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MightyMario

Mario time!
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Ray Trace: Yep!

Dark Light: Ray Trace. You're a bad dog.

*Ray Trace went on his fours and started whimpering.*

Dark Light: Go home.

*Ray Trace, all sullen, shamefully walked on his fours into his room. Though there was no cat door for him to slip through, he ended up banging his head on the door.*

Dark Light: Mija, I apologize for my sergeant's rude behavior. He's my responsibility and I take the blame for his actions.



Dark Light: And where have YOU been, Ultra Violet?

Ultra Violet: Oh don't worry about me. I ain't stayin' here long.

*Outside, a familiar chirping sound can be heard.*
*Blue Bird heard the chirping and instantly perked up*

Blue: Mama?
 

Dark Light

Commander of the Protectors, LEO, generally grumpy
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*Blue Bird heard the chirping and instantly perked up*

Blue: Mama?
*And just then, a slightly bigger blue bird flew inside and looked for a perching spot. She decided to perch on top of a television.*

Dark Light: What-the?

Ultra Violet: Hmmmm?
 

Dark Light

Commander of the Protectors, LEO, generally grumpy
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Blue: Is it- is it really you? I missed you so much!
Mama Bird: My baby!!!!!!!!!!!

*She swooped down from her perching spot and finally rendezvoused with her baby, after all of her time spent searching.*

Bluminescence: Awww! How adorable. Ultra Violet, you've done a magnificent job taking care of that baby!

*Bluminescence held and patted on Ultra Violet's shoulder and for once, Ultra Violet did not reel away from it. It was indeed a wholesome moment.*

Redshift: Yes. I agree. Good work, Ultra Violet.

Dark Light: Yeah. The mom came to me today, asking me where her baby was, and I told her to look in here. I'm so glad she found me, otherwise, she would have kept looking.
 

MightyMario

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Mama Bird: My baby!!!!!!!!!!!

*She swooped down from her perching spot and finally rendezvoused with her baby, after all of her time spent searching.*

Bluminescence: Awww! How adorable. Ultra Violet, you've done a magnificent job taking care of that baby!

*Bluminescence held and patted on Ultra Violet's shoulder and for once, Ultra Violet did not reel away from it. It was indeed a wholesome moment.*

Redshift: Yes. I agree. Good work, Ultra Violet.

Dark Light: Yeah. The mom came to me today, asking me where her baby was, and I told her to look in here. I'm so glad she found me, otherwise, she would have kept looking.
*Blue cuddled into Mama’s chest and gave a soft chirp*

Blue: I missed you.
 

Dark Light

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*Blue cuddled into Mama’s chest and gave a soft chirp*

Blue: I missed you.
Mama Bird: I'm so glad I missed you too, honey.

*Redshift then had a look in his face as if he remembered something important, and he walked over to Dark Light and murmured something to her. This made Dark Light suddenly mad, but she wasn't going to go Commander-mode to address the problem. Not now anyway.*

Dark Light: Right. So you're back together. If there's anything else we can do for you, we are always open for you. We can even let one of us take care of the baby bird if need to be, or if your baby bird goes missing again, you are free to recruit us.
 

MightyMario

Mario time!
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Mama Bird: I'm so glad I missed you too, honey.

*Redshift then had a look in his face as if he remembered something important, and he walked over to Dark Light and murmured something to her. This made Dark Light suddenly mad, but she wasn't going to go Commander-mode to address the problem. Not now anyway.*

Dark Light: Right. So you're back together. If there's anything else we can do for you, we are always open for you. We can even let one of us take care of the baby bird if need to be, or if your baby bird goes missing again, you are free to recruit us.
*Blue Bird briefly broke the hug for a moment and turned to face Dark Light, his face crying tears of joy*

Blue: Thank you all so much. Without your help, I would have never seen my Mama again. I hope we can all meet again sometime.

*Blue Bird resumed hugging Mama*
 

Dark Light

Commander of the Protectors, LEO, generally grumpy
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*Blue Bird briefly broke the hug for a moment and turned to face Dark Light, his face crying tears of joy*

Blue: Thank you all so much. Without your help, I would have never seen my Mama again. I hope we can all meet again sometime.

