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Hmmmmmmmmmm. Well, I guess now I'll go on the south lift, and check the other floors for water trails leading out of it. ...........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....................

Ohhhhh, you're finally awake, Keith. And you're already solving the mystery, aren't you? You and Meg always did like investigating people and asking things questions. Well, I think my boy here is on the right track! If the slide's footprints go inside, then the slider must have walked into the...

Ohhhh, the Food Storage room... if you don't mind, young fella, I'd like to have a poke around in there for a bit. As you've seen, Meg is quite bright, but she hasn't yet learned the difference between face paint and condiments. One of them you put in your noodles, and the other is face paint...

Aha! There you are, Meg! I see you've gotten into the mustard and blueberries again! How many times do I have to tell you not to play with your food?! Now, since we're here anyway, you just go wash yourself off in the showers. We don't want you smelling all funny for the big dinner with the...

Keith! Meg! I bet you two thought you'd be able to leave me behind, going on some fancy-shmancy cruise while your old man rots away at the noodle shop! Well, too bad, because I came here anyway! I've got a ticket and everything! And I brought Polly, too! I won't be letting you have a fun family...

Role get! Role get! *squawk*

Thank you all for playing! I once again appreciate people being so willing to play such a short game on such short notice, and I'm much happier about how this one turned out than the last. A couple of things: If you would like to be given access to ALL of the team chats, please react to this...

Round 4 The lounge today remained completely empty, as the 4 remaining people plotted and schemed against one another. Ludwig's Traditionalists were finally nearing the glory that was rightfully theirs, while Wart's Interlopers had managed to do quite well at surviving, considering they weren't...

Round 4 is now locked. Results will come shortly.

Round 3 It was another close call in the lounge today, as the ever-dwindling number of royal relatives once again narrowly chose between two prospective targets. Eventually, it was decided that Bowser's great-grandson, gentlemansGambit, needed to be gotten rid of. He was thrown into the lava...

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Round 2 Once again, the members of the family gathered together in the lounge to discuss who to democratically remove from their ranks. Much discussion was had, but eventually it came down to two people, and then one of them just barely escaped the wrath of his relatives. LJS, on the other...

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Round 1 Gathering in the Koopa Family lounging area, Bowser's wacky and very extended family and other associates gathered together and considered their options. Scheming in their little cliques, they all had their own agendas that they came up with during the day, and it seems that even during...

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oh yeah, good catch if votes are tied, one of the tied candidates will be chosen to get lynched randomly

Rules: There are multiple factions in this game, with most of them consisting of 3 players each. Teams will win by eliminating all other factions and being the last one standing. There is one type of phase, called Rounds. During each round, players must send in an action from the provided list...

Sign ups are now closed! Teams will now be finalised and assigned, and the game will begin shortly.

Thanks for the signups everyone! The game is currently scheduled to begin on time at 2022-06-27 08:00:00+10:00 , at which time roles will be sent out and the game thread will be put up. Signups will close probably half an hour before then, after which I'll finalise roles and teams and we can...

to be continuity..............

Awards Murder Party The game where everyone kills each other, again :dry: It's back! The disastrous strategy game returns just in time for my holidays to begin. This time, there have been some additional tweaks and changes to the formula, so please make sure to read the rules thoroughly...

awards murder party -very similarish to everyone is mafia mafia but you get put into teams of 3 -win by being the last team standing -12ish players but could go up to like 20 (or more???) -each phase you can kill, protect and roleblock. use these to keep each other safe and also to mess with the...

beaches are water you cant drink surrounded by sand that you cant eat which also ruins all your food by making it taste grainy amusement parks let you eat food from THE chef toad i know where im going

its finally time......... let me format my vote like i did back in the day putting my vote in for the 2d blue falcon (6th row, 8th column)

Due to unforeseen circumstances, Lightning Direct will begin sooner than planned, at 2022-06-07 03:40:00+10:00 . We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause and thank you for your understanding.

Don't forget, the second ever Lightning Direct will be held in the Mindless Junk board 2022-06-07 09:00:00+10:00 . Make sure to tune in for up to 40 minutes of brand-new Lightning content, including an enormous deep dive on Lightning "Mafia" 2++ and a special guest musical performance!

