM's house."

Yoshi the SSM: "Oh. What's this? "These Shroobs have escaped the cold storage of Bowser's Castle. They may be after conquering the kingdom. They are currently here at Diamond City." O-K. Wait. What a surprise. OK. "Yes. This seems like terrible news. However. This is actually good news to someone else. I am going to pick him up and be there. Make sure to both keep the two lady leaders alive and keep the Shroobs there. I will move as quickly as possible." And sent. OK. Time to deliver the news."

Toad: "And Yoshi the SSM teleports to a small shuttlecraft and goes to the Shroob planet.
Back at Diamond City..."

Mr. Y: "Oh. Got a response. Oh. Ok. I will, Yoshi the SSM."

Sonic: "What is so important about these two lady leaders that make good news?"

Mr. Y: "You should find out once Yoshi the SSM arrives."

Mister M

The most charming villain ever.
Mario: Another perfect round in the bag!

Luigi: Easy for you to say. I was on my last life again.


Mr. M: Brother. It's good to see you again.

*Mr. M closes his eyes and makes his connection to his home universe*

Mr. L: Bro! What happened to your power?

Mr. M: It got stolen by Mr. B.

Mr. L: Who?

Mr. M: He apparently caused ruin to our home years before we were born.

Mr. L: Huh. Anyway, I think I know how to get your power back! Looking through your memory, your power was infused into some goombas. All you have to do is defeat them and your powers are yours again!

Mr. M: Sounds easy. Thank you, brother.

Mr. L: What are brothers for?

Paper Yoshi the SSM

I'm Yoshi the Space Station Manager from the wiki.
Mario Goomba: "Mr. B warned us that there may be a way to have our powers return to the origin. Didn't he. And if there was, we wouldn't remember anything that happened during this time."

Luigi Goomba: "Mario Goomba, I don't want to lose our powers. I don't want to be just a regular Goomba again."

Mario Goomba: "We were regular Goombas for a few seconds. Remember. We came from a Big Goomba that split in two. Thus we are twins."

Luigi Goomba: "Oh. Right. Anyways. What should we do? Run away?"

Goomba Black Yoshi: "No. Mr. B only wanted us to help him defeat Mr. M. But if we ever were separated from him, that we should show that we can do good. That's why he said show your worth to Princess Peach. Mr. B has chosen his path. We must chose our paths."

Mario Goomba: "Hmm... Maybe. But these are his powers. And the your powers are Mr. Y's."

Luigi Goomba: "Please. I don't like what your saying."

Mario Goomba: "But let us at least give him a good one while we are at it. Goomba Black Yoshi. Help us to remember this life afterwards."

Toad: "And the Mario Goomba Bros. go near Mr. M and start fighting with him.
Meanwhile on the Shroob planet, Yoshi the SSM has teleported down to the prince."

Prince Shroob: "Y-Yoshi? Why are you here again? Did you bring anyone with you?"

Yoshi the SSM: "I have come to bring some good news. I did not bring anyone with me."

Prince Shroob: "Oh. What's the good news. I would like to hear it."

Yoshi the SSM after showing the pictures: "Apparently, your sisters are actually alive."

Prince Shroob after looking at the pictures: "Yeah. They are my sisters. Where is this place? And why did you say that my sisters were defeated?"

Yoshi the SSM: "Diamond City, apparently. Sonic is right there. And I know Sonic is in Diamond City. As for the reason why I thought your sisters were defeated, I have played a game where the Mario Bros. defeated your sisters. But apparently, Bowser froze them in ice some time afterwards. The ice they were in just recently melted and your sisters are alive again. And I can take you to them."

Prince Shroob: "Wait. You can take me to them. Ok. We should hurry. They went to your planet years ago to conquer it rather than stay here. I am pretty sure they don't know what happened to this planet after they left. And probably assume that I am no longer alive. So. Let's be on our way, shall we. Minister Shroob. Be sure to watch this planet until I return."

