OFFICIAL 'SHROOM AWARDS VI CEREMONY

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S6 - Favorite New Writer

Hello readers, this is Viper26, presenting the August Monthly Report S6: Favorite New Writer award. This award focuses on the writers who had joined The 'Shroom in the last year, and I'm one of those writers. Besides me, there are 5 other new writers. They are, Andymii, Anton, Lumastar, Megadardery, and Walkazo. Who will win? Find out in the award now!






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In last place with a tie of three votes is Lumastar and Megadardery. Lumastar joined The 'Shroom in Issue XCVI, currently writing the New Articles section in the Pipe Plaza. He has written four sections as of Issue 100. His section list all the new articles created for each month, and it has recieved one SOTM (Section of the Month) award. Sample section (The_'Shroom:Issue_XCVII/Pipe_Plaza#New_Articles)

Megadardery joined The 'Shroom in Issue LXXXIX writing the Beyond 120 Stars section. He currently doesn't write this section, or is writing any section in The 'Shroom as of Issue 100. Megadardery has written five sections, four of which recived a SOTM award. His section lists extra challenges to do in his favorite game, Super Mario 64. Sample section (The_'Shroom:Issue_XCII/Beyond_120_Stars)






I come in fourth place with only 4 votes. I joined The 'Shroom in Issue XCVII, in which I currently write the Monthly Report section of the Pipe Plaza. As of Issue 100, I written four sections, all of which are the same section; however, none of them received the SOTM award. Most of my section is based off the coding Stooben, Super Mario Bros., and Paper Yoshi used when they had written the Monthly Report section. Sample section (The Shroom:Issue_100/Pipe_Plaza#Monthly_Report)






Coming in third with 5 votes is Andymii, our current Poll Committee Vice-Chairperson. He joined The 'Shroom in Issue XCIII writing the Guess Who! section in the Fun Stuff sub-team. As of Issue 100, he has written eight sections, winning six SOTM awards. The questions in his section are structured into various difficulty tiers, mainly easy, medium, and hard. Sample section (The_'Shroom:Issue_XCV/Fun_Stuff#Guess_Who.21)






Walkazo comes in second with a total of 6 votes. She joined The 'Shroom in Issue XCVII, writing a new section called Mario's Boombox in the Palette Swap sub-team. She eventually started writing another new section in the same sub-team called The Adventures of Little Mario. As of Issue 100, she has written a total of 5 sections, with two of them receiving SOTM awards. The Mario's Boombox section is an analysis into video game music, or fan-remixes from various video game series. This section is one of the longer sections because of its detailed writing. Walkazo's other section, The Adventures of Little Mario, is a comic about Mario and co. when they were children growing up in Brooklyn. Sample sections:Mario's Boombox (The_'Shroom:Issue_100/Palette_Swap#Mario.E2.80.99s_Boombox), Little Mario (The_'Shroom:Issue_100/Palette_Swap#The_Adventures_of_Little_Mario)






With a whopping 26 27 votes, Anton is the winner for this presentation. Congratulations! He joined in Issue LXXXIX writing an Ask ___ section called Dear Anton, in the Fake News sub-team. He, along with Shoey, are also writing a new section introduced in Issue 100, in the Fake News called Fightin' Footwear. As of Issue 100, Anton wrote a total of 13 sections, the most for any new writer in this presentation. Dear Anton is your typical Ask ___ section, similar to Ask Tucayo where Anton answers user submitted questions and gives advice to users in the answers. But the section is in an image that features drawings of his character and others in the background. His other section Fightin' Footwear, is co-written with Shoey, where they discuss about different shoes and how enemies could fight Mario if he was wearing the pairs they talk about. Sample sections: Dear Anton (The_'Shroom:Issue_100/Fake_News#Dear_Anton), Fightin' Footwear (The_'Shroom:Issue_100/Fake_News#Fightin.27_Footwear)



Well, that's the end of my presentation. All I can say is great job to all the new writers who joined The 'Shroom in the past 12 or so issues. If you haven't yet, check out A26: Favorite Super Mario 3D World Level, the other award I wrote.

