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  1. Koopa con Carne

    Look at it! Look at it! LOOK AT IT!

    yosh is turning into a frickin' bullfrog
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    But Townsville is nearby! You'd live in a place with daily kaiju attacks and other such threats?

    But Townsville is nearby! You'd live in a place with daily kaiju attacks and other such threats?
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    Look at it! Look at it! LOOK AT IT!

    does a 20 year old DK jellypop taste like a real ape? 🤔
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    post any random Mario thought on your mind

    According to the Moon Kingdom brochure in Super Mario Odyssey, every living (or undead) thing you see here: every single one of them goes back evolutionarily to this little spinny fella, the LUCA of Mario's world: let that slide sink in.
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    Mario pictures

    On the subject of obscure artwork from trading cards, today we have... Toad looking agog! Fans au fait with Mario artwork may recognise the above from a Wii/Wii U ad, obscure in itself but what sets it apart is the shading. This shaded drawing of Toad had not been documented on the wiki...
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    Post Mario music you're listening to.

    Piano riff sounds like Sweet Home Alabama, Wario edition. Or perhaps the composer was inspired by its adaption in All Summer Long? "And we were pilf'ring different things, and we were smoking garlic leaves, ripping ass out in the lake in our purple thongs"
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    not that weird, considering ubisoft is a french company

    not that weird, considering ubisoft is a french company
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    add a random number to make it more unique

    add a random number to make it more unique
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    Mario Kart Tour

    Few notes about the Bangkok course: - it plays great and looks great. has setpieces such as the bazaar and the motorway that afford a lively atmosphere. should the course be ported to mk 8 deluxe, even if kept low-poly or with plain textures, it's still gonna be sightly on account of the color...
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    Mario + Rabbids Sparks of Hope

    it's hilarious
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    Nintendo Direct Thread (Do NOT post here unless one is announced)

    They'll put Nier Automata on Switch! Perfect! Now let's get Nier Replicant in there too
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    Mario pictures

    😖😖😖:dk:
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    not too bad, y'know! it becomes less frustrating if you learn to be vigilant and traipse through...

    not too bad, y'know! it becomes less frustrating if you learn to be vigilant and traipse through it. the mobile controls aren't a huge hindrance. getting the chaos emeralds beforehand helps a lot, too.
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    i beat sonic 2 on fucking mobile

    i beat sonic 2 on fucking mobile
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    post any random Mario thought on your mind

    Wow, Origami King does have a pretty sloppy battle system. The final boss in particular is far and away the worst instance of it. I understand making an enemy tough to beat, but this battle is pretty much just you figuring out some new gimmicky variation of the game's boss puzzles, while...
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    Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?

    i main dk when i play smash, so it's true that he carries the whole game.
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    Things that should be changed in Mario lore.

    Those are Celtic traits, right? I always thought a Mediterranean or Maghrebian phenotype (brown/hazel eyes, brown hair, tan skin, but still decidedly European-looking) would suit Daisy the best.
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    Spirits that were either too weak or too strong.

    Dimentio almost erases the very existence of matter. ... Yet his spirit is a meagre 2 stars out of 4 stars. The same as some mooks from Yoshi's Island who steal babies. Count Cannoli should have been two-star, since he's a recurrent boss and rival in his game of origin despite proving himself...
  19. Koopa con Carne

    nah, i love every minute of hot sticky weather. but where i live now, i rarely experience it...

    nah, i love every minute of hot sticky weather. but where i live now, i rarely experience it, even during summer...
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    Look at it! Look at it! LOOK AT IT!

    A horror Mario movie’s a definite possibility once Mario enters public domain. … Centuries from now.
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    Post Mario music you're listening to.

    medieval-style DK rap
  22. Koopa con Carne

    Mario pictures

    candid advertising from the devs of acclaimed mobile game Bob World
  23. Koopa con Carne

    Yanny/Laurel, toad edition

    Yanny/Laurel, toad edition
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    i always heard "time for adventure", until i leaned in closer to kinda distinguish a fairly...

    i always heard "time for adventure", until i leaned in closer to kinda distinguish a fairly garbled pronunciation of "ready", though i'm still unsure of what he really says
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    Mario pictures

    idk but here's some examples from this other hilarious mario book sold on amazon (photos from user reviews): the book's look-a-titty cover:
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    Mario pictures

    found on goodreads dot com
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    post any random Mario thought on your mind

    [tweet] I thought I saw Toadsworth in this LEGO set at first and my heart skipped a beat unrelated but i hope at least one cannonball of the ones i've stomped on airship levels plummeted at terminal velocity on a toad's noggin
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    post any random Mario thought on your mind

    I don’t think Rabbids are lagomorphs, but Broodals seem to be. You can’t get Broodals from Rabbids alone. So then, did… Rabbids go ham on the Mushroom Kingdom rabbits to create Broodals?
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    What's you opinion on Warioware Get it Together?

