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I hate to censor myself, but I know there are some younger users on this forum. Anyways, I'm here to talk about the Userpedia Awards. You know, from Userpedia. Where I've been for three years.
Okay, favorite user design, no problems seen here.
Favorite artist...okay, these are all valid choices.
Favorite Retired User...what's this? What the f-ck is Salty doing there? How the hell did he get on here? I didn't even know Salty existed until just now. Hmm...
Well, I'm sure there won't be any more mistakes like tha-
Wait...what? What the f-ck? Fawfulfury65? You don't even contribute! You haven't even been around for-
What the hell has the Awards come to?
Well, I'm sure nobody just put themselves in for the-
Oh.
You have got to be f-cking kidding me.
No offense Ralph, but really? You put yourself into this? You aren't even a vet! Even when you were active, you barely did anything! No offense again, but goddamn, if you haven't been around long enough or done anything close to enough for a "Lifetime Achievement", and you know it.
I have my opinions on Favorite User Creation, but since that one is based solely on opinion (and one of my fics are on it, so I'd be being biased) so I'm not going to talk about that.
But the rest of this? Fawfulfury for Lifetime Achievement on Userpedia? I've been constantly contributing for three bordering on four years on this website, I was a Bureaucrat and almost a Steward, and you've made just enough edits to be counted with one hand!?
And you, Ralph. And you.
You're not a bad guy. Really, you aren't. But lifetime achievement?
Don't make me laugh.
Okay, favorite user design, no problems seen here.
Favorite artist...okay, these are all valid choices.
Favorite Retired User...what's this? What the f-ck is Salty doing there? How the hell did he get on here? I didn't even know Salty existed until just now. Hmm...
Well, I'm sure there won't be any more mistakes like tha-

Wait...what? What the f-ck? Fawfulfury65? You don't even contribute! You haven't even been around for-
What the hell has the Awards come to?
Well, I'm sure nobody just put themselves in for the-

Oh.
You have got to be f-cking kidding me.
No offense Ralph, but really? You put yourself into this? You aren't even a vet! Even when you were active, you barely did anything! No offense again, but goddamn, if you haven't been around long enough or done anything close to enough for a "Lifetime Achievement", and you know it.
I have my opinions on Favorite User Creation, but since that one is based solely on opinion (and one of my fics are on it, so I'd be being biased) so I'm not going to talk about that.
But the rest of this? Fawfulfury for Lifetime Achievement on Userpedia? I've been constantly contributing for three bordering on four years on this website, I was a Bureaucrat and almost a Steward, and you've made just enough edits to be counted with one hand!?
And you, Ralph. And you.
You're not a bad guy. Really, you aren't. But lifetime achievement?
Don't make me laugh.