S6 - Favorite New Writer (48 valid votes)

1. Anton - 27 (56.25%)
2. Walkazo - 6 (12.5%)
3. Andymii - 5 (10.42%)
4. Viper26 - 4 (8.33%)
5. Lumastar - 3 (6.25%)
5. Megadardery - 3 (6.25%)



Anton is up next with S7 - Best Use of Images!
 

Anton

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S7 - Best Use of Images (53 valid votes)

1. Dear Anton (Anton) - 15 (28.3%)
2. Peddler's Place (Toadbert101) - 13 (24.53%)
3. Monthly Inquisition (Koohitsu) - 10 (18.87%)
3. Various Fake News entries (MCD) - 10 (18.87%)
4. Cooking Guide (Chivi-chivik) - 2 (3.77%)
4. Peddler's Place (Gamefreak75) - 2 (3.77%)
5. Crocodile Style Reviews (Crocodile Dippy) - 1 (1.89%)



MCD is up next with S3 - Favorite Core Staff
 

Hobbes

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That was an awesome presentation, Dippy! Congrats Edo, very well deserved!
 

Anton

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yes, and thanks!

my favorite thing to draw was yoshi876
 

MrConcreteDonkey

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My presentation ended up being really, really long, so I've had to split it into two posts. The results are at the end of the second. Also I've got sprite credits which I'll put somewhere.



S3: Favourite Core Staff Member
History often repeats itself...

"Welcome to News Smash. I'm your anchor...uh, Smasher. In the news this week:"



"A massive fire led to the offices of national newspaper The 'Shroom burning down. This incident took place yesterday. Five staff members were injured but none seriously."



"Police aprehended a P. Yoshi on the scene. However, due to his paper-like composure, it was determined the most he could've been was an accomplice."

"This news is regarded as especially bizzare because it took place exactly three years after a similar incident, in which the old offices of the newspaper were burnt down."

"I've been Smasher, and this has been the Smasher News at ten."



"And...cut!"

"Alright, alright, everyone out. I need to be alone. Everyone, get out."



...

"Smasher's log. July 22nd. Number 15. Perhaps this one will bring more luck?"





*click*

"Well damn..."

"THIS IS AN OUTRAGE"

"Has anyone seen P_Y since he's been released?"

"I called him, but he said he was going home to get some rest."

"I still can't believe this happened."

"Well, I can't believe YOU still keep denying THE TRUTH! ALL OF YOU!"

"Wh-what are you talking about, Shoey?"

"We all know this fire was started by a member of staff! The culprit must be somebody in this room!"

"Whaaaat?"

"Shoey...are you being serious, or are you being...well, Shoey?"

"I reserve my right to be both, yet, at the same time, neither."

"Nope, he's right. The fire was started in the Archive Room. At the time, that was only open to staff. P_Y is incredibly flammable, so that dictates it must be one of us."

"Now, before we point fingers-"

"MCD did it!"



"That's absolutely preposterous! Out of all the Sub-Team directors in The 'Shroom, I take the most pride in my Sub-Team."

"That's no alibi! To change my mind, you'll need solid evidence that you didn't start the fire."

"To be honest, MCD, out of everyone here, you use fire the most."

"And it's really easy for you to use! I mean, your back's on fire right now."

"Please try not to burn my carpet, MCD."

"That won't stop him, SMB. He'll burn this place down just like he burned down the office! And the old office! And my garage!"

"When did your garage burn down?"

"Tomorrow, if my insurance company asks."

"So...are we accusing MCD or not?"

"Did anyone see him around the time the fire started?"

"You did! Me, you and 876 were about to go to Nabber's party."

"I was in the car. You were gone for five minutes, during which the fire could've been started."

"What were you up to, MCD?"

"I, uh...nothing! I was doing nothing..."

"That sounds incredibly suspicious."

"Yeah, well, there's still no evidence that ties me to the fire."

"Not yet, at least. I'm going to investigate the scene of the crime!"

"I...fine then. I'll carry out my own investigation!"

"Why don't you two investigate together? Keep an eye on each other."

"Ah, good, you can be my sidekick."

"No, I'll be your sidekick."

"..."

"...Fuck."





"So, Shoey, here we are in the remains of the building. Where do you want to start?"

"Kidnap a police officer and force him to divulge everything he knows."

