OFFICIAL FAIL AWARDS IV CEREMONY

[Turboo]

The Fail Awards IV will be held here in about 4 hours (15:05 (3:05) PST/18:05 (6:05) EST)! This ceremony focuses on the worst of the Mario series.

Schedule:

15:05 - Fail opening script - Gamefreak75
15:10 - F1. Worst Character - Uniju
15:15 - F9. Worst Sub-series - Tucayo
15:20 - F3. Worst Item - Banjo
15:25 - F6. Worst Spin-off - Toadbert101
15:30 - F5. Worst Koopaling - Paper Jorge
15:35 - F13. Most Underwhelming Boss - Count Bonsula
15:40 - F2. Worst Mario Party Board - Edofenrir
15:45 - F7. Worst Enemy - MrConcreteDonkey
15:50 - F4. Worst PM Sidekick - Bop1996
15:55 - F10. Worst Concept - Gamefreak75
16:00 - F8. Worst Baby - Luigi No. 1
16:05 - F11. Worst Galaxy - QuizmoManiac
16:10 - F12. Worst Sidequest - Pyro
16:15 - F14. Worst Location - Gamefreak75
16:20 - F15. Worst Game (Overall) - Uniju
16:25 - Fail closing script - Gamefreak75

Host: Gamefreak75

 

[ralphfan]

First!

 

[New Super Mario]

Baby Daisy should win Worst baby. I hope.

 

[Hobbes]

More spoilers: I don't win anything in this ceremony.

 

[Matlock]

Baby Daisy should win Worst baby. I hope.

Baby Wario always wins it

 

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

This will be awesome, just like last year.

 

[Mariomario64]

only about 14 minutes to go

 

[Nabber]

Let's do this.

After dinner of course.

 

[EctoBiologist]

can't wait.

 

[Tyrell Badd]

Get ready!

Your lovely host will be posting his opening script in 12 minutes.

 

[Ernest Fine]

Who is this "lovely host"? It says you're the host, and, well...

 

[Pyro]

i have to wait a while to post mine

aaargh

 

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

Here we are, in APIM stadium, where the fail awards are being hosted this year! Well I cannot wait to see what kind of opening speech Gamefreak will start with tonight!

 

[GalacticPetey]

There must be an opening ceremony to go with it, featuring Dracula.

 

[Tyrell Badd]

Here we are, in APIM stadium, where the fail awards are being hosted this year! Well I cannot wait to see what kind of opening speech Gamefreak will start with tonight!

Don't expect much.

 

[Ernest Fine]

^ That was the opening speech.

 

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

Here we are, in APIM stadium, where the fail awards are being hosted this year! Well I cannot wait to see what kind of opening speech Gamefreak will start with tonight!

Don't expect much.

Well me and the thousands of people watching this at home are hoping for something remotely good!

 

[Master Crash]

Congratulations Smasher, it was a well-deserved award.

 

[Nabber]

My Wheatley Laboratories shirt is ready.

 

[Smasher]

i'm looking forward to surprising everyone by not winning anything

 

[New Super Mario]

I'm here. I might have to leave in the middle of it though. Hope I can stay

 

[Uniju]

i'm looking forward to surprising everyone by not winning anything

No need to worry. I've personally arranged that you win both of my awards.

 

[Smasher]

kill him

 

[EctoBiologist]

still can't wait.

 

[GalacticPetey]

kill him

Okay

*shoots uniju*