User Revin has changed their username to Polly.

Hello! Hello! *squawk*

oho ho ho ho ho! it is i, doctor hudson, racer extroirdinare! although my racing days are now behind me, i'm always plotting new ways to keep my foot in the racing industry and take it by storm again, and it looks like this is just the ticket! just wait until you see my entrant... you'll wish...

Tune in at 2022-06-07 09:00:00+10:00 for the very special Pre3 2022 edition of Lightning Direct, which will contain all the latest information on Lightning Mafia 2+, as well as various other Lightning-related projects. Stay tuned for more details.

Past Future Pink Cat

ive already said some of this elsewhere, but just for the sake of including it here, just gonna leave a few "brief" feedback points (note from future me: i evidently wrote this sentence before the rest of the post :dry:) first off, just want to say thanks to the hosts for putting together this...

alas, i have come undone. i didnt even get recruited into the new girlboss cult before i croaked if only therapist had been here to help me with his trusty shotgun bones, its time to go home therapist!! where did you go? youve been gone since you bought that jester juice that whisked us away...

no time to read the big mess but mcd is clearly independent and is going to win in two phases anyway and not be a problem, get off his back. anyone sussing him from here on out i will treat as scum wasting our time anyone who took the easy lynch on a rookie despite me literally telling you guys...

alright lets get down to business here are my preemptive thoughts without having checked back over the thread: town-leaning tier: shoey - claimed tracker, there have been no counter-claims and he didnt try to contradict my actions so im leaning toward him being town oho jee - his behaviour to...

you didnt get bombed where is post :koopa:

im the Jack of All Trades I used my one off role check on fanta and she is the bomber. so im 100% certain she is mafia We can discuss whether we want to lynch her and eat the extra kill she has or work out if theres a vig who still has a kill, depending on if they were behind either of tonights...

sorry im a bit tired and was trying to get a quick post out before bed so i guess the quality suffered. if im honest i wrote the first part of the question and then re-read your post and found the no powers part and i guess i didnt realise that it would make my whole question redundant. mostly i...

wow the person who was being lynched based on flimsy meta reasoning turned out to be innocent who could have seen this coming?? (it was me) now that i have completed my obligatory snarking and reiterated that voting people based on stupid meta reasons and narrow-minded cultural assumptions is...

im afraid i must nap now because i must be well-rested before i begin preparing for my live show tomorrow (unrelated to this newspaper or any of its mysteries, as i stated before in my schedulepost) so i do not have time to make any big mystery solving deductions. however, i will leave you with...

alright you caught me. i will confess im not actually locked in this building. i can leave whenever i like, and have been doing so this whole time. a famous and rich bones like myself naturally has many other priorities, meaning i am only able to be here during my free time. currently, over...

well that did not quite work i went to the gymnasium as planned and jumped on the treadmill. mr business spotted me to ensure i would not injure myself while the blue bunny timed a stopwatch to ensure that i would be running for the full 14 hour timespan. the squid child was here as well. of...

excellent tonight we shall make history (and also obtain MASSIVE GAINS)

attention all fitness buffs in order to break free from this newspaper lair, i am crafting a plan that will allow me to jog my way straight through the walls. however, as i build up speed on the treadmill in the gymnasium for the 14 hours of darkness that we call "night", i require the presence...

thanks for the extra details apologies for the harsher tone i just wanted to hear a little more detail from you to make sure we knew what we were dealing with its clear to me now you are merely an innocent victim in this girlboss conspiracy so i will unvote

dont misunderstand me miss turtle wizard if anything taco bell girl contributes more to disproving a girlboss alignment. i just wanted to consider all our options and make sure no one writes things off without proper consideration if they are real i would think they are an innocent subfaction...

well thanks to the turtle wizard's smartness it appears that the egg-shaped man really is innocent unvote i will let him off with a warning to not rattle bones anymore. if you ever forget the rules just read this instructional video. it has all the information you need to play a successful game...

wait a minute the cheese can wait unvote none of what you are saying makes sense you need to explain yourself more clearly are you telling me you're going around digging up bodies for no reason? there is something very important about this game that you must know. DONT RATTLE ME...