"We could just ask one. Wait a minute, is that Nabber over there? Since when was he a cop?"

"Top of the morning, MCD."



"TELL US YOUR SECRETS."

"Ignore him. How are you, Nabber? I didn't know you work for the force."

"Oh, I don't. I just turn up in a police uniform so I can learn all the info."

"Ah, okay. So what information have you found here? Any evidence."

"Nothing yet that hasn't been burnt to hell and back."

"Burnt? Hmm...that's interesting. You know what else burns? MCD'S BACK!"

"...seriously?"

"NABBER, ARREST THIS MAN."

"I'm not a cop."

"JUSTICE HAS BEEN DONE TODAY."





"Stupid MCD...throwing me under the bus like that."

"I know he started the fire. I saw it with my own eyes."

"Well, he'd better be careful...or else, he'll get burned. Hehehehe..."

"Admittedly, as a Fire Pokémon, that wouldn't actually hurt him too much. But you know what I mean."

"I just wish I could've told the police what I know about MCD. He was acting totally different. Also, what the hell was going on with that be-"



"Tell me everything."





"Well, this turned out to be a dead end."

"This 'working together' thing isn't working out. I think we should split up."

"Where did it all go wrong, Shoey?"

"You were never committed to this relationship. So, what are you doing now?"

"Talk to a few people, I guess?"

"I've heard GBAToad was holding onto some pretty juicy information. Maybe you should go and find him."

"Okay, I'll go track him down. See you around."

"Don't burn down any more buildings on your way out."

"..."

"..."

"..."

*beep*

*beep*



"Okay, GBAToad, he'll be on his way there soon."

"I'll keep my distance behind him. You know what to do."

"I-I don't know, this still feels kinda...extreme."

"BUT GBATOAD! How else will we get justice?"

"Uhhh...write something derogatory on the internet? Much less chance of us going to jail."

"They would never send me to jail!"

"But what about me!?"

"...no promises."





"I'll show MCD...I'll show him exactly how much I take pride in my Sub-Team."

"I mean, how could he say that he takes the most pride in his Sub-Team? He spends the rest of the week off being a lazy arse and then comes back, writes some wacky editorial and scarpers off again for a month."

"Meanwhile, I sit here for ages writing up long, concise articles about things that are actually important."

"This is the only way to get justice. The best way. The Australian way, mate!"

"Funny thing about Australia. Tons of venomous snakes. Venomous spiders. Massive reptiles. Kangaroos that can punch your lights out."

"But today, MCD's gonna learn that the most dangerous thing in Australia starts with 'Crocodile' and ends with 'Dippy'."

"Only problem - his head's tiny."





"It's all MCD's fault. I've lost my job because of him."

"Now I have nothing to do except eat."

"I was just about to kick the habit as well. Now I really want a Big Mac."

"And I'm sure we all remember what happened last time I wanted a Big Mac..."

"Feeling small?"

"Oh...hi, Anton...*sigh*"

"What's wrong, Packy? You seem upset about something."

"Thanks to MCD, I've got nothing to do, except eat."

"Sooooo...what you're saying is, you want to enact some sort of revenge against MCD."

"Yeah...that's exactly what I need to get. 'Revenge'."

"Well, today's your lucky day! With my magic, you'll be...UNSTOPPABLE!"



"Wh-what's going on?"

"Oh god...not again."

"Christ on a bike."



"AHAHAHAHA! ANTON, I'M MASSIVE!"

"You don't say..."

"Thank you so much! But why are you helping me?"

"Honestly? I want a raise."





"Y-you can't seriously be suggesting that-"

"It's the only possible explanation. I don't know what must've changed after...five years, I guess? Maybe even more?"

"Well, then...we should...I...I'm sorry, that's just...a lot to take in."

"It's very complicated. My head's still hurting a bit just thinking about it."

"Consider yourself lucky you're not just a head with arms and legs!"

"Heh."

"So...what you're saying is, if we do...kill...him, it'd be like both fires never happened?"

"No."

"What do you mean 'no'?"

"It wouldn't be like they didn't happen."





"Well, here I am. 'The Hall of Duke'."

"Why did GBAToad want to meet here? Also, what the fuck is going on with this crazy room?"