*Blue Bird resumed hugging Mama*
*Mama cuddled back.*

Mama Bird: Let's go back home. We've both had a long day, and now that things are starting to get back to normal, we should both settle down.
 

Dark Light

Commander of the Protectors, LEO, generally grumpy
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Mama Bird: I cannot express enough gratitude for you and the Protectors, Dark Light. I truly can't. I'll remember you and your deeds helping me and my baby out eternally. Anyway, I'll be on my way back to my little nest now. Again, thank you so much. Thank you so so much for rescuing and taking care of my little baby.

*And with that, Mama Bird flew out of the Protector base.*
 

MightyMario

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Mama Bird: I cannot express enough gratitude for you and the Protectors, Dark Light. I truly can't. I'll remember you and your deeds helping me and my baby out eternally. Anyway, I'll be on my way back to my little nest now. Again, thank you so much. Thank you so so much for rescuing and taking care of my little baby.

*And with that, Mama Bird flew out of the Protector base.*
*Blue Bird followed behind, eventually flying side by side*
 

Jeff Gordon

If 'ya ain't first, you're last!
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-Downtown Mushroom City-

*The Crown Vic skidded to a stop in front of a shady-looking house. Key and Kenda jumped out, guns at the ready, and made their way to the door, which Kenda pounded on*

Officer Kenda: POLICE, OPEN UP!
 

Dark Light

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*Blue Bird followed behind, eventually flying side by side*
Bluminescence: And there they go! Man I love it when things end on a happy note! Finally we Protected something for once! I'm so happy!

Dark Light: Well. Things aren't settled just yet.

*She sternly turned to Kontrast.*

Dark Light: Kontrast. I need you and Ray Trace in my office. Immediately.

*Kontrast gulped in fear. What did he do wrong? He didn't remember. But somehow, Dark Light did. Kontrast did know you can't keep secrets from Dark Light. She has a habit of finding out. Eventually.*

Redshift: I'll get Ray Trace too.
 

MightyMario

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-Downtown Mushroom City-

*The Crown Vic skidded to a stop in front of a shady-looking house. Key and Kenda jumped out, guns at the ready, and made their way to the door, which Kenda pounded on*

Officer Kenda: POLICE, OPEN UP!
you don’t mind if I join, do you?

*The door opened and Homer Simpson stood in the doorway*

Homer: Uh oh. If this is about that stop sign I hit, I’m sorry.
 

Jeff Gordon

If 'ya ain't first, you're last!
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you don’t mind if I join, do you?

*The door opened and Homer Simpson stood in the doorway*

Homer: Uh oh. If this is about that stop sign I hit, I’m sorry.
*Officer Kenda scanned Homer up and down*

Officer Kenda: Key, get him out of here.

*Chroma escorted Homer away from the house while Kenda went inside*
 

Jeff Gordon

If 'ya ain't first, you're last!
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*Homer sighed a breath of relief*

Homer: Phew! I thought this was about all my unpaid parking tickets and stolen beer-

Homer: Oh crap.
*Key's brow furrowed*

Officer Key: ...we'll talk later.

*Suddenly, the sound of gunshots were heard as Kenda ran out of the house*

Officer Key: Joe, what's wrong?!

Officer Kenda: Take cover!!

Officer Key: Wha-

*Before he could move, another gunshot was heard.*

*Chroma fell to the ground*
 

MightyMario

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*Key's brow furrowed*

Officer Key: ...we'll talk later.

*Suddenly, the sound of gunshots were heard as Kenda ran out of the house*

Officer Key: Joe, what's wrong?!

Officer Kenda: Take cover!!

Officer Key: Wha-

*Before he could move, another gunshot was heard.*

*Chroma fell to the ground*
Homer: *scream from Treehouse of Horror V* I gotta get out of here!

*Homer runs off*
 

Jeff Gordon

If 'ya ain't first, you're last!
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*Kenda quickly grabs Chroma and drags him behind the Crown Vic. He frantically talks into his radio*

Officer Kenda: We have a 10-99! Officer down, repeat, officer down! Requesting immediate back-up!

Officer Key: ...ugh...
 