Toad: "And the two teleport to Yoshi the SSM's shuttlecraft."

Prince Shroob: "I thought you said that you didn't bring anyone along. But that voice. That sounds like a Toad."

Yoshi the SSM: "That is Main Toad. He is a narrator. He has become a narrator since we last met. Anyways. We are now on the way to my planet."


Celestial Guide
:toadette:: I got through this round perfectly.

: These blisters are getting worse! And I've also lost my last life! I'll still watch the tournament though.

: No sweat! We're almost at the finals!

:waluigi:: Just enough to pass. This round was tough.

: Another round completed! I'm going to have to up my game since Zem and Zam were eliminated a round ago! I shall not let my friends down!

:wario:: So, you beat the semi-finals of the Mash League? Last, but not least, 5-Volt!

*Wario leaves the scene. The final round starts, featuring Nintendo Classics games made by 5-Volt*

*Meanwhile, at 5-Volt's house, 5-Volt is watching TV and keeps switching channels*

5-Volt: *yawns*

*5-Volt looks at the clock*

5-Volt: 9-Volt is home soon! I'd better start on dinner.

*On the TV*

Mr. Sparkles: Hey, shoppers! It's time to... sparkle.

5-Volt: Or not-this looks good.

Mr. Sparkles: See it. Like it. Buy it. Own it. Love it. And IT is...a HOT new frying pan!

5-Volt: Frying pan?

Mr. Sparkles: It's tuff-nuff coated with sprinkle-sprankles!

5-Volt: Whaa-?

Mr. Sparkles: Heats like a dream! Eases back pain! Makes your kids super smart! And you, a millionaire!

5-Volt: Wow! R-really?!

Mr. Sparkles: Like it?!

5-Volt: YES!

Mr. Sparkles: Don't buy it just yet! Now it's time those muscles, shoppers!

5-Volt: Uh, what?

Mr. Sparkles: That's right, my friends. These pans are heavy! How heavy? A ton per pan!

5-Volt: Who in the world thought THIS up?

Mr. Sparkles; So before you buy, give this workout a try!

5-Volt: Maybe I will.

Mr. Sparkles: You too can bench-press these pans! Aren't muscles just the absolute best? We'll get started right after the break!

5-Volt: Who needs a break? I'm ready to go now!

*a few hours later, 9-Volt comes home from school*

9-Volt: I'm home!

5-Volt: Ready to eat? Made hamburgers!

9-Volt: YES! *gasps*

*In his excitement, 9-Volt drops his aqua blue Nintendo 3DS under the counter*

9-Volt: My game! Oh no, I can't reach it!

5-Volt: One sec...

*Thanks to the workout she did earlier, 5-Volt manages to lift the counter with just one hand*

5-Volt: Hrm! Problem solved!

9-Volt: Huh? *looks at 5-Volt holding the counter with one hand* NO WAY!

5-Volt: *giggles*

Paper Yoshi the SSM

I'm Yoshi the Space Station Manager from the wiki.
Toad: "Meanwhile on the edge of Diamond City, Yoshi the SSM has beamed done with Princess Shroob to Elder Princess Shroob."

Elder Princess Shroob: "Woah. What's this? This person looks kind of like my brother."

Prince Shroob: "It's true. You alive. And I finally see you again (gets a tear) I recently heard that you died. And just today I found out you are alive."

Yoshi the SSM: "Elder Princess Shroob. He looks like your brother because he is your brother."

Elder Princess Shroob: "That can't be possible. He determined to stay on the dying planet of ours. He surely died due to lack of food."

Prince Shroob: "No. We found a way to counteract the radiation. However. We still haven't gain what he once had, but we are surviving. But... (has another tear) Sometimes I wish that I left with you guys. I was determined to rebuild our planet. And if I went, it will never happen."

Elder Princess Shroob: "Yeah. You never wanted to give up on something you love. Our planet especially. But why do you wish you came with us?"

