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*Luigi mumbled to himself as he walked away* Tuxedo Luigi: We'll see who the true idiot is before long, brother...

Stevenson: Woah, bro. N-No need for that...

Stevenson: Sorry, bro. No means no.

Tuxedo Luigi: My apologies, brother. *He starts to walk away*

Tuxedo Luigi: No, I have not. Is there an issue with that?

Tuxedo Luigi: Hello, Mario.

Tuxedo Luigi: Hm... *He notices the spy drone* Tuxedo Luigi: Normally, I would disable a robot of his variety, but in this instance...I think I might keep it active... *Luigi lets out an evil British laugh*

Stevenson: Uh, no can do, Bro. It's his off-day

Stevenson: Only manager-bro has access to the safe, bro. *Outside, Samus was walking by and heard the commotion. She ducked behind a corner and activated her power suit, waiting for the right moment*

Stevenson: That's the only register we got, bro.

Stevenson: Woah, woah, bro! No need to get mad, alrig't? *Stevenson rips out the register and hands it to the man* Stevenson: There you go, bro!

Stevenson: Slow your roll there, bro, there's nuthin for sale in there!

Tuxedo Luigi: With pleasure. *Luigi takes his leave* also can you not have Mario be in times new roman because I'm trying to do something with luigi

Tuxedo Luigi: I have no explanation for your case, dearest brother, but I would believe my altercation in vocal pattern would correspond to my change in attire. Now, if you wouldn't mind, I will be on my way to the casino to play a few rounds of poker. I will return.

Luigi: I don't know.

*Luigi was now in a tuxedo for no apparent reason*

Luigi: Way ahead of you. *Luigi snaps his overalls off and continues walking in just his boxers*

Luigi: Look, anime lady, it's been fun, but not fun at all, so... *He starts walking away*

Luigi: Spirit? What spirit?

Luigi: Shut up.

*Luigi casually walks up to the weak spot and uses his D-Grab to 0% it to Death*

*Luigi unholsters the Poltergust and unleashes the deadly force of S U C C*

Luigi: What, you? Mr. "It'sAMeNeverScaredOfAnythingYAHOO"?!

Luigi: ...I think I just peed my pants... *Luigi bravely runs away in terror*

Luigi: What am I supposed to do with this? Luigi: Oh, I get it now! *Luigi throws the bible at the spider thing*

Luigi: DEMONI! DEMONI! SIGNORE SALVAMI DAI DEMONI!

*Luigi's face was pale* Luigi: Lemme get the Poltergust 3000. *He grabs the modified vaccum cleaner conveniently placed by the door*

Luigi: Luigi is not here. Right now. Leave a message. After the tone. BEEEEEEP.

*Luigi dives behind the couch to hide*

Luigi: Eh, Mario, go get the door, would 'ya?

Luigi: No, no, no. No! You'd get kidnapped! Again!

Luigi: Gosh darn it to heck, Mario.

Luigi: Watch your mouth.

anime in a nutshell

Luigi: Calm down, they're just a bunch of captialistic jerks.

Luigi: Oh, tell me about it.

Luigi: Oh, don't even get me started on Little Geezer's.

luigi doesnt give a shit

*Luigi gets a napkin and grabs a slice of pizza*

Luigi: Stuffed crust pepperoni bacon with pineapple on the side.

Luigi: Get some Pizza Hat. It's closest.

Luigi: Boy do I.

is she single

-Mario Bros. Residence- Luigi: Man I could really go for a pizza right now.

Stevenson the Gas Station Dude (My OC for this): Hey, Hey, Hey, Bro! Can I help you?

The last Metroid is in captivity. The galaxy is at peace...

Green Flash: Don’t put words in my mouth.

Green Flash: Excuse me?!?!