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  1. Roserade

    Longform Roleplay

    *Wellington looks appalled at the address, a hand placed right over his heart.* Wellington I've told you already, you third-rate geezer! Nobody calls me Richie anymore! It's Richard! Richard Wellington, the name of the most esteemed student to ever grace the streets of Neo Bowser City...
  2. Roserade

    Longform Roleplay

    *Wellington found himself at the door of Misham's Mysteries, his burlap bag of $800,000 tucked under his arm. The rest of his afternoon had been fairly uneventful; after backing in terror out of the situation with Coats, he had driven in the general direction of the Four Seasons New Bowser City...
  3. Roserade

    Longform Roleplay

    Wellington Unfortunately for you, my lowlife companion, you don't seem to be in a position to disagree with me. You're in my car, where I'm holding the money, and I could always demand you exit this vehicle and walk away pennyless. That is within my legal right, after all. Or, you can give me...
  4. Roserade

    Longform Roleplay

    *From what Kanamori can tell, most of these objects, while still worth their price, failed to amount anywhere near the price of one million for the Dark Prognosticus. One object tumbles out of the burlap bag in the very back corner of the trunk: a small, golden key, with the marking of a cloaked...
  5. Roserade

    Longform Roleplay

    Wellington Well, if you must know, I am not only a scholar, a poet, and a 4.0 graduate of the University of Bologna, but also a tradesman! I'm sure you understand from my unrelenting, youthful charisma that I am quite the smooth talker, and I've set up my exchange routes all over this city as a...
  6. Roserade

    Mach Speed Mayhem (Superchao 'Shroom Section)

    something something traitor etc etc
  7. Roserade

    Longform Roleplay

    Wellington Fret not, my dear, our transaction shall be swift, painless, and with as much grace as this brilliant body can offer. *Wellington folds up the map to its smallest, before tucking back into the breast pocket of his suit. Then, he glances back to Shaggy, before pointing a finger...
  8. Roserade

    Longform Roleplay

    Wellington ...! *Wellington suddenly seems far more distraught over the situation, eyeing the map in Sayaka's hands desperately. His eyes linger back to the ticking clock to the dashboard, before he clears his throat.* Wellington F-fine then, you third-rate bottom feeder, I'll let you in a...
  9. Roserade

    Longform Roleplay

    *Suddenly, there's the roaring of an expensive car looping through the New Bowser streets. Multiple residents and passerbys yelp and jump out of the way, as, from what Sayaka can tell, a bright blue sports car rounds the corner in a frankly unprofessional drift. The lights of the city gleam...
  10. Roserade

    Late presentation sign-ups

    Heehoo
  11. Roserade

    Super Smash Bros. Ultimate 2020

    Satellite Lovers beat Bert Loaf 2-1 with some of the closest matches we've had, gg's
  12. Roserade

    The official name change log

    User Jake Marshall has changed their username to Roserade.
  13. Roserade

    Mach Speed Mayhem (Superchao 'Shroom Section)

    Princia Ramode
  14. Roserade

    BBQ Turtle's presentation sign-ups

    Finally, my chance to gush about BBQ's art again If you look up Roserade, that's me
  15. Roserade

    Today's your final day to participate in this month's 'Shroomfest! Who comes out on top? It's...

    Today's your final day to participate in this month's 'Shroomfest! Who comes out on top? It's entirely up to you! Make sure to post any final endorsements you may have in-thread, and vote in the 'Shroomfest section of The 'Shroom! Go Team Villains 😈
  16. Roserade

    'Shroomfest Debate (Round 1) - HEROES vs VILLAINS

    Good evening, my fellow dark-sided deviants! This is your 'Shroom Subdirector, Roserade, broadcasting LIVE from the top of an undisclosed mountaintop, where I've established my own special secret hideout. The followers of Team Villains have been hard at work developing their defences, and I've...
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    'Shroomfest Debate (Round 1) - HEROES vs VILLAINS

    My apologies, my villainous teammates. I may or may not have become preoccupied in a devious murder plot. I must indulge myself directly with evil every once in a while! Is there really such a way to show better support for Team Villains? I see that this is the question I've been tasked with...
  18. Roserade

    Mario Awards Killing Game 4: Deimos Matrix Corp - End: A Blue Moon

    Marshall N-no, you've got it all wrong!! I didn't kill nobody! I didn't... I... ... ... Marshall ... Marshall GAAHHH!! Marshall Huff... Huff... F-fine, you caught me. I did it. I'm not the rollin' western nobleman I claim to be. I got my hands bloodied, and look where it got me. Shot...
  19. Roserade

    Mario Awards Killing Game 4 - Voting Thread

    Marshall No more games, pardner. This is the end of your road. ##Vote: Stan
  20. Roserade

