(In a castle, to the far, far north...)
Oscar: I can't take this anymore!!
Goblin minion: Wh-what is the matter, my lord?
Oscar: THIS ENTIRE STINKING LAND, THAT'S WHAT! Ever since those kids beat my army, they've been lurking in the shadows, not responding to my orders!
Goblin: W-well, sir, what...
Eli: (Looks at Elijah) Q-10.
(Elijah nods) Q-10. (They pick up Leon and carry him outside.)
Eli: EVERYONE BACK! THIS IS A BOMB!! (People start screaming and running. Elijah and Elisha get ready, Eli, converts Rodlan into a hammer, and Elijah and Elisha toss Leon into the air.)
Eli: FORE! (He...
Eli: Oooohhhhhh… (His nose is probably broken now.)
???: HEY! (It's Elijah.) LEAVE HIM ALONE! (He jumps off the balcony he was on and lands in front of him, then draws a sword and shield.) You mess with him, you mess with me. (He presses a button on Naldor, the sword, and the blade turns to fire.)
Eli: WAH! (He pushes a button on Rodlan and a needle shoots out the side into Leon's arm.)
Eliana: I've never worked on the heart before, but I do know what I'm doing. (She looks at the two sadly.) You're married, huh? All right. (She takes her powders and pulls out a book.) Ummmmm… here we go...
(Eliana screams. She mixes powders from her belt together, hastily puts them in a pill, and throws it on the ground, causing a cloud to go up. The cloud is a sleeping potion. It affects EVERYONE except her)
Eliana: (Pouring herself some tea) So, where to today?
Eli: I want to find those weirdo convicts from another planet!
Elijah: OK, what did I miss about those- CONVICTS?!
Eliana: That's what it sounded like.
Elijah: Should we turn them into the police?
Eliana: Nah, I think we'll see how they are...
Don't include too many Nintendo characters, guys!
Eliana: (To Sarah) Oh. I'm fourteen. I am two seconds older than my brother, but he'll say the opposite about him.
(The next day…)
Eliana: Did you actually just say "yawn"?
Eli: (Grins) Hey, is the newspaper here yet?