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  1. tardograd3

    Does Bowser rule the Mushroom Kingdom?

    Why not? Even if he technically has power over the mushroom kingdom, it's not implausible to imagine that it'd be more politically expedient for him to go down the kidnapping route. There could also be secondary reasons for the kidnapping
  2. tardograd3

    Does Bowser rule the Mushroom Kingdom?

    Firstly, the Mushroom Kingdom must be ruled by some king or queen, otherwise it wouldn't be a kingdom at all. So, who is that king/queen? Let's look at a feature common across many Mario games: Bowser's Castle. How did it get there? Obviously it was made for Bowser, given all of the...
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    What makes Goombas so powerful?

    How does that cause fear?
  4. tardograd3

    What makes Goombas so powerful?

    Please, someone, explain how feet cause the fear of goombas observed in super mario oddysey.
  5. tardograd3

    What makes Goombas so powerful?

    explain, please
  6. tardograd3

    What makes Goombas so powerful?

    explain
  7. tardograd3

    What makes Goombas so powerful?

    That would make an entire town fear one goomba walking around, clearly under the control of a well-respected citizen.
  8. tardograd3

    What makes Goombas so powerful?

    explain
  9. tardograd3

    What makes Goombas so powerful?

    But insectoids are rarely seen by humans, whereas goombas are large, common, and uncamoflagued.
  10. tardograd3

    What makes Goombas so powerful?

    They are literally hats.
  11. tardograd3

    What makes Goombas so powerful?

    But all of them cower when a paragoomba goes by. It is like a town in real life all being terrified of pidgeons.
  12. tardograd3

    What makes Goombas so powerful?

    That still wouldn't account for a bonneton guard being scared of a single goomba.
  13. tardograd3

    What makes Goombas so powerful?

    But that would make people fear the entire goomba species, not just one.
  14. tardograd3

    What makes Goombas so powerful?

    They are a bonneton guard. Other bonnetors talk about capturing like one would talk about planking or some other easy skill.
  15. tardograd3

    What makes Goombas so powerful?

    In Super Mario Oddysey, you can obtain a power moon by scaring away a hat ghost by capturing a paragoomba, and scaring him off. How? Would a shepherd run if confronted with a lame sheep being ridden by a friend of his? Unless goombas are more powerful. And, if they are powerful, why is their...
  16. tardograd3

    Silly, Logic-Derived Rules

    Basically, post silly rules of anything (a country, a web forum), that are not explicitily stated, but are logic conclusions of the rules they did write down. For example: 4chan :- no non-human apes.
  17. tardograd3

    Your headcanons

    Female members of Mario's subspecies have built-in antirape measures.
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