Prince Shroob: "Because conquering a planet would be better than the living the life on our planet. For. We are just surviving. However. When I heard you and your sister died, I came to the conclusion that conquering was the worst option due to not dying."

Elder Princess Shroob: "Yeah... That would seem like the better option."

Prince Shroob: "Yeah. I also assigned Gulbak to take over the security of our planet. He, on the other hand, wanted to destroy this planet we are on not that long ago. Before I heard of your death. We didn't know what happened to the conquering on this planet."

Elder Princess Shroob: "Yeah. Of all the Shroobs that stayed behind. He seemed like one you would assign that position to. I can see him destroying this planet. Wait. Where is Gulbak?"

Yoshi the SSM: "He and his giant ship was destroyed."

Elder Princess Shroob: "By the way, how much does this Yoshi know about our past?"

Yoshi the SSM: "Yeah... I read about the Koopalons attacking your planet many many years ago. And played the game you two were in which was called: "Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time.""

Elder Princess Shroob: "How do I know that this Yoshi didn't create you just to stop us from conquering this planet."

Prince Shroob: "Who said anything about not conquering this planet. Wait. Why did you bring me here? Is it just for us to meet again?"

Yoshi the SSM: "Yes. Exactly that. Anyways. I don't really like the fact that you are conquering this planet. As neither anyone else on this planet."

Elder Princess Shroob: "We searched and searched for a habitable planet for years. We could not find any. Only this one. There is no other planet for us to conquer. Life on a planet was a must for us."

Prince Shroob: "Yeah. For you guys, it was a must because if life was not on a planet, that would mean that the planet was not suitable for living conditions. If it was rejected by another race, it should be rejected. You also needed that planet to be close range since there wasn't enough to travel a long distance. Only our one scientist was the only hope to restore any planet. And he was committed to trying to restore our planet. And the reason I stayed behind was to make sure that the Shroobs that wanted to stay behind had a leader."

Yoshi the SSM: "Oh. I see. Anyways. Well. I'll let you have a family reunion. I at least wanted to give you guys that. Bye."

Toad: "And Yoshi the SSM teleports away."

Elder Princess Shroob: "Show yourself, Toad."

Prince Shroob: "According to that Yoshi, that Toad you are hearing is a narrator. He told me about it when he got me from our planet. Anyways. What are you two doing right now?"

Elder Princess Shroob: "We are trying to ruin the party that is going on here. But, my sister hasn't made any progress."

Prince Shroob: "OK. Have you determined how long they'll be doing this party?"

Elder Princess Shroob: "A long time. They are just doing the finals. Also. It is the fifth round. And there seems to be two other rounds like unto this. Plus a the host serving as a boss battle at the end."

Prince Shroob: "Hmm... There seems like there is plenty of time. Is the leader of the planet here?"

Elder Princess Shroob: "There is no leader of the planet. But, I did find someone close. Princess Peach, the ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom. We captured her when we invaded years ago. It seems possible that she is roughly the same age due to her being from the future during that time."

Prince Shroob: "Yeah. I hate the idea of time traveling. Sounds like I made a better decision. Hmm... Did you notice anything special about her?"

Elder Princess Shroob: "Yeah. I sense some baking skill in her. And she has two people called Mario and Luigi who guard her... Wait. They are right there."

Prince Shroob: "Wait. She has baking skill. Maybe we can go after her and kidnap her and have her bake us a cake. I say kidnap her because of you guys."

Elder Princess Shroob: "Thanks, brother. We just need to keep an eye on all Yoshis we see. Hey sister! Come along! We are going to Peach's Castle!"

Princess Shroob: "Coming!"

Elder Princess Shroob: "Junior Shrooboid. Watch this crowd. And see what they do. Watch the Yoshis especially."

Junior Shrooboid: "Yes, ma'am."

Toad: "After Princess Shroob comes to the army and she reunites with Prince Shroob, the army heads towards Peach's Castle.
Meanwhile in the stadium, Yoshi the SSM teleports next to Mr. Y."