    Mario Awards Killing Game 4: Deimos Matrix Corp - End: A Blue Moon

    Stab the scissors into one of the other bodies Wipe off the scissors on Smg2's shirt. Do the smudges look similar?
  21. Roserade

    Mario Awards Killing Game 4: Deimos Matrix Corp - End: A Blue Moon

    Let Stan feel my butt Also while we're in a shitpost investigation let's lick the victim
  22. Roserade

    Mario Awards Killing Game 4: Deimos Matrix Corp - End: A Blue Moon

    Tell me anything else you can about the original stab wound. Anything about size, depth, direction, whatever.
  23. Roserade

    Mario Awards Killing Game 4: Deimos Matrix Corp - End: A Blue Moon

    Is there anything else underneath the victim's body that looks impale-ish
  24. Roserade

    Mario Awards Killing Game 4: Deimos Matrix Corp - End: A Blue Moon

    Try to stab my key attachment into the victim's neck to see if the wounds align
  25. Roserade

    Mario Awards Killing Game 4: Deimos Matrix Corp - End: A Blue Moon

    July 1st, 1:44 PM Deimos Matrix Corp, Gymnasium Marshall I see that Business Bambina is mad at me, and rightfully so. Things didn't go quite accordin' to plan last night, and I failed to keep my word. Marshall My genuine apologies, Bambina. You deserved better than that. Hopefully my...
  26. Roserade

    Mario Awards Killing Game 4: Deimos Matrix Corp - End: A Blue Moon

    Point out to Scrooge my trap at the end of the Electronic Hallway
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    Mario Awards Killing Game 4: Deimos Matrix Corp - End: A Blue Moon

    Let's start at the top Investigate the body, see if there's anything else notable
  28. Roserade

    Super Smash Bros. Ultimate 2020

    Satellite Lovers beat Zwei Wing 2-0 after eighty years of not having the time to play
  29. Roserade

    Mario Awards Killing Game 4: Deimos Matrix Corp - End: A Blue Moon

    Lick the spilled tea by the Assembly Room
  30. Roserade

    Mario Awards Killing Game 4 - Voting Thread

    Marshall I almost feel sorry bout this. I quite like the guy, he's more tolerable than most of y'all. Still, a game's a game, and we've got a murderer to vote. ##Vote: Louie
  31. Roserade

    Mario Awards Killing Game 4: Deimos Matrix Corp - End: A Blue Moon

    Hoist Alex over to a door and try the same experiment, but this time using his hands against the door Wash myself after, please
  32. Roserade

    Mario Awards Killing Game 4: Deimos Matrix Corp - End: A Blue Moon

    Scratch at the door of the meditation room and see if it eventually causes my fingers to bleed
  33. Roserade

    Mario Awards Killing Game 4: Deimos Matrix Corp - End: A Blue Moon

    Examine the burlap sack in Meeting Room A closer
  34. Roserade

    Mario Awards Killing Game 4: Deimos Matrix Corp - End: A Blue Moon

    Might as well check the Planet Observatory
  35. Roserade

    Mario Awards Killing Game 4: Deimos Matrix Corp - End: A Blue Moon

    Is the oven still on the on setting
  36. Roserade

    Mario Awards Killing Game 4: Deimos Matrix Corp - End: A Blue Moon

    Ask Sledge what he knows about the shotgun
  37. Roserade

    Mario Awards Killing Game 4: Deimos Matrix Corp - End: A Blue Moon

    Repost so it doesn't get buried, but give me any details on the shaft that you can
  38. Roserade

    Mario Awards Killing Game 4: Deimos Matrix Corp - End: A Blue Moon

    June 25th, 9:48 AM Gymnasium, Deimos Matrix Corp Marshall ... Marshall I'm miffed, you lot. Real miffed. It ain't about the fact I couldn't attend the meetin' at the end of the night. It's the fact that I was knocked out by a weapon I ain't even seen before. That's truly dishonorable right...
  39. Roserade

    Mario Awards Killing Game 4: Deimos Matrix Corp - End: A Blue Moon

    What might be that something underneath the milk
  40. Roserade

    Mario Awards Killing Game 4: Deimos Matrix Corp - End: A Blue Moon

    Investigate the gym bag Is the dent in the ventilation shaft on the inside or outside
  41. Roserade

    Mario Awards Killing Game 4: Deimos Matrix Corp - End: A Blue Moon

    Lick the corpse for fun, then investigate the kitchen... Again
  42. Roserade

    Mario Kart Wii Time Trials Tournament - Final Round: Rainbow Road

    This tournament has taught me more about playing Mario Kart Wii than casually playing Mario Kart Wii has for ten years
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