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    The most beautiful game.

    May sound ambiguous, but what do you think is the game with the most beauty in it? Regardless of whether the gameplay is good or bad. EDIT: Alright, doesn't necessarily have to be aesthetic beauty either.
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    What do you want in the next movie?

    Wario being the villain driving an awesome Cadillac. Ok. Something more substantial.
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    Are you addicted to games?

    I don't play many games and don't play them much, but I don't know how addictive they are for the rest of the world. I'd like to ask how long do you play, if they have made you be in bad physical state, and if they have made you either unhappy or unproductive (be honest, please).
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    Ore Dayo Wario Dayo manga translation?

    Those drawings look so good. I want to read it, but even a fan translation is nowhere to be found. Know anything about where can I find one by any chance?
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    Would you be inmortal?

    People don't like it because those you love around you would be dead, but plot twist: what if everyone around you was inmortal too? Think about the knowledge. I imagine myself being super wise and smart if I lived for 1000 years, don't you?
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    Did Mario actually save the video game industry?

    I've always repeated that like a mantra lol, but how true is it? You sure he did it singlehandedly?
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    Do you think Sonic's a better character than Mario?

    Regardless of the games being good or bad, that is.
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    Why does Oda Nobunaga get so many games and anime and manga and shit?

    From what I've read in a book he's a warlord who unified a lot of Japan and is a super controversial figure. Ok, but why the hell is he the protagonist of so many of these things? He's fucking everywhere lol.
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    I love vehicle stages

    Stages where you are walking on trains, inside plains, ships, jumping over cars etc are my favorite stages. Name as many games that have good/memorable ones as you can, please.
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    John Wick could beat Mario

    Think about it. Mario may be powerful and many of us like to say he can beat everyone. But John Wick? Nooooo. Let's face it, I think those are his limits.
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    Does staring at the screen hurt your eyes

    Curiosity has led me to ask this question. Does looking at the computer or tv even moderately eventually damage my eyes in the long run? Even if it takes 50-60 years or whatever for it to do so.
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    Is Mario Sports Mix bad?

    People seem to dislike this game. A lot of reviews are harsh to it. I still want to try it out though for having 5 sports and really cool graphics. I'm short on Mario Sports games right now, so it seems like a really sweet deal.
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    Can I ask you possibly my stupidest question yet

    Why is it bad to die? I mean of course I don't want to, my life is great. But dying isn't exactly a bad thing theoretically speaking? You just turn into absolute nothingness. Why is it bad aside from not wanting to upset your loved ones? Not sure about how stupid this question is. Just...
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    Are there any videos/audio of Mario speaking Japanese?

    I want to hear Mario speak Nihongo with a Charles Martinet voice. What's the closest that exists to this?
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    Why does Mario still have his Italian accent

    He's barely been in Italy throughout his life. No one in the Mushroom Kingdom even speaks Italian. I don't even know why he can speak the language so fluidly.
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    Are there really any terrible Mario games?

    Putting aside those boring edutainment games, I can only think of games that have been disappointing. I even like Mario Party Advance. But are there really any that are bad or awful?
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    What advantages does animation have over books?

    I felt worried the other day because I realized animated films could be "inferior" to books in a way, because they're shorter and restrict your imagination in the sense that you're not imagining the worlds and characters yourself and books can already describe everything through words, right...
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    Dumb character design question

    The other day I learned distinct colors, body types and faces are all very important for a character to stand out among others. Then, I also realized it's common for multiple anime characters to have super similar or 100% identical faces to each other, as a well as identical bodies in every way...
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    Can anyone please tell me the purpose of entertainment?

    I've been thinking about this lately. It sounds silly, but because I'm thinking on working as an animator in the future (and yes I really want to do it), but the job does not sound as useful to society as a whole as that of an economist, doctor or architect for example (it sounds to me more...
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    Does anyone here actually own Hotel Mario?

    Just want to know what heroes here have checked out the enclosed instruction book.
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    Why do you like Mario?

    Lemme start I like it because the games are consistently great in general. The characters also play a part too. Their designs are instantly recognizable and quite unique for the most part, and I laugh a lot at the absurdly ridiculous situations they can engage in. I don't really consider the...
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    Gamecube controller on wii not working?

    It's weird. Controller worked perfectly when using it the first time, but the second time it did not respond at all! I tried pressing every single button more than once, but nothing worked. It's a third party controller by the way, virtually identical to the original aside from being white...
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    What Mario Party games are worth playing solo?

    Yeah I know the thread title sounds sad, but whatever. I'm not interested in playing this games with friends yet. Just wanted to know if any of these games are worth trying out alone, having a good single player experience and such.
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    A mario fighting game?

    Would be unusual, but I'd like it. Like kart fighter but of quality. I'd love to spin piledrive other characters as Wario.
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    Dumb question

    ...How do you quote someone's post here? I'm using this site on the phone and I see that when you tap quote it says added message to multiquote. But the quote doesn't appear when I make a new reply.
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    Lucien the evil tennis racket

    Sorry, but can we talk about this About the fact that he's a tennis racket With mind control powers That can float That has some evil purple magic nonsense around him and that is called LUCIEN. WHY??? It sounds like some sorta dark ass evil RPG character or something not a fucking tennis...
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    Video game books?