Sonic, Daisy, and Mr. Y: "Yeah. We made it through the finals."

Yoshi the SSM: "Hello. Um... Mr. Y. Can you use your powers to keep an eye on the Shroobs. I did do a family reunion. But that may not help. They could end of going to Peach's Castle eventually."

Mr. Y: "Um... this Yoshi doesn't have any powers."

Yoshi the SSM: "Who said I wanted the Yoshi powers."

Mr. Y: "I like your thinking. Mr. M is not here in diamond city. Yoshi. Take my place will you?"

Yoshi the SSM: "I have to make sure it is ok with the rules."

Mr. Y: "Then in that case, if they say that Yoshi the SSM can replace you, then go after Mr. M. If not, let Yoshi the SSM do it for you. Yoshi. (I will do this.)"

Yoshi the SSM: "Just be sure you aren't caught by any Shroob."

Toad: "And the group arranges for Mr. Y to remove his mask to what it seemed like it happened accidentally. Mr. Y as a mask then goes onto a Shroob leaving the Diamond City area and follows the three Shroob leaders to Princess Peach's Castle."

Mister M

The most charming villain ever.
Mario: Luigi, this is fun and all, but we aren't getting anywhere.

Luigi: Mario, wai-

*But Mario had already walked off*

Mario: Alright. Where to?

*Mario pulls out a map*

Mario: Evangeline. . . that town that disappeared years ago? Hmm. Seems like a good place to start.

*Mario starts to follow the map*


Celestial Guide
:toadette:: Cream? Are you ok?

: No! Toadette! Toadiko! You must take me back to Mushroom City so that these blisters will go away!

:toadette:: Ok! Coming, Toadiko?

: Sure, Toadette. Your mom must be worried about you, Cream. Let's get you home.

*Toadette, Cream, and Toadiko leave Diamond City stadium and head back to the Mushroom City Car Wash*

*At the Car Wash*

Toadia: You're back already, Toadette and Toadiko? What made you come home so soon?

:toadette:: Cream has blisters on her hands! She can no longer compete in the Wario Bowl!

: We had to take her back here because if we stayed at the Wario Bowl, her blisters would only get worse! Vanilla, you must be worried about her, right?

: Poor Cream. She must be in pain. It just hurts me to see my daughter get hurt.

: Toadette, Toadiko, I want you guys to stay here to keep me company while these blisters heal. Ok?

:toadette:: Of course we'll keep you company, Cream. You're our friend.

: And friends are always together, even in the worst times. We would never leave you, Cream.

: Thank you for thinking of me, Toadette and Toadiko. I'd rather stay here than watch the Wario Bowl anyways.

*Back in Diamond City Stadium, Waluigi and Oxide have passed the final round of the Mash League*

Alien Bunnies: The Mash League is over. We are allowing you to take a 24 hour break to prepare for the Twist League. Just don't disturb Wario! He is taking a bath! If you do disturb him, you'll be in huge trouble!

*The Alien Bunnies leave the stadium*

: It looks like Wario has the prize money in his hands and in the tub while he's bathing! He can't touch that money! That money is supposed to be for the winner! Waluigi! Zem! Zam! Should we try to make the tub fall over and get Wario all wet? Than we can put the money in a safe place so that Wario doesn't touch it!

:waluigi:: That might hurt Wario's feelings, Oxide. Besides, the Alien Bunnies did say to not disturb him. But you are correct on the fact that he shouldn't be touching the prize money. He is the host after all. So, let's do it!

: This could mean that Wario wants the prize money all to himself! I'm on it, guys! *burp* He's definitely not following the rules here!

: Ruff.

: Great! This should really show him not to be greedy!

*Oxide, Waluigi, Zem, and Zam go to the middle of the stadium where Wario is bathing*

:wario:: Streaming this thing was a genius move. I'm going to be filthy rich! Oh yeah! From now on, everything I own-gold, gold! Heh. Even my money will be GOLD! Hey, y-you smell that? It's coming from this gold thing. Must be the sweet smell of victory!

