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Luz Noceda

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Ray Trace: She IS.

*He started stroking the little tapeworm again.*
Chroma Key: Blegh.

*He winced at the sight of Ray stroking some disgusting...THING*

Chroma Key: You're really gonna leave me for some tapeworm?
 

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Chroma Key: Blegh.

*He winced at the sight of Ray stroking some disgusting...THING*

Chroma Key: You're really gonna leave me for some tapeworm?
Ray Trace: Well no. I plan to take her with us to the ship, so we can finally get out of this dump once and for all. I don't understand why we need to take the long way out, when the short way is faster and easier.
 

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*Lightbulb!*

Chroma Key: Ray...let's forget this whole thing ever happened, okay? Here's a deal: I'll stop being so mean to Scan Line and I'll let you take her back to the ship if you keep quiet about me bringing my blaster.

*Chroma stuck his hand out*

Chroma Key: Deal?
 

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*Ray Trace grinned.*

Ray Trace: Sure thing then. I'm glad you finally understood! I'll keep my mouth shut about that blaster.

*Ray Trace sheathed his blades, and picked up the tapeworm as if it were a baby, cradling it.*

Ray Trace: We're going to be fine, Scan Line. See, I told you I'd get you out of here! <3

*He shook his hand at Chroma Key.*
 

Luz Noceda

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*Ray Trace grinned.*

Ray Trace: Sure thing then. I'm glad you finally understood! I'll keep my mouth shut about that blaster.

*Ray Trace sheathed his blades, and picked up the tapeworm as if it were a baby, cradling it.*

Ray Trace: We're going to be fine, Scan Line. See, I told you I'd get you out of here! <3

*He shook his hand at Chroma Key.*
Chroma Key: Scan Line...I'm really sorry.

*Chroma put his blaster away and smirked. Dark Light will know what to do about this, he thought*
 

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*Ray Trace caught the smirk.*

Ray Trace: Wait. You're not thinking about tricking me, are you?
 

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*Ray Trace smiled.*

Ray Trace: Who's there!?
 

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Ray Trace: Nobel who?
 

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*Ray Trace started laughing.*

Ray Trace: Ха-ха-ха-ха-ха-ха!

*He started blubbering in Russian.*

Ray Trace: You heard that Scan Line? That was a funny joke!
 

Luz Noceda

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*Ray Trace started laughing.*

Ray Trace: Ха-ха-ха-ха-ха-ха!

*He started blubbering in Russian.*

Ray Trace: You heard that Scan Line? That was a funny joke!
Chroma Key: Hey, Scan Line! You liked that one? I got tons more!
 

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*Several corny jokes later.*

*The two...or three in Ray's perspective...made it back to the ship.*
 

Luz Noceda

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*Several corny jokes later.*

*The two...or three in Ray's perspective...made it back to the ship.*
Chroma Key: Commander Light! Ray found another tapeworm and he's buying into all that "Scan Line" bullcrap again. Like, he thinks the worm is his girlfriend. What should we do?
 

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Chroma Key: Commander Light! Ray found another tapeworm and he's buying into all that "Scan Line" bullcrap again. Like, he thinks the worm is his girlfriend. What should we do?
Dark Light: You found him? What the heck was he doing mucking about without my supervision?

*Ray Trace's face suddenly darkened.*

Ray Trace: Wait, you think I'm delusional again!? Chroma, I thought you knew Scan Line was not a tapeworm!
 

Luz Noceda

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Dark Light: You found him? What the heck was he doing mucking about without my supervision?

*Ray Trace's face suddenly darkened.*

Ray Trace: Wait, you think I'm delusional again!? Chroma, I thought you knew Scan Line was not a tapeworm!
Chroma Key: This is for both for your own good and Lieutenant's safety, Ray!
 

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Chroma Key: This is for both for your own good and Lieutenant's safety, Ray!
*Dark Light walked up, and inspected the tapeworm Ray Trace brought in.*

Dark Light: What was Scan Line doing down there in the large intestine, Ray Trace? Chroma Key is acting like a dork, don't listen to him. Scan Line's no tapeworm.

