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  1. Speedrunner Mario

    Mario’s House

    *Luigi mumbled to himself as he walked away* Tuxedo Luigi: We'll see who the true idiot is before long, brother...
  2. Speedrunner Mario

    The Altonia Files: The Second Chapter

    Stevenson: Woah, bro. N-No need for that...
  3. Speedrunner Mario

    The Altonia Files: The Second Chapter

    Stevenson: Sorry, bro. No means no.
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    Mario’s House

    Tuxedo Luigi: My apologies, brother. *He starts to walk away*
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    Mario’s House

    Tuxedo Luigi: No, I have not. Is there an issue with that?
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    Mario’s House

    Tuxedo Luigi: Hello, Mario.
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    Mario’s House

    Tuxedo Luigi: Hm... *He notices the spy drone* Tuxedo Luigi: Normally, I would disable a robot of his variety, but in this instance...I think I might keep it active... *Luigi lets out an evil British laugh*
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    The Altonia Files: The Second Chapter

    Stevenson: Uh, no can do, Bro. It's his off-day
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    The Altonia Files: The Second Chapter

    Stevenson: Only manager-bro has access to the safe, bro. *Outside, Samus was walking by and heard the commotion. She ducked behind a corner and activated her power suit, waiting for the right moment*
  10. Speedrunner Mario

    The Altonia Files: The Second Chapter

    Stevenson: That's the only register we got, bro.
  11. Speedrunner Mario

    The Altonia Files: The Second Chapter

    Stevenson: Woah, woah, bro! No need to get mad, alrig't? *Stevenson rips out the register and hands it to the man* Stevenson: There you go, bro!
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    The Altonia Files: The Second Chapter

    Stevenson: Slow your roll there, bro, there's nuthin for sale in there!
  13. Speedrunner Mario

    Mario’s House

    Tuxedo Luigi: With pleasure. *Luigi takes his leave* also can you not have Mario be in times new roman because I'm trying to do something with luigi
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    Mario’s House

    Tuxedo Luigi: I have no explanation for your case, dearest brother, but I would believe my altercation in vocal pattern would correspond to my change in attire. Now, if you wouldn't mind, I will be on my way to the casino to play a few rounds of poker. I will return.
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    Mario’s House

    Luigi: I don't know.
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    Mario’s House

    *Luigi was now in a tuxedo for no apparent reason*
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    Mario’s House

    Luigi: Way ahead of you. *Luigi snaps his overalls off and continues walking in just his boxers*
  18. Speedrunner Mario

    Mario’s House

    Luigi: Look, anime lady, it's been fun, but not fun at all, so... *He starts walking away*
  19. Speedrunner Mario

    Mario’s House

    Luigi: Spirit? What spirit?
  20. Speedrunner Mario

    Mario’s House

    Luigi: Shut up.
  21. Speedrunner Mario

    Mario’s House

    *Luigi casually walks up to the weak spot and uses his D-Grab to 0% it to Death*
  22. Speedrunner Mario

    Mario’s House

    *Luigi unholsters the Poltergust and unleashes the deadly force of S U C C*
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    Mario’s House

    Luigi: What, you? Mr. "It'sAMeNeverScaredOfAnythingYAHOO"?!
  24. Speedrunner Mario

    Mario’s House

    Luigi: ...I think I just peed my pants... *Luigi bravely runs away in terror*
  25. Speedrunner Mario

    Mario’s House

    Luigi: What am I supposed to do with this? Luigi: Oh, I get it now! *Luigi throws the bible at the spider thing*
  26. Speedrunner Mario

    Mario’s House

    Luigi: DEMONI! DEMONI! SIGNORE SALVAMI DAI DEMONI!
  27. Speedrunner Mario

    Mario’s House

    *Luigi's face was pale* Luigi: Lemme get the Poltergust 3000. *He grabs the modified vaccum cleaner conveniently placed by the door*
  28. Speedrunner Mario

    Mario’s House

    Luigi: Luigi is not here. Right now. Leave a message. After the tone. BEEEEEEP.
  29. Speedrunner Mario

    Mario’s House

    *Luigi dives behind the couch to hide*
  30. Speedrunner Mario

    Mario’s House

    Luigi: Eh, Mario, go get the door, would 'ya?
  31. Speedrunner Mario

    Mario’s House

    Luigi: No, no, no. No! You'd get kidnapped! Again!
  32. Speedrunner Mario

    Mario’s House

    Luigi: Gosh darn it to heck, Mario.
  33. Speedrunner Mario

    Mario’s House

    Luigi: Watch your mouth.
  34. Speedrunner Mario

    Mario’s House

    anime in a nutshell
  35. Speedrunner Mario

    Mario’s House

    Luigi: Calm down, they're just a bunch of captialistic jerks.
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    Mario’s House

    Luigi: Oh, tell me about it.
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    Mario’s House

    Luigi: Oh, don't even get me started on Little Geezer's.
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    Mario’s House

    luigi doesnt give a shit
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    Mario’s House

    *Luigi gets a napkin and grabs a slice of pizza*
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    Mario’s House

    Luigi: Stuffed crust pepperoni bacon with pineapple on the side.
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    Mario’s House

    Luigi: Get some Pizza Hat. It's closest.
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    Mario’s House

  43. Speedrunner Mario

    Mario’s House

    Luigi: Boy do I.
  44. Speedrunner Mario

    Mario’s House

    is she single
  45. Speedrunner Mario

    Mario’s House

    -Mario Bros. Residence- Luigi: Man I could really go for a pizza right now.
  46. Speedrunner Mario

    The Altonia Files: The Second Chapter

    Stevenson the Gas Station Dude (My OC for this): Hey, Hey, Hey, Bro! Can I help you?
  47. Speedrunner Mario

    we dont talk about that one

    we dont talk about that one
  48. Speedrunner Mario

    The last Metroid is in captivity. The galaxy is at peace...

    The last Metroid is in captivity. The galaxy is at peace...
  49. Speedrunner Mario

    Mushroom City Car Wash

    Green Flash: Don’t put words in my mouth.
  50. Speedrunner Mario

    Mushroom City Car Wash

    Green Flash: Excuse me?!?!
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