"The chairs are from Superstar Saga, the potted plant is from Partners in Time, the carpet looks like fucking static, the curtain looks like shit...also it's pink, unlike literally everything else in here."

"You know...this was built on the site of the old offices...that's a weird coincidence."

"But I'm sure that's all it is. A coincidence."

*lock*



"Are you kidding me...? This whole thing was a set-up? Where's GBAToad? He wouldn't do this type of thing."

"...what's going to happen to me now?"

"Nothing important."

"Who said that? And how did you lock the door?"

"I didn't lock the door, you dolt. I'm right behind you."



"Hello, MCD."
 

Hobbes

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That's one impressive presentation, Anton! Congratulations as well!
 

Duskull

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I've loved all the presentations so far, even if I've spent the majority of it reading Dippy's.

Also, I make a great statue.
 

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"Okay, what?"

"Time travel. I'm you from the future."

"Yes, I got that part. What the fuck is going on with that beard?"

"The beard is my pride and joy. Anyway, there's something I need to do."

"What?"

"I have to make sure you become me. And I have to do that...by killing the entire 'Shroom Core Staff. Except you, of course."

"That's pretty dreadful."

"Eh, I can't say I wasn't like you once. In fact, I was you. But then I realised what doing this would help me achieve."

"What's that?"

"I'm talking about becoming the director. Making a million pounds. World-famous. That kind of shit."

"You...I...seriously? A millionaire? With that beard?"

"STOP TALKING ABOUT THE BEARD."

"THE JIG IS UP, MCD!"



"Shoey...please...now's not a good time."

"Two MCDs. Why are there two MCDs?"

"GBATOAD, I DO NOT GIVE TWO SHITS THAT THERE ARE TWO MCDS, THIS IS MY MOMENT."

"MCD, WE KNOW THE RESULTS. WE KNOW WE CAME IN LAST FOR FAVORITE CORE STAFF."

"So it was you two in the alleyway last night! You two were the ones who forced me to show you the results. You two knew where I was last night! You two know I didn't start the fire! It's because of you everybody suspects me!"

"It was really mostly him..."

"CHANGE THE RESULTS."

"I can't change the results. You can ask this douchecanoe, though, seeing as he can travel through fucking time."

"Pass."

"THEN WE'LL HAVE TO KILL YOU! BOTH OF YOU!"

"Aw jeez."

"Wait! Shoey! You told me we wouldn't be killing him!"

"Oh, GBAToad...so foolish. Little did you realise...the biggest twist...in this entire story."

"KILLING MCD WAS THE PLAN ALL ALONG!!!!!!!"

"What!?"

"BY KILLING MCD, EVERY POLICE OFFICER IN THIS TOWN WOULD COME AFTER US."

"THIS WOULD LEAVE THE POLICE STATION COMPLETELY EMPTY, READY FOR THE TAKING."

"ONCE WE GET TO THE POLICE STATION, WE CAN CONSTRUCT A PAIR OF LEGS FOR IT TO WALK ON."

"WE CAN WALK THE STATION ACROSS THE OCEAN TO A NEARBY UNINHABITED ISLAND."

"AT WHICH POINT, WE ATTACH A PROPELLER TO THE BACK OF THE ISLAND SO WE CAN USE IT AS A BOAT."

"WE SELL THE ISLAND-BOAT TO A RICH DRUG LORD WHO LIKES TO MAKE FANCY ESCAPES."

"AT WHICH POINT THE POLICE ASSUME US LONG-DEAD."

"THIS PLAN IS ALMOST ENTIRELY FOOLPROOF."

"Almost?"

"I LACK A PROPELLER, SO YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO SWIM REALLY FAST."

"I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR NEW CAREER AS A PROPELLER."

"...I'm actually speechless."

"What the actual fuck?"

"AND NOW, IT'S TIME TO BRING THE PLAN INTO ACTION. I AM SHOEY, HEAR ME ROAR!"

"Okay, I'm bored now."

*SHOT*



"SHOEY!"

"OH SHIT!"

"MCD, what in the name of FUCK is going on!?"

"Run. Just...run away."

"You run, I shoot."

"...I'll stay."

*rumble*

"What's that noise?"