: Oh no you won't, Wario! That gold thing, it smells very stinky, definitely not the smell of victory! And you shouldn't be touching that prize money!! It's for the winner!

: Ruff!

: You're very greedy, Wario. You just want all that prize money to yourself, right? Woah!

*Zem trips over Zam. Both of them fall onto their bellies*

:waluigi:: You're the host, Wario. That means you shouldn't be touching the prize until you hand it to the winner! Uh oh!

*Waluigi trips over Zem and falls onto his belly*

: Besides, is that gold thing even yours, Wario?! My mind keeps thinking that you stole it! It doesn't even look like it belongs to you! I'm falling!

*Oxide trips over Waluigi and falls onto his belly. The fall is so hard that the tub Wario is in falls over, spilling out all the prize money and getting him all wet*

:wario:: Ouch! I'm all wet! Why you, Oxide! I thought we were friends! You just hurt my feelings!

: I had to do it, Wario. You were touching the prize money when you shouldn't be! I also don't believe that gold thing is yours, Wario. Get it out of here! You're stinking up the whole stadium with it!! It also doesn't look like it's yours, Wario. Give it back to the person you stole it from, or I will never trust you again!!

: It looks like you just want all that cash to yourself, Wario. You should be more considerate of others, it's not just you who wants the money.

: Ruff!!

:waluigi:: Wario, you just violated the rules of the host! You must control your greed, so that you don't get distracted by certain things that aren't yours!

:wario:: Never! That gold thing is mine! Who cares if it belongs to someone else?! It's mine, all mine! Why did you guys hurt me? I thought I could trust you!

*Wario leaves the stadium with the gold thing, shedding a few tears*
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Mister M

The most charming villain ever.

Mario: Geez, sure is foggy here. Now, where is it?

*Mario looks at his map*

Mario: Oh, silly me! It's just up ahead!

*Mario arrives at a mansion*

Mario: Hmm. Door's locked. Wait, what's that?

*Mario reaches into the fountain and pulls out a rusty crowbar*

Mario: Hmm. . . Maybe. . .

*Mario uses the crowbar to open the door, but the crowbar breaks*

Mario: Dang tools. Can't even last one job.

*Mario goes inside the mansion*

Paper Yoshi the SSM

I'm Yoshi the Space Station Manager from the wiki.
Toad: "Meanwhile at Peach's Castle, the Shroobs have successfully taken control of the castle and have come over to Princess Peach."

Elder Princess Shroob: "Remember, us Princess. Thought we were dead? Well guess what. We are alive. And have come to retake this kingdom."

Prince Shroob: "Also, I am these two's brother. We were hoping that you will bake us a cake while we have you captive so that we can have a proper family reunion. It's has been several years since I saw my sisters."

Toad: "After he says this, the Shroobs take the Princess to the kitchen and take control of the throne room and start remodeling Peach's Castle to make it Shroob Castle.
Meanwhile at the stadium..."

Yoshi the SSM: "Break time. Ok. Well. I guess we will have to wait and see if I can take your place Red Yoshi. Anyone want some popcorn?"

Toad: "Yoshi the SSM then shares some popcorn with Sonic, Red Yoshi, Daisy, Captain Toad, and Blue Toad."

Mister M

The most charming villain ever.
Luigi: Hey! Can I get some popcorn, too?


Mario: Man, it's so dark in here!

*Mario notices a lit room*

Mario: Huh? What's in there?

*Mario goes into the room and finds a lantern and a music box. He takes the lantern*

Mario: Oh, what a pretty music box!

*Mario takes the music box*

Mario: Seeing this lantern makes me think. I should probably get some tools.

*Mario goes to the front door to leave, but it isn't there*

Mario: What?! It's gone?!

*Mario panics*

Mario: Okay, if this is a prank, you got me. Please, put the door back!

*No response*

Mario: Mamma mia. . .


Celestial Guide
*Meanwhile, at Diamond City Stadium*

Alien Bunnies: Break time is over! Time for the Twist League to start!