    My experience with the game is also limited to the demo. Had a go at it for around 10 minutes, then lost interest. Don't think I did everything there could be done in it.
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    What do you think the worst Mario game is. (Including spinoffs) if you have a reason for not liking it include it.

    None of this matters if the games aren't good. Yes, edutainment games should have standards, too. And it looks like Reader Rabbit Preschool got these beat not even half a decade later.
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    General Discussion

    the community polls are very difficult to vote in, because the reality is that every candidate brings in invaluable contributions to the community that are difficult to tally or judge. at the end of the day, everyone's a winner in their own way; i believe it in more than just sportsmanship...
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    Mario images made by AI

    ignoring the horrifying face distorsion, that looks less like a "baby" Luigi and more like a Scrappy Doo version of him. like a cross between his child and adult self that somehow isn't a teenager
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    Things that should be changed in Mario lore.

    on the flip side, neither can humans dress as a jellyfish, since such a costume would be terribly awkward for a tetrapod.
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    Things that should be changed in Mario lore.

    if one were a sapient non-human and they cosplayed as a human, would they be a furry?
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    Mario images made by AI

    https://huggingface.co/spaces/dalle-mini/dalle-mini enter a prompt and this AI will try to cook up whatever that thing is. as one would expect, it's not perfect. I looked up "Baby Rosalina in World War I' and it gave me this: I edited out an example because I was concerned about its...
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    Things that should be changed in Mario lore.

    This is a misconception that for some reason still lives on two decades after the Rare buyout. Don't listen to the oafs of GameFAQs. It's enough to just look at the staff credits in games that feature Donkey Kong Country concepts post-buyout* (e.g. Kremlings) to dispel that misconception...
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    Mario Kart Tour

    they put Whomps in the Berlin Wall. like hand in glove also:
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    In the event something undesired happens to the Mario Wiki, or perhaps just for legacy reasons...

    In the event something undesired happens to the Mario Wiki, or perhaps just for legacy reasons, do you have a back-up of the website or a reliable person to pass the server down to? I'm asking because, well, I'm largely ignorant on how these things are handled, and concerned about the years...
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    Things that should be changed in Mario lore.

    Most if not all Kongs embody the most generic of cartoon tropes. *DK is the dumb muscle *Funky is the cool surfer brodude *Cranky is the sagacious but sulky elder *Kiddy and Chunky are absurdly strong toddlers/manbabies *Wrinkly is the sweet old lady *Dixie is the hip teenage girl who chews gum...
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    Most Notable Mario Fanart? [Sourcing your images are encouraged]

    Green characters (including Luigi) by kirvias https://twitter.com/kirvias/status/1534251306788958208?t=Oxhg5JQgwYlO2DlIS-AAcQ&s=19
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    Things that should be changed in Mario lore.

    "can we not talk about this subject, anyway here are my thoughts on said subject"
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    Things that should be changed in Mario lore.

    I mean, not only are you arguing your classic stance of "continuity/lore is not the focus of the game so it shouldn't exist in that game", but... you're additionally coming out as a massive bigot in doing so. Not one trait inherently guarantees a good character, that's true, but...
  43. Koopa con Carne

    This list of tragic events on Wikipedia has an expansion tag! Get it??? 'Cause it's like it...

    This list of tragic events on Wikipedia has an expansion tag! Get it??? 'Cause it's like it invites you to *expand* the list by actually committing more of what the page covers!!! Hahahahaahahaha follow r/darnkmeme for more funny reddit mems!
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    Look at it! Look at it! LOOK AT IT!

    is that a pubescent wario or were his Black Jewels being clutched the whole time?
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    Post your least cancelable Mario take here

    Specifically, a poopoo head jerk.
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    Your headcanons

    the semantics of kinship-related terms may change between languages, and we don't know what Mario Fan's native language is. in mine there's no such thing as "fourth cousin thrice removed", there's just "nephew/niece of [first, second etc.] cousin" if it's the same for Mario Fan, then the...
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