*rumble*

"It's getting closer..."

"..."

"It's stopped."



"AARGH"

"GOD DAMN"

"OOF"



"Hello, MCD. You may be wondering why I'm here."

"You want to kill me?"

"Well, the real reason is- wait, no, you got it."

"YOU WILL GIVE ME A RAISE, MCD."

"I WILL GIVE ANTON A RAISE."

"Great. I don't even have to find the Core Staff, you guys just keep coming to me."

*shot*



"Th-this isn't how it went before!"

"Your bullets have no effect when he's this massive."

"Not even...IN THE EYE?"

*click* *click*

"SHIT!

"Wowo, were you really stupid enough to bring no spare bullets?"



"They're in the other room..."

"That's a real shame. Move and you get blasted. <3"

"...Wait, where's the other MCD?"



"Aw shit..."





"Okay, I've really got to get out of here. Somewhere. Anywhere."

"Oh god. I can guess what these two want."



"I'm not going to cover for you anymore, MCD! Either you go to the police right now or you die!"

"I still can't believe you'd threaten P_Y to keep him quiet. What were you thinking?"

"But the tables have turned now, haven't they? Where's that friend of yours now?"

"...Friend of mine?"

"And where's that awful-looking beard. I mean, I didn't really need to say 'awful-looking', all beards are dreadful."

"..."

"Oh, right. You're looking for the other MCD. He's just over there, in that massive building Packy just blasted open."

"And there's a sentence I didn't expect to say when I woke up this morning."

"Hey guys, look, there's a commotion going on down there!"

"Oh wow, I sure love a good commotion!"

"OI, MCD!"

*shot*



"AAAAH! I'M HIT! CALL AN AMBULANCE!"

"Stop being a baby, Perch!"



"What're you two tossers doing? This was meant to be my kill."

"What's going on?"

"Dippy just shot Perch!"

"I'M GOING TO DIE!"

"SHUT UP, PERCH!"

"Nobody's killing MCD until he admits he started the fire."

"How about 'nobody's killing MCD'. That sounds good to me."

"I don't give a toss about the fire. He insulted my dedication to Critic Corner. Therefore, he dies."

"This is why I stopped going to your parties!"



"Dippy, there are more important matters at hand. The fire destroyed many editions of Critic Corner, need I remind you?"

"Who cares about all that? That's all in the past. And I bet Packy directed most of those, anyway."

"But you-"

"Well, that doesn't matter. Most of us can't work now and the police have me down as an accomplice. I've been an upstanding citizen up to this moment."

"Hey, let's not get too personal, P_Y."

"Why not?"

"MCD...HELP!"

"SHUT UP, PERCH!"

"The point is, MCD belittled my feelings for my beloved Critic Corner. He didn't do that for either of you with Pipe Plaza."

"Uh...yes he did! It wasn't directed at any one of us."

"And can you watch where you're pointing that gu-"

*shot*



"OH, GOD! MY NOSE! MY NOSE!"

"SOMEBODY HELP ME!"

"I SWEAR TO GOD PERCH I WILL SHOOT YOU AGAIN"

"Hey, where's MCD?"





"Back again?"

"I think right now you're the only person who isn't trying to kill me. What happened to Packy?"

"An ice cream van drove past him."

"Oh, I brought a little something. Let me just reach under my hat..."



"GBAToad's gun...you wouldn't..."

"Wouldn't I?"



"Welp."



"What the hell?"





"Where are we now?"

"I took us back in time. Three years and a day."

"The day of the fire?"

"Yes. I'm going to make you start it."

"LIKE HELL YOU ARE"





"SHIT"

"Thanks."



"You know, I had an accomplice. When I started the fire yesterday."

"You can come out now."



"SMB? Okay, this is just getting plain ridiculous."

"I'm sorry, MCD. But Issue 100 completely ravaged us. Do you have any idea how much it cost to get Porple to do an interview?"

"So...you went along with it to claim the insurance money?"

"You've got to understand. We had pretty much nothing left. We would've had to put up a paywall."

"My god..."

"Now, SMB, unfortunately, there is a complication here. After all, you are a member of the Core Staff...and I need all the Core Staff to be dead."

"Wait, what? You can't be seri-"



"-OUS."