*Everyone heads back into the audience*

: We hope Oxide and Waluigi manage to pass this league, Zam. If all of us lose, we'll let Wario down!

: Ruff, Ruff.

:waluigi:: I bet we'll have to tilt the system to win! That's going to be super hard!

: I hate when I have to tilt the system! Sometimes those little tilt sensors just don't want to work! Hopefully it isn't too difficult for me!

:wario:: All right, stooges-time to twist some stuff. So watch this. You're going to tilt this thing right and left. Right. Left. Right! LEFT! Only right and left! Got it? Oh yeah. You'll need the A Button too. It's the one with the A on it. Hey! Why aren't you twisting stuff yet?

*Round 1 of the Twist League starts*
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Paper Yoshi the SSM

I'm Yoshi the Space Station Manager from the wiki.
Sonic: "This is... kind of like driving a car... I seem to be pretty good at it. I have driven a car before, you know."

Red Yoshi: "I don't know what driving a car is. However. I got through the round because one time on Yoshi's Island there was a game with tilt mechanics called Yoshi Topsy-Turvy. Needless to say, I am a good tilter. Or twister. Whatever."

Yoshi the SSM: "Also, they seem to not allow me to replace you. I think I'll head out and find Mr. M."

Red Yoshi: "Also, can you see if you can find the powers given to me. They were taken by someone."

Yoshi the SSM: "Sure thing."

Toad: "Yoshi the SSM starts heading out."

Daisy: "Got through the first round without a problem, but I don't think I will win the league. Well, wish me luck in the next few rounds."

Toad: "Meanwhile at Peach's Castle..."

Princess Shroob: "Looks like we have restored everything that was part of our last attack. What shall we do now?"

Elder Princess Shroob: "We should start getting fuel for our ships just like you did last attack."

Princess Shroob: "OK. On it. Also, what should we do with the people in Diamond City?"

Elder Princess Shroob: "Let them have fun while they can still can. Once they are done, they will realize that there is no hope for them."

Toad: "Both princesses then do evil laughs."

Mister M

The most charming villain ever.

Mario: Mamma mia. . . I feel like I've been in this mansion forever. . .

*Mario finds a diary and starts to read it out of boredom*

Mario: Wait. . . Oh god. . .

*Mario's eyes turn green*

Mario: I'll Kill You! I'll Kill You! I'll Kill You! I'll Kill You! I'll Kill You! I'll Kill You! I'll Kill You! I'll Kill You!!! HAHAHA!!

-Back at Diamond City Stadium-

Luigi: Wait, is that. . . Mr. M?

*Luigi hops down, accidentally stomping on the Goomba Mario Bros.*

Luigi: Hey, what- oh. Those Goombas gave you a hard time.

Mr. M: Oh, Shaddup.

Paper Yoshi the SSM

I'm Yoshi the Space Station Manager from the wiki.
Toad: "Yoshi the SSM has also jumped down and landed on Goomba Black Yoshi."

Yoshi the SSM: "Oh. Hi. Wait... I am sensing something. This Yoshi has Mr. Y's Red Yoshi's powers. Hang on."

Toad: "Yoshi the SSM goes to the Red Yoshi and gives him the powers back."

Red Yoshi: "Thanks."

Yoshi the SSM: "Your welcome. Also. Please don't use them to win."

Red Yoshi: "OK. I won't besides, I can definitely win at least the league without them. I should excel in the touch one too, if it is touch based."

Yoshi the SSM: "Yeah. You should. Well. Have a good time."

Red Yoshi: "I will."

Toad: "Yoshi the SSM goes back to Mr. M."

Yoshi the SSM: "I'm back. Mr. M. I am staying with you until Mr. Y returns from the Shroobs. I am the one that sent him there to keep an eye, but he will indeed return to you. Currently, the Shroobs are in Peach's Castle and have gotten ships and have started getting fuel from the Toads. That's all I have to say for now."