MightyMario

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*Homer keeps running, until he unknowingly runs into an empty dressing tent, where he trips and splashes white paint on his face*

Homer: AGH! WHERE THE HECK AM I?

*A wig falls on him, making him look like Krusty the Clown*
 

Yoshi the SSM

I'm Yoshi the Space Station Manager from the wiki.
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Narrator Toad: "Meanwhile at another location, Kolorado (3D) has defeated the Goomba. The Goomba has now returned to normal. As for the Season Changer, it fell down and hit the ground and the thing opened up. After that, the four seasons go four different directions."

Kolorado (3D): "Oh no. The Season Changer is broken. (the area he was in then become darker) Wait. Why is it night? It's not suppose to be night."

Narrator Toad: "Meanwhile at the pyramid..."

Dry Bones: "Oh no! It's broken! The Season Changer is broken! AHHHHH!"

Narrator Toad: "And he and lots of other Dry Bones go crazy."

Yoshi the SSM: "Oh. I got the translation. Finally. If the Season Changer is broken this happens. I need to tell Kolorado. And it seems like it has been broken, according to what the Dry Bones said before becoming crazy (Calls Kolorado (3D)). Kolorado?"

Kolorado (3D): "What is it? You found something out. I really hope you can explain this night."

Yoshi the SSM: "It is because the Season Changer broke. It makes the current area always day or always night. Depending on the location. As for the seasons, they are now in with the four elements of old. Spring has gone to Earth. Summer has gone to Fire. Fall/Autumn has gone to Air. And Winter has gone to Water. Also, the mountains, the desert, the lava area, the forest, and the sky all are stuck in day. The ice and water areas are stuck in night. According to this text, they need to be gathered in order to put them back in the day/night cycle."

Kolorado (3D): "Got it. I will collect them. Anything else?"

Yoshi the SSM: "Yes. Can you come and help me. These Dry Bones are going crazy. You can do so after collecting Spring from the mountains. I mean, the desert is in between the mountains and the lava area."

Kolorado (3D): "Got it. Well. See you later, then. (and hangs up and goes to the mountains)"
 

Dark Light

Commander of the Protectors, LEO, generally grumpy
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Ray Trace
*It wasn't long until Kontrast and Ray Trace both nervously stood in Dark Light's office.*

Dark Light: So. I have gotten reports from Redshift that you two have been misbehaving and acting very rude towards a Protector. Is this true?

Kontrast: Um.

Ray Trace: All we did was call Ultra Violet "Mama Violet". And we teased him about it! That's all we.................

*It was then it hit Ray Trace's thick skull that he was indeed confessing to Dark Light about something he shouldn't have done.*

Ray Trace: Ooooohhhhhhhhhhhh.

Dark Light: Your behavior is completely unacceptable. Both of you. Good thing my Lieutenant was there to note both of your behavior. Especially you, Ray Trace. You've been acting worse and worse over the days, first with the Mija pet disrespect, and now making fun of a Protector doing his job. So, I'm going to come up with a punishment for you.

Dark Light: Ray Trace, I'm going to lock you in your room.

Ray Trace: WHAT!? But Commander, I'm going to DIE in there.

Dark Light: You're a Protector. I've seen criminals more feeble than you survive in their dingy jail cells. You'll live. As for Kontrast, I'm not permitting him to leave this base, and I'll limit the times he can spend working out in our base's gym.

*Kontrast growled.*

Kontrast: Grrrr. Fine. Whatever. I don't even remember what I did anyway. But I'm not going to question this...

Dark Light: Be glad I understand the importance of exercising and that I'll permit you to do some reps. Regardless, it shouldn't come down to this but if you want to act like little playground boys, then I'll happily act as your surrogate supervisor, which is a worse and more humiliating position for you than treating Ultra Violet as a mother. Is that clear?

*Both Protectors nodded.*

Dark Light: Anyway, Redshift, please escort Ray Trace to his room. I'm done here. I expect no more nonsense from you guys.

*Kontrast got up and left, while Redshift took Ray Trace's hand and escorted him to his room, where Redshift lead Ray Trace inside and locked the door for Ray Trace.*
 
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