"JESUS"



"WHAT?"

"WHAT?"

"Funky, could you call an ambulance for SMB?"



"Sure."

"MCD, we figured out that an alternate version of you started the fire, and we figured out you accidentally started the 2012 fire."

"Wait...how?"

"It's very complicated. You're already over one post character limit. Don't make it two."

"So, if we kill you now, we should be able to stop both of the fires. Does that sound fine to you?"

"...kill me?"

"So you don't become him. That would stop both fires from happening."

"But I'm not going to become him. He comes from a universe where he helped his Future MCD kill all the Core Staff. He failed in this one."

"So...why did the fires still happen?"

"I guess you can't stop fate..."

"...Hmm. He's right. Killing him now would be pointless."



"MCD...before I die...one more thing."

"What?"



"I didn't actually start the fire yesterday. The real arsonist is still out there."

"I...what...you...fuck it, I don't even care anymore. This is all getting too M. Night Shyamalan for me, I'm out."





M4E, Funky and MCD explained to the rest of the Core Staff everything that happened.

"Hmm...I guess we were acting a bit rashly."

"I got ice cream, I'm satisfied."

"Sorry for all that shit I did."

"Yeah, what one of those guys said."

"I'd do the same for Critic Corner as you did for Fake News."



And so, the Core Staff learnt an important lesson about friendship and forgiveness. They also learned not to play with fire, or to travel through time to try and alter the past.

They decided to give MCD a gold trophy, because it was his fault they learnt these values.

Dippy got a silver trophy, for not killing MCD despite her love for Critic Corner.

SMB and Packy shared a bronze trophy, because they respectively took a bullet for The 'Shroom and didn't wreck the city despite growing huge.

P_Y and Yoshi876 came joint fourth.

Funky and M4E came joint fifth.

Shoey and GBAToad came joint sixth.

MCD always kinda regretted not taking the fame and fortune route.

Dippy eventually called an ambulance for Perch, two weeks after she shot him.

SMB survived, but discovered he forgot to buy insurance.

Packy got a serious case of brain freeze.

Yoshi876 could never smell again after being shot in the nose.

P_Y went to jail as an accomplice, despite not doing anything. MCD was his lawyer but he forgot to turn up.

M4E wished in vain for a larger icon.

Funky wondered why her icon was the only one with arms and feet.

GBAToad was upgraded into GBAToad SP for his good work.

Shoey turned up for work as normal a few weeks later.

Anton got the raise he wanted.

Smasher was never seen again.

Freakworld took over as news host when Smasher disappeared.

Nabber was arrested for impersonating a police officer. MCD was his lawyer but he forgot to turn up.

VocalBeat never forgot what he saw.

Epic Nitwit forgot after a couple of hours.

Perch learned to live with being shot.

And nobody ever found out who actually started the fire...






"Heh heh heh..."



"Hahahaha..."



"AHAHAHAHAHA!"

Thanks for reading and I am really sorry it ended up being so long.
 

MrConcreteDonkey

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?, A.J. Nitro, AzRaezel, Boo Mansion, Comic Kid, CountBonsula, Crashi, Crocodile Dippy, Deathbringer, Edofenrir, GamingGirl73, Groden, Jermungandr, KB Spriter, Lakituthequick, Lemon, Mageker, MechaChao, Megamario1234, Naokohiro, Neptune99, Paper Jorge, Plumber, Redblueyellow, Ridge Troopa, Rob-Fox, SmithyGCN, Snack, Sonikku, Sploder, Storm Yoshi, Super-Yoshi, Sutinoer, Toadbert101, Turboo, Ultima Bahamut, UltraMario3000, Uniju, Vice

S3 - Favorite Core Staff (53 valid votes)

1. MCD - 18 (33.96%)
2. Dippy - 9 (16.98%)
3. Palkia47 - 8 (15.09%)
3. SMB - 8 (15.09%)
4. P_Y - 4 (7.55%)
4. Yoshi876 - 4 (7.55%)
5. FunkyK38 - 1 (1.89%)
5. Mario4Ever - 1 (1.89%)
6. GBAToad - 0 (0%)
6. Shoey - 0 (0%)



SMB is up next with S5 - Favorite Veteran Writer!
 