Ray Trace: I'll explain when we make our way home, but Chroma wants to outright MURDER her!!! HE brought THAT blaster you know!? HE LIED TO YOU!!!!

Dark Light: Chroma Key. Who do you think you are, lying to your own commander and trying to murder Ray Trace's girlfriend?
 

Luz Noceda

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*Dark Light walked up, and inspected the tapeworm Ray Trace brought in.*

Dark Light: What was Scan Line doing down there in the large intestine, Ray Trace? Chroma Key is acting like a dork, don't listen to him. Scan Line's no tapeworm.

Ray Trace: I'll explain when we make our way home, but Chroma wants to outright MURDER her!!! HE brought THAT blaster you know!? HE LIED TO YOU!!!!

Dark Light: Chroma Key. Who do you think you are, lying to your own commander and trying to murder Ray Trace's girlfriend?
Chroma Key: ...Scusi?! Commander, please tell me this is some joke. This is a joke, right?! S-Scan Line ain't real! Uh...Vi! Can you back me up here?
 

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Chroma Key: ...Scusi?! Commander, please tell me this is some joke. This is a joke, right?! S-Scan Line ain't real! Uh...Vi! Can you back me up here?
Dark Light: You think I joke, Chroma Key? Ultra Violet and Bluminescence are both out, looking for any further tapeworm eggs. Anyway, Ray Trace, hand over Scan Line to me. I'll make sure she'll partake a safe journey back. Chroma Key is a dangerous, delusional threat, not to be trusted around here, so you keep an eye out on him.

*Ray Trace a bit reluctantly handed Scan Line over to Dark Light, and the commander marched her way back inside the ship.*
 

Luz Noceda

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Dark Light: You think I joke, Chroma Key? Ultra Violet and Bluminescence are both out, looking for any further tapeworm eggs. Anyway, Ray Trace, hand over Scan Line to me. I'll make sure she'll partake a safe journey back. Chroma Key is a dangerous, delusional threat, not to be trusted around here, so you keep an eye out on him.

*Ray Trace a bit reluctantly handed Scan Line over to Dark Light, and the commander marched her way back inside the ship.*
Chroma Key: W-what?! You're actually buying into Ray's delusions?! I saw you tackle Ray to the ground the other day because he was blabbering about Scan Line!! L-Luigi, what do you think?!

Luigi: I dunno what you're talking about, she's right there.

Chroma Key: NO SHE'S NOT!! SHE! IS! NOT! REAL!!
 

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*It wasn't long before the Commander headed back out of the ship, her blades unsheathed and she had a bit of yellowish blood on her.*

Dark Light: Chroma Key, I'm not happy about you lying about hiding your blaster from me, but I took care of that tapeworm Ray Trace helpfully brought in. Good work.

Ray Trace: Thank you so much for taking care of Scan Line, Commander!
 

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Chroma Key: ...oh. Thank you, Commander. I should've seen that coming, honestly.
Dark Light: We'll have a little bit of a talk about lying about dangerous weapons to your superior, but as of now, something's certainly not right about Ray Trace. He's under a delusional spell again, correct?

Ray Trace: I'm going in the ship right now, Commander. Scan Line has had a rough day, and she needs companionship.

Dark Light: Go ahead. I'll supervise you. But regardless, Chroma Key, he needs his head checked. Immediately. Once we're done, we need to help fix him up.
 

Luz Noceda

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Dark Light: We'll have a little bit of a talk about lying about dangerous weapons to your superior, but as of now, something's certainly not right about Ray Trace. He's under a delusional spell again, correct?

Ray Trace: I'm going in the ship right now, Commander. Scan Line has had a rough day, and she needs companionship.

Dark Light: Go ahead. I'll supervise you. But regardless, Chroma Key, he needs his head checked. Immediately. Once we're done, we need to help fix him up.
Chroma Key: I wonder why he’s so delusional in the first place,,?
 
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