OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS V CEREMONY

Turboo

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The Fail Awards V will be held here in about 4 hours (15:10 (3:10) PST/18:10 (6:10) EST)! This ceremony focuses on the worst of the Mario series.

Schedule:

15:10 - Fail opening script - Gamefreak75
15:15 - F1. Worst Character - Uniju
15:20 - F6. Worst Spin-off - Lily
15:25 - F8. Worst Mario Kart Course - Packy
15:30 - F2. Worst Mario Party Board - LN1
15:35 - F11. Worst Galaxy - LN1
15:40 - F4. Worst PM Sidekick - Pyro
15:45 - F5. Worst Level Concept - Gamefreak75
15:50 - F13. Most Underwhelming Boss - LN1
15:55 - F9. Worst Sub-series - Cirdec
16:00 - F3. Worst Item - Count Bonsula
16:05 - F7. Worst Enemy - Uniju
16:10 - F10. Worst Game Mechanic - NSY
16:15 - F12. Worst Quest - Gamefreak75
16:20 - F14. Worst Location - Uniju
16:25 - F15. Worst Game (Overall) - Glowsquid
16:30 - Fail closing script - Gamefreak75

Host: Gamefreak75
 

N64Dude

Katyusha best Girls Und Panzer Girl
This will be good.
 

Beep

Mushroom Attendant
keep me updated, and I promise I won't do that horrible running commentary I did last year

I don't even know what I did there, maybe I was drunk
 

NSY

Celestial Guide
This is where things start to get controversial.

They will be complaining, shouting and swearing at the results.
 

GutsehMan

Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman.
you must just suck as a coursing river (we're not men)

without the force of a great typhoon (we're not men)

with none of the strength of a raging fire

mysterious as the failure of THE NOMINEEEEEEEEEES
 

Smasher

Smasher
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the failure is here, where's my awards
 

Petra Macneary

"The hated boss who beats you down..."
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blood will be shed on the marioboards today
 

Beep

Mushroom Attendant
come on sticker star, all of our hopes rest with you now

we are counting on you

it's up to youuuu.....

Spread our codes to the stars,
You must rescue us all,
Spread our codes to the stars,
You must rescue us all,
Tell us, tell us your final wish
Now we know you can never return,
Tell us, tell us your final wish
We will tell it to the world



Lyrics by Matthew Bellamy, Muse.
 

Beep

Mushroom Attendant
by the by guys, I bought a shit load of booze from Porple's house, let's get wasted
 

Petra Macneary

"The hated boss who beats you down..."
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Welcome, everybody, to the fifth annual Fail Awards. I am your host for the third time in a row, Gamefreak75. While the main purpose of the Mario Awards is to celebrate the Mario Wiki’s anniversary and glorifying the Mario series, is it really perfect? New Super Mario Bros 2 says otherwise.

If you want to read how the Fail Awards started, go read my post from last year.

Thank you for taking the time to read this. I know it wasn't much, but then again, the opening speech isn't the meat of this event. We hope you enjoy this year’s presentations!



Uniju is up first with F1, Worst Character!
 

Duskull

Star Spirit
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I just noticed I slightly mocked NSY for a spelling mistake, and then I left a word out entirely -_-
 
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