Meta Knight

Victory is my destiny
Core 'Shroom Staff
Awards Committee
Congrats to Edo, Anton and MCD. Also great job on these presentations they look amazing!
 

Super Mario Bros.

Oh boy! Haha!
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S5 - Favorite Veteran Writer

Crocs vs. Gators

There once was a lady who lived on an island
Who ran a reptilian gang.
She shot down her enemies from up in the highland
And spoke with Australian slang.

So all in the land had heard of her name
Even those in the mountains so nippy.
For when she rode in, they'd proudly proclaim,
"Ha ha! It's Crocodile Dippy!"

There once was a man who, in Florida, resided;
He had his own following as well.
And it was with him that most had sided
In the land that's as hot as Hell.

Across the state he fought and brawled
His critics - both tall and puny.
And so when he came back home they called
Him Alligator Loony!

The two would meet up at an Awards Show event
And ended up getting in a fight,
For they could not decide who would present
Favorite Veteran that night!

To everyone's shock, a third party came about.
The Gharial Cockamamie stole the show!
He knocked poor Dippy and Loony out
And gave his own presentation a go.

"Hello, and thank you for coming," he began,
"I'm happy to be here with you.
"So now that they're gone, I think that we can
"Go on with the show now. Woo hoo!"

"So in eighth we've got Pyro
"Who whips up reviews.
"His vote count is zero...
"That's... not good news."

"Continuing down the list,
"In seventh we've got 2!
"One of them's Drift
"And Shoey's there too."

"In sixth we've got Packy,
"Whose size could crush all.
"The..."


The, uh, um...

...

Shoot, can't think of a rhyme. What am I going to do? Ah, yes! Let me ask my good buddies in chat.

<SMB>: guys halp
<SMB>: what's a word that rhymes with Packy
<Shoey>: wacky
<SMB>: THANKS
<Gabumon>: lackey
<Shoey>: hero this website deserves
<Anton{Politoed}>: tacky
<Gabumon>: packy, the tacky, wacky lackey
<Anton{Politoed}>: yes
<SMB>: You guys rock.

Anyway, as I was saying,

"The tacky, wacky lackey
"Who could eat an entire shopping mall."

"So next we move on with
"Two more 'Shroom junkies!
"Those who got fifth
"Are Yoshi and Funky."

"And now we're at fourth places,
"...And these rhymes are getting wonky...
"But we've got two familiar faces:
"Paper Yoshi and MrConcreteDonkey!"

All of a sudden, the two others got up
And threw Cockamamie into a cage.
Dippy said to the crowd, "G'day mates, sup?"
As she and Loony came back to the stage.

"I'm back here to say that I wound up in third,
"And now that it's done, I'm outta here!"
So Dippy took off, and shot Loony a bird
"I'm headed home to go pound back a beer."

Now Alligator Loony was left on his own
To finish this presentation.
Second and first places were still unknown
After all these usurpations.

"I hope that you're all alert
"To hear the silver medal winner.
"This honor goes to Toadbert
"Who wonders what's for dinner."

"That leaves Mr. Edo, my dear friends,
"As the number one man this time!
"And now my presentation ends,
"Because I've run out of rhymes."




With all of that rhyming out of the way, I'd like to say " :dk: ratulations" to Edofenrir, and would like to thank everybody that was nominated for this award; you're all there because you have been long-time writers for The 'Shroom, and all of your contributions are invaluable. We wouldn't have reached 100 issues were it not for our great writing staff!

S5 - Favorite Veteran Writer (54 valid votes)

1. Mr. Edo - 13 (24.07%)
2. Toadbert101 - 10 (18.52%)
3. Crocodile Dippy - 8 (14.81%)
4. MrConcreteDonkey - 5 (9.26%)
4. Paper Yoshi - 5 (9.26%)
5. FunkyK38 - 4 (7.41%)
5. Yoshi876 - 4 (7.41%)
6. Palkia47 - 3 (5.56%)
7. Driftmaster130 - 1 (1.85%)
7. Marshal Dan Troop - 1 (1.85%)
8. Pyro - 0 (0%)



Edofenrir is up next with S2 - Favorite Team!
 
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