    Yes this is a weird thing to ask for, but do you know any good books about games? Not really game design but game history itself is what interests me.
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    All of you

    Tell me why should I watch anime. I've never watched anime in my life. Sad I know. But I thought maybe I could start now.
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    Is it bad to pirate an old game everyone has played?

    I tend to buy every game, but sometimes there's games everyone and their mother has pirated and played already, like Doom, and I'm tempted to do so as well. I'm not even talking about a new PS4 game or anything. Just something like Tetris in the sense every person in this planet has played it...
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    Mario's jobs

    I was bored, so I looked up how many jobs Mario has had throughout the years. Some of them are really ridiculous. I found this list. The fact that he once did all of this crazy *bleep* like being a vietnam soldier and NBA player makes me like him even more lol. If you can find more, post...
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    Waluigi vs Daisy

    Ok I'm tired of seeing this discussion pop up in other topics. Let's settle this here and now. :waluigi: = good. :daisy: = bad. How can you not like a tall purple Luigi-Wario hybrid that screams Wah and dances so fabolously and cheats better than anyone and has a sad life and can swim in...
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    How would you make a Waluigi game?

    I'd make it a dancing one. It'd be kind of like a platformer but you'd have to move by timing button presses right, a la DDR Mario Mix. And Wario would be the bad guy. Yeah Idk you tell me how would make one.
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    Can Mario last for as long as Mickey Mouse has?

    Do you think Mario has enough fame or staying power to still be alive in the next 90 years or so? Or do you think he's not even close?
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    Should the 3DS die?

    I mean I don't want it to die because I just got one, but a lot of people don't know whether it should die to let the Switch be the only handheld and let Nintendo be more focused on making games for it, or let it grow live so that there is a cheap alternative to the Switch and gets an even...
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    The most annoying voices

    Some Mario characters have really irritating voices. Which are the worst? I really hate Hammer Bro's voice. It's too high pitched and weird and doesn't sound like what I thought his actual voice was. Someone shut him up please. I also don't like Daisy's voice because of how loud and obnoxious...
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    Does nintendo know about the wiki?

    Just curious.
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    How many people are mario fans?

    What is the estimated number? not just from the 500 million sales of games but also media and pirated copies of games and flash games and other stuff.
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    Mario games where you can use only one controller for multiplayer?

    Any Mario games you know where you can just pass around the controller instead of having to use 2 or more controllers for multiplayer? I already have a few games that can do this but not any from Mario, and it would be really convenient.
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    I got a 3DS

    Yeah I know it's a New Nintendo 2ds Xl. Stop laughing. Who cares :dk2: Finally, got a modern Nintendo console that isn't pre 2010, and it's so glorious. Can you recommend me which games to get for it and also which to avoid? (Also mention DS games, too).
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    Confusing sprites

    Don't really know what board does this belong in. This thread is for sprites, models and other stuff from games that look like something they actually aren't. I always thought Mario's crouching sprite looked like a weird red bird thing with pants and sunglasses. I'm really smart, as you can...
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    Is the 3ds eshop region locked?

    Or is it region free like the Switch? I'm going to buy one and I want to know this, but I can't find any info about it when I look it up.
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    SML2 sequel

    Both Mario Land 1 and 2 were weird ass games and I'd like to see more Mario Land weirdness someday. Do you think it will ever happen? How do you think it would be like?
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    Wario needs to be a villain again

    Wario has become a good man. He still likes dem coins and treasure, but he doesn't really do anything evil nowadays. Just cheating at sports sometimes. I'd like him to be the villain in some games, a la Wario's Woods or SML2. I'd really like it if he were Toad's bad guy rather than Mario's.
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    Something that makes no sense

    In Yoshi's Island, the stork was carrying both baby Mario and baby Luigi in the same bag, and he was going to deliver them both at the same time to their parents, Mr and Mrs Mario. That means they should have the same age, right? If so, why the hell is Luigi younger than Mario?
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    Why are there 16 Mario Parties again?

    Really? 16 Mario Party games? 4 of them on the Gamecube? That's an insane number. I mean I know some series sell better than others, but seriously not even NSMB or MK have this many games.
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    Favorite bad guy that isn't Bowser

    Title. And before you ask, no. Paper Bowser doesn't count. I'm not sure if I should put K. Rool and Captain Syrup because they're more Wario and DK bad guys than Mario bad guys. If I missed someone, tell me.
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    Best and worst Bowser battles

    Read the title :bowser: . SMG, and YI are the best, while SMB1 and NSMB2 are the worst.
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    What'll happen when the NSMB series becomes old?

    I mean it's called NEW super Mario Bros, right? But what'll happen when the series becomes 20-30 years old or something? ...New New Super Mario Bros :dk:?
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    Should I get a 3DS or Wii U?

    I need to know. I'm really undecisive about which one to buy (and please don't say Switch because it's expensive as *bleep* where I live). If I had a Wii U, I could get some of the newer Marios (3D world, Mario Maker, MK8. I want those), buy really rare wii games in it (Metroid Prime trilogy)...
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    Are all Birdos transexual?

    That title sounds like something from a tardograd thread lol Okay so if you guys didn't know, Birdo is trans. And in a lot of games there are multiple Birdos (with different colors too). Does that mean all Birdos are transexual?
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