So, our assignment in Health today was to calculate how many servings of each food group we had today, right? So, My health teacher, Mr. Rogers, asked me why I didn't do anything. I told him that I didn't eat anything today (which was true) since I was too busy. So, Mr. Rogers was kind enough to...
Mr. M: He had his chance to apologize a long time ago.
*Mr. M flings SSM aside again as he sees Super Sonic flying at him*
Mr. M: That's your plan? Sending a Supercharged mortal at me? HAH!
*Mr. M punches Super Sonic to the ground*
Mr. M: You just don't understand my pain. I'll make you...
Mr. M: My own brother betrayed me. We were gonna be together. But then, he left.
Luigi: Wha- wait. . .When Bleck brainwashed me. . .
Mr. L: That wasn't you. That was me.
Mr. M: Yea, Yea. Save all that backstory for later.
*Mr. M flings them all aside*
Mr. M: I am a god now, idiots. You...
Mr. M: Hmm. Can't take any chances.
*Mr. M grabs all the Emeralds*
Mr. M: See? Either way, I win. It's all over now.
Luigi: Just like that? We worked for something even worse than nothing?
Mr. M: That's the way it looks to me.
Mr. L: Not to me.
*Mr. L starts to use his...
*When nobody was looking, 'Mario' swiped all the Emeralds, but Luigi had turned around*
Luigi: Mario? What are you doing?
Mr. M: Hah! Fooled ya!
*Mr. M runs out of the house with the remaining 4 Emeralds*
Luigi: Quick! After him!
*Luigi starts chasing Mr. M, only to lose him in the woods*...
Luigi: Polterpup! Here, boy!
Polterpup: Arf! Arf!
*Polterpup runs through the wall and starts licking Luigi*
Luigi: HaHa! Who's a good boy? You are!
*Polterpup smiles, but then looks confused at the rest of the gang*
Luigi: No, no, boy! It's okay! They're our friends!
*Luigi tosses his cap...
Luigi: Well, Yeah, But it's like the world's hardest maze. Out of all the people who went in there, only the Professor, Mario and I made it out.
Mario: Yeah, I think we're good on that.
Mr. L: Well, It's better than doing nothing.
*Mario duct tapes the cameras*
Mario: So, anyway, you want me and Weegee to keep these Emeralds safe, right? Well, Luigi would be perfect for that. Even I don't know where he lives.
Mr. L: Don't you two live together?
Luigi: We used to. I moved out a little while back. However, I do think my...
Mario: Wait, Us?! I mean, we only know Sonic because we compete in the Olympics together!
Luigi: Yeah, Besides, We were kinda busy.
Mario: Hey, Luigi?
*Mario and Luigi have a conversation while blabbering in Italian*
Mario: Alright, Count us in! Whatever it takes to help a...
*Mario falls down a warp pipe to the car wash*
Mario: Oh, Heh. Heya, Everyone!
Mr. M: Those annoying goodie-goodies have the other 4 Emeralds, so we can't just rush in and take them.
*Mr. M paces around the room*
Luigi: MARIO!!! Oh, you're gonna PAY...
Mr. M: What?! Oh, no you don't!
*Mr. M uses the 29% of his power to fling a boulder at Sonic and Co. in an attempt to stop them*
Luigi: Can't we just come to a truce or something?!
*Luigi dodges another attack*
Mario: Mamma Mia! You're a big fighter for your age!
Mr. M: Australia, eh?
*Mr. M puts on a Cowboy outfit and enters a warp pipe to Australia*
Mr. M: Well, anywhere around here should be. . .
*Mr. M sees the the Chaos Emerald*
Mr. M: The Emerald! Hah! Too easy!
*Mr. M makes a mad dash to the Emerald*
Mario: Luigi! Catch...
Mr. M: Dunno. It has this weird purple color to it, so, there's that.
Luigi: Uh-oh, Mario. Problem. The Princess isn't here.
Mario: What? She's gotta be somewhere!
Luigi: Maybe we missed something?
Mario: Let's see.
*Mario & Luigi go back to the table*
Luigi: Eh? She was right...
*Mario and Luigi dodge the attack*
Mario: Hey, Luigi!
*Mario pulls out a Red Shell and kicks it over to Luigi*
Luigi: Oh, yea!
*Mario & Luigi use the 3D Red Shell attack to kick Bowser into the lava below*
Mario: Quick! The Princess!
*The Bros. run over to Peach's cell*
*Mr. M trips on something*
Mr. M: Aww, son of a-
*Apon closer inspection, it is a Chaos Emerald*
Mr. M: Well, Well. How convenient.
*Mario almost falls into lava*
Luigi: Mario! Hold on!
*Luigi pulls Mario up*
Mr. L: Hey! Wait up!
*Mr. L enters the...
*Mario kicks down the door to the room Bowser's in*
Mario: Hah! Gotcha!
*Luigi trips on the doorstop and falls flat on his face*
Luigi: Mamma Mia. . .
Mr. M: Alright. we need a plan if we want to get those emeralds. We can't just ask politely.
I'll start it for you.
Mr. L is a personification of Luigi's very small dark side. If the dark side were to be removed, Mr. L would be a separate entity. If Nintendo thinks of that, Mr. L can be reused in the future.
As for Geno, he's a no-hope-er. He is literally a doll possessed by (what I...
-Meanwhile, in some library-
Mr. M: *Making his voice higher to match Mario's* Hey! I'd like to check-a out this book!
Librarian: Oh! Mario! Of course!
*The Librarian stamps the book*
Mr. M: *Mario Impression* Thank you so much-a!
*Mr. M walks out of the library and puts his mask back on*...
Mario: Okie-Dokey! C'mon, Weegee! Let's-a go!
Luigi: Don't you think we shou- ACK!
*Mario drags Luigi by the collar to the World 8-1 warp pipe. Meanwhile, Mr. M falls face down into the ground*
Mr. L: What? You getting sleepy?
Mr. M: Hah! Not a chance!
*Mr. M tries to fling